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his body still hasn't been found
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In honor of this page I'd say forget reading a letter, at that point you start squirting her with water and chanting old prayers in Latin to drive the succubus from her body. E: gently caress. Last page. The page it was posted on.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:26 |
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Pelvic Floor Wax posted:she responded by screaming and turning up the volume of the porn, so I took that as her needing time to herself and left the old thread title's had a good run imo
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:29 |
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Pelvic Floor Wax posted:Here you go, first post: Dude missed an amazing opportunity to invite her friends/family over after work and walk in on that.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:30 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the old thread title's had a good run imo R/relationships: she responded by screaming and turning up the porn
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:31 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Dude missed an amazing opportunity to invite her friends/family over after work and walk in on that. Oh my god I change my vote
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:31 |
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Screeching porn woman might just be the most bonkers individual in this thread so far, Jesus Christ on wheels
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:33 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Dude missed an amazing opportunity to invite her friends/family over after work and walk in on that. Duuuuuude yes. Side note, she's obviously awful and all that but man I can't help but feel a little bad for these people who have some hosed up view of sexuality from religion and/or their parents. Thank you mom & dad for not talking about sex to me! Thank you school system and alternative sex advice columns for giving me a super liberal view of it!
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:34 |
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Chicken Doodle posted:R/relationships: she responded by screaming and turning up the porn Make it so.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:39 |
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This was posted in an older thread and is pretty much the saddest thing ever. He lost the woman he loved on his wedding day for no discernible reason, and there's a good chance that he won't be able to fix it even armed with the knowledge of what's been going through her head. indeed.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:50 |
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Was she having dissociative episodes or something while schlicking it, or was she trying to show him the evils of porn by making him super jealous or something? Both?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:52 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Was she having dissociative episodes or something while schlicking it, or was she trying to show him the evils of porn by making him super jealous or something? Both? vengeful religious mania? who loving knows, that girl and her mom are both nutjobs
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:53 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:This was posted in an older thread and is pretty much the saddest thing ever. He lost the woman he loved on his wedding day for no discernible reason, and there's a good chance that he won't be able to fix it even armed with the knowledge of what's been going through her head. indeed. Did he ever come back with an update?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:53 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Tho I gotta say are asexual people just like repulsed by sex or do they just not have a drive? it could either be cover for a sexual dysfunction or it could just be total lack of drive. if some people are hypersexual and they have a very high libido to the point that it causes them problems in their personal life, i dont see why it's odd to consider that some people could be hyposexual and have a very low to functionally no libido
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Did he ever come back with an update? Nope. We might be able to suss out the general outline if we knew his main account but alas.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 23:06 |
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Me [24 M] with my GF [26 F] 4 years, has used my previous relationships against me in an argument.quote:She has been depressed for as long as we have known each other, and she, after lots of convincing from me, took depression pills for about a month before she deemed they made her feel worse and swore never to use them again. Since then, we have just tried to deal with it. We have tried lots of little things to bring some sort of happiness to her view on life, to no avail. I feel for this dude, I've been in a similar situation and had the bold part said to me and it loving stings bad. Take the puppers and let her do whatever she wants to herself.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 23:11 |
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dating is bad and holy poo poo guys where is everyone dinner or something? /r/ is on the second page I thought it got gassed for sure
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:02 |
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I think I found out how a dragon can be sexist.quote:My bf wants a baby in the year of the dragon (this year)
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:03 |
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Sjs00 posted:dating is bad and holy poo poo guys where is everyone dinner or something? /r/ is on the second page I thought it got gassed for sure Yeah, I was having dinner. Stir fry and hot tea. You?
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:03 |
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I thought I killed the thread with my story. Here's another! I [18m] feel like I am the last thing on her [18f] list of priorities quote:Hey everyone This is my first post here, so be easy on me :p If I left things out, please ask questions, I'll answer as soon as I can Sorry for the relatively long post. I could have sworn I already posted this one but I checked and its just an almost identical situation. Horsegirls, if you are this into your horses, please don't date. Nothing against you horsegirls, you just clearly can't give someone romantic attention they want when you like your pone this much
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:03 |
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Nazzadan posted:I thought I killed the thread with my story. She wants dat pone-bone, brah. Buy a horse gimp suit and let her educate you. E: educated horses is a technical term, but I don't think it's used much any more. An educated horse is just a trained one, maybe one that knows some tricks? https://youtu.be/LmXdpv3pCGU Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Yeah, I was having dinner. Stir fry and hot tea. You? I'm frickin' starving over here. Bouta heat up some lasagna though. Not sure how to feel about Dragon baby. e: can confirm; horse girls will always put you around last place in their lives unfortunately Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Mirthless posted:This quote just pops out to me. lol at this nerd who doesn't have am evil dick
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:43 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Was she having dissociative episodes or something while schlicking it, or was she trying to show him the evils of porn by making him super jealous or something? Both? she was trying to jack off in peace and her rude boyfriend kept interrupting her!
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:15 |
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All dicks are evil, the devil made them look like the snake that tempted Eve into the ruin of humankind!
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:32 |
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my evil member rose from the depths of my loins like lucifer himself, emerging from a dark and fiery portal.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:32 |
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my dick is crawling up the wall and hissing what do I do
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:34 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:All dicks are evil, the devil made them look like the snake that tempted Eve into the ruin of humankind! What did they look like before that
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:48 |
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Psycho Society posted:What did they look like before that Spherical
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWeyUTBkTss
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:51 |
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I cheated on my wife and I'm living with the other woman. The kids won't talk to me at all. I'm male, 38, father of 13 male and female twins. I cheated on my wife with a co worker. My wife kicked me out of the house and we're in mid divorce. I'm staying with the other woman because I really don't have any choice. The kids are not talking to me at all. They've blocked me on Facebook, they don't answer my calls. does anyone know how to correct this? 13 twins? I don't know if he means 26 kids or like 13 pairs with one extra? No comments, nothing else to the post.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:02 |
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jfc dude
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:04 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:13 twins? I don't know if he means 26 kids or like 13 pairs with one extra? No comments, nothing else to the post. He means the kids are 13. There's two kids.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:05 |
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WampaLord posted:He means the kids are 13. There's two kids. Well, I'm a dumbass.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:06 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I cheated on my wife and I'm living with the other woman. The kids won't talk to me at all. I did something awful to their mother, why don't my kids like me anymore
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:07 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I cheated on my wife and I'm living with the other woman. The kids won't talk to me at all. Step #1 is deffo to move in with the woman you cheated on your wife and kids with
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:07 |
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there were consequences to my actions. how do i undo this.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:10 |
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CHEATING PROTIP: Always cheat on your partner with someone you don't even like enough to move in with after you're inevitably found out, just to make the effect of your poor choices even more pitiable and thus gain sympathy from Reddit
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:18 |
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I worry sometimes that recreationally gawking at r/relationships is going to severely gently caress up my bullshit-meter, like "ok she cries and doesn't want me to look at her whenever we have sex but she didn't scream at me for interrupting her furious demon-possessed jackoff session with a love letter, we're good"
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Edit: I'm too stupid to post an image. Pretend I posted a gif of Gob Bluth here. Edit 2: I've made a huge mistake.
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