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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Maybe a massage would encourage growth? I'll give you a thigh massage buddy s-senpai
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I picked up two tubs of Rich Piana's REAL FOOD for fun. I'm gonna mix it up with milk, peanut butter, and protein powder to start my day. IT'S SHAKE TIME GOD DAMNIT
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Urgh, I hate cuts. According to Fitbit, I walk an average of 13km a day (includes 20 mins intense cardio with heart rate at about 170bpm) in addition to weightlifting, so I think I'm fairly active and I'm cutting at 2,000 calories. And I'm constantly hungry. I don't even like McDonalds and I walked past one yesterday and started salivating.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:37 |
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Pesmerga posted:Urgh, I hate cuts. According to Fitbit, I walk an average of 13km a day (includes 20 mins intense cardio with heart rate at about 170bpm) in addition to weightlifting, so I think I'm fairly active and I'm cutting at 2,000 calories. And I'm constantly hungry. I don't even like McDonalds and I walked past one yesterday and started salivating. Train yourself to associate food with nausea and pain, that does it for me
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:40 |
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The hunger is just another form of pain Let it linger, savour the suffering Know that the tangiable misery you experience is proof that your body is burning and shedding, transforming and improving
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:53 |
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Lemming posted:Train yourself to associate food with nausea and pain, that does it for me That's my bulking routine. Spinning wheels 4eva. Zzulu posted:The hunger is just another form of pain
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:57 |
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Buggered up my ankle stepping off small step, I'm off work for a few days I guess this means my usual workout isn't possible to.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 09:21 |
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Defiant Sally posted:I picked up two tubs of Rich Piana's REAL FOOD for fun. I'm gonna mix it up with milk, peanut butter, and protein powder to start my day.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 10:47 |
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Is this the make fun of CrossFit thread or can someone direct me
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 12:30 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Is this the make fun of CrossFit thread or can someone direct me also i'd love to see the number of crossfit franchises still in existence in 2017 compared to, oh, 2013. nearly every "box" near me has dropped the crossfit branding, is dead, or is dying.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 12:32 |
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Didn't crossfit just largely become circuit training, which it always was anyway
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 12:38 |
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yeah all the places around me that dropped the crossfit branding realized that you don't have to pay any franchise fees for "HIIT"
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Zzulu posted:The hunger is just another form of pain My method is "eat so little that I go from Monday morning through Friday evening without taking a crap" That means I'm at peak burn efficiency, right
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 13:17 |
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I think it means you should change your pre-workout to prune juice
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 13:20 |
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it means you got cancer of the soul and must seek out a druid for remedy immediately
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 13:21 |
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Oh, almost forgot. As I let my office late last night, I saw an ambulance in front of the gym. Godspeed, swolefriend.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 13:26 |
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:Oh, almost forgot. The first person to use a platform after someone dies on it gains their power
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 13:51 |
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sassassin posted:The first person to use a platform after someone dies on it gains their power
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 13:52 |
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sassassin posted:The first person to use a platform after someone dies on it gains their power I thought I had to Kah-li-mah them first.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 14:42 |
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Generally speaking, tearing someones heart out of their chest is pretty poor gym etiquette and is largely frowned upon
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 14:43 |
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... oh
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 14:49 |
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:I thought I had to Kah-li-mah them first. Science fiction vs science fact
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 14:56 |
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TenementFunster posted:there can be only 1RM
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 14:59 |
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Just became team home/office gym. Picking up a bunch of weights, bench, squat rack, bars, from one of our guys at work for like $20. Not a ton of area but veeeery pumped
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:34 |
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http://time.com/4681843/workout-intensity-lower-libido/ Men Who Prefer High-Intensity Workouts Have a Less Active Sex Life, Study Finds RIP
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:15 |
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bamhand posted:http://time.com/4681843/workout-intensity-lower-libido/ Study says endurance is bad, too. Fat lazy shits are sexual dynamos.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:23 |
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bamhand posted:http://time.com/4681843/workout-intensity-lower-libido/ i scoffed out loud at that article
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:28 |
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No time to gently caress babe, gotta lift bbl
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:30 |
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What kinda fag has sex with women when you can be at the gym with your muscled, glistening, thick bros??
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:42 |
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bamhand posted:http://time.com/4681843/workout-intensity-lower-libido/ Basically because: drat horror queefs posted:No time to gently caress babe, gotta lift big beautiful ... ladies
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:56 |
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Tolkien minority posted:What kinda fag has sex with women when you can be at the gym with your muscled, glistening, thick bros?? True
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:37 |
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Aborted workout halfway due to lower back, rolled it out. My question is: do I start roids now, or do I wait until my body breaks down further?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 19:12 |
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According to this doctor I know, you should start a steroid regimen right this instant
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 20:20 |
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:Aborted workout halfway due to lower back, rolled it out. NOW NOW NOW Serious question what kind of doctor should I see if I want testosterone and hard as gently caress erections
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:41 |
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For the first part just ask the biggest dude in the gym locker room... You can take care of the second thing in there too
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 02:14 |
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Dont ask for it directly, because most people will just say no, but casually mention it so he knows your interested
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 02:16 |
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Everyone is casually interested in oral sex. Wait. Steroids. Right.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 03:23 |
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Genetics.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 08:01 |
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yeah but i bet that baby has lovely mind-muscle connection. fucker probably can't even walk
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 08:32 |
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Genetics are important, but if ya dont maintain you dont get to be swolle Like that Hercules kid Used to look like; Grew up into:
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