Syd Midnight posted:

when I played Eve goonswarm the guy in charge of the guild said "gently caress goons" and sold all the goons virtual spaceships and ran off with the money, but that was like a normal everyday thing that was expected to happen, so goons were just like "yeah gently caress goons" and doxxed him. I mean it was good for the game but was a typical case of goon mmo behavior as a creeping forum sickness

that was Lowtax's only reply so I like to think he was just stopping by to check on Helldump and was reacting to everything, not this comment in particular




We have, in our possession, pictures of his Puerto Rican wife. The man's wife, Mandrake!

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Everything randbrick said there is true but missing the later poo poo: remedial started his own practice, someone faxed his dick to his office multiple times, he went on to defraud poor people with mortgage modifications, got owned by the state of new hampshire, finally he enlisted as an infantryman in the army (no way he could be an officer with those intense ethics violations damoclesed over him)

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Goons are loving weird, man

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

I'm betraying myself here, but no they just swapped control of one part of the game for another part and are still #1/2 power in bad dumb game

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

I'm betraying myself here, but no they just swapped control of one part of the game for another part and are still #1/2 power in bad dumb game

rap music posted:

huh, whaddaya know i guess i do have a fetish after all

VanSandman posted:

Oh word? How'd that go down?

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

I'm betraying myself here, but no they just swapped control of one part of the game for another part and are still #1/2 power in bad dumb game

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Goons are loving weird, man

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Remdick.jpg

I think the picture was gotten via a catfishing on plentyoffish but I'm not 100% on that because holy poo poo its been most of a decade

N. Senada posted:

Nanomashoes posted:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I, for one, am astounded that degenerate bullshit for the terminally unfuckable is popular online.

So is anime.

Joust posted:

Joust posted:

Squashing Machine posted:

I've thought long and hard on this subject.

1) It's dog semen
The prevailing theory. However, there are many problems with this theory. As Garfield is at least a family-friendly comic strip, if not expressly produced for the consumption of children, then why would Jim Davis expect his audience to know that it's a cup full of semen or to even know what semen is? Additionally, why would the semen be stored at room temperature in an open container? Was Liz planning on artificially inseminating a dog immediately after giving Garfield his checkup and just letting the semen warm up in the meantime? Finally, ingesting semen does not cause dogs or humans to become pregnant. Totally bogus.

2) It's medicine for pregnant dogs
Somewhat more plausible. Despite the same questions raised over Liz storing the liquid in an open, unrefrigerated container, it's possible that it could be some sort of medication or nutritional supplement, also implied by Liz specifically saying that Jon was going to have a litter of "healthy" puppies.

3) It's cold coffee and Liz is loving with Jon
Jon says it's a "cup of coffee," and from the angle he should be able to see it's a black or brown liquid. Drinking unexpectedly cold coffee could cause the reaction Jon displays in the third panel, because people generally find room-temperature coffee to be unpleasant. And, historically, Liz has regarded Jon with a kind of withering amusement, and it would fit with her character to make up something to shock and humiliate him.

4) Jim Davis doesn't know how babies are made
Jim Davis has made a media empire out of the comedic and artistic equivalent of unflavored yogurt. He's a dim, simple man who tapped into the collective consciousness of a dim, simple people. It's entirely possible that he has no concept of how puppies are conceived. Maybe the joke makes complete sense to Jim. Maybe Garfield operates in an alternate reality where insemination is not only possible orally, but across genders and species. If nothing else, Jim Davis is likely some kind of sex pervert. Just look at how the lady with spiders for eyes is posed. She's practically presenting. She reads as the kind of sexual freak who would leave a coffee cup full of dog cum just sitting around her workspace. Maybe she jacked off Odie immediately before Garfield's appointment. The fact that this comic strip---which has haunted me ever since I read it in Garfield: Life in the Fat Lane: His 28th Book as a child---still runs in syndication is a cruel joke. When Jim Davis is finally tried and executed for corrupting the nation's youth, I hope that there's huge crowd of spectators and that they greet him with howls of execration.

syscall girl posted:

People always try to equate the races of middle earth with religions and ethnicities but the truth is dwarves were republicans.

Their women? All beards.

Cindy Shitbird posted:

Only one thing posted in this thread makes me cry with laughter until I ache every time I've read it, and that's Kirk's meltdown at the Razee gaming tablet thing.

On that note, how did Kirk handle news of the Nintendo Switch?

Cindy Shitbird posted:

Only one thing posted in this thread makes me cry with laughter until I ache every time I've read it, and that's Kirk's meltdown at the Razee gaming tablet thing.

On that note, how did Kirk handle news of the Nintendo Switch?

pram posted:

cant wait to throw cyanogenmod onto this sweet lil beauty

theroachman posted:

The uranium used in the Manhattan Project (and some sources even say Little Boy) came from the Shinkolobwe mine in Congo, which was a Belgian colony at the time.

wallaka posted:

I wonder how many hands were lost in mining accidents?

Platystemon posted:

So many that they started a terrorist group that kicked off the Great War.

VanSandman posted:

My favorite part of the meltdown is a mod letting it happen.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I saw a Tacoma once that had both headlight eyelashes and truck nuts.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Yeah its a drag car.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Outrail posted:

I'm probably just really tired but idgi. Can someone please explain this for me?

Mycroft Holmes posted:

the Serbian terrorist group that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand was called the Black Hand

Outrail posted:

I'm probably just really tired but idgi. Can someone please explain this for me?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it's a tough situation but i can sympathize as I, too, need a 24/7 IV drip of anime dickgirls or my heart will stop immediately

Pvt.Scott posted:

It's like the movie Crank and you don't even have to change the name.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

We all met up at McDonald's today for lunch. When we walked in my dad said "doesn't it smell like a woman's pussy in here?" My brother agreed, and then I agreed too. Then my brother and father busted out laughing. They were just pranking me to see how I would react. The smell was just the fryers. My brother and dad suspected I am a virgin, and they did this test to confirm it. Now they know I am a virgin and won't stop teasing me about it.

Sagebrush posted:

"I've...eaten things...you people wouldn't believe.
A taco sextet with fire sauce, off the shoulder of I-80.
I watched cinna-buns glitter in the dark at the Tannhäuser bakery.
All those...meals...will be lost in time...like vegetables...in nacho cheese.
Time...to diet..."

Phylodox posted:

When Lost in Space was on Pay-Per-View, my mum had one of those bootleg boxes that let you watch as much as you wanted for free. Over the course of a weekend, for reasons I no longer recall, 20-year-old me decided to experiment with sleep deprivation. I stayed awake for almost 36 hours straight, watching Lost in Space non-stop. By the end I was weeping copiously. I finally understood it, and it was beautiful.