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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw
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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Regular Nintendo posted:

When spicer is fired will we get a headline "the spice must go"

'The Spice' Mussed Flow, Sources Say

To be replaced by Ed'Dib of House Balls

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That DICK! posted:

So much for the tolerant loft

:thurman:

* # ? Feb 22, 2017 21:06
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radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

Trump is raising taxes on workers who have employee-provided insurance isn't he?

Yes, that's part of the GOP plan as I understand it. That, and probably a move to tax credits for Medical Savings Accounts; like people can afford that poo poo.

* # ? Feb 22, 2017 21:06
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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Admiral Ray posted:

the freep!

Uh I'm truly sorry to say this...

what is it doc?!?

You suffer...from a Dread Disease

*trap door to Chaos dimension opens up beneath your feet*

* # ? Feb 22, 2017 21:07
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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007

Montasque posted:

I'm still of the mind that Donald J Trump will win reelection in 2020.

I have zero faith in anything other than God's intense hatred of us all.

gotta believe ins omething. :unsmith:

* # ? Feb 22, 2017 21:07
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Augus
Mar 9, 2015

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/834453108289892353

thank god, the bathrooms should be safe spaces on campus for men to be men wait what

remember how Caitlyn Jenner voted for Trump

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Lum_ posted:

I want to know how 37% of Americans can think Donald Trump is level-headed.

27% are pants on head crazy

10% don't give a poo poo as long as Trump is winning

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008
just sprayed some pam on my handa bwfire kneading bread dpugh, so whayt

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.



Dead Man’s Band

Augus posted:

remember how Caitlyn Jenner voted for Trump

I'm sure she can afford to avoid public restrooms.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I blame the WSJ for all of this

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Augus posted:

remember how Caitlyn Jenner voted for Trump

I remember when she killed someone

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Gender Pronoun Enforcement Act of 2018

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



 caitlyn jenner will still have whatever rules are in place in L.A.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

MacheteZombie posted:

I remember when she killed someone

lije joe scarborough w that intern????

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

That DICK! posted:

So much for the tolerant loft
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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 The Vice President tweeted something completely idiotic

* # ? Feb 22, 2017 21:10
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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007

Augus posted:

remember how Caitlyn Jenner voted for Trump

remeber how gently caress Caitlyn Jenner. she's an idiot

* # ? Feb 22, 2017 21:11
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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

euphronius posted:

The Vice President tweeted something completely idiotic

i think the gop continuing to say they're going to replace obamacare is suicidal but what do I know

* # ? Feb 22, 2017 21:12
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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

euphronius posted:

The Vice President tweeted something completely idiotic

shiiiiit can the admijisteation rwcovet from tgat kinda pr stubml

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.



Dead Man’s Band

Unperson_47 posted:

remeber how gently caress Caitlyn Jenner. she's an idiot

She was kind of a hero of mine back when she won the Olympics. :blush:

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Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

That DICK! posted:

So much for the tolerant loft

lmao

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

 how did we mention the hitler cemetery being next to hwy 69/hitler road without somebody saying:

Hitler on Hitler 69

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007

Venuz Patrol posted:

lmao

how much for the toilet lyft

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



 https://mobile.twitter.com/sergenyt/status/834490367114371072

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015

euphronius posted:

The Vice President tweeted something completely idiotic

a lot of things that are idiotic actually

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008
https://twitter.com/VP/status/834493969094606848

innovation been wearing weighted clothes this whole time

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Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
It's fun being in Germany and thinking "hrm 80 years ago these fully sick cool and good dudes and hot babes with great healthcare that all love drinking beer at 2:00pm and chilling were the freaking Nazis, no way the USA could ever......." TRUMP *click*

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008
heh, this isnt even my most disruptive form

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

It's fun being in Germany and thinking "hrm 80 years ago these fully sick cool and good dudes and hot babes with great healthcare that all love drinking beer at 2:00pm and chilling were the freaking Nazis, no way the USA could ever......." TRUMP *click*

the Nazis got much of their ideas about racial purity from Americans

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Venuz Patrol posted:

george h.w. bush was the last president to lose his re-election campaign. i dunno what the circumstances were but i assume we can do it again to trump

his own party hated him for being too weak, and bill clinton co-opted his economic platform wholesale also he did a saxophone solo

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

heh, this isnt even my most disruptive form

when you power up you just start screaming sharing economy real loud

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:

Lum_ posted:

I want to know how 37% of Americans can think Donald Trump is level-headed.

Those are the people who does exactly what trump does: stew in hatred all day and scream at Fox news

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.



Dead Man’s Band

Augus posted:

the Nazis got much of their ideas about racial purity from Americans

We were really good at eugenics. :godwinning:

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Augus posted:

the Nazis got much of their ideas about racial purity from Americans

I thought we had a common eugenics meme ancestor in the British Empire, source of the world's evils for 200 years

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007

Squizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/VP/status/834493969094606848

innovation been wearing weighted clothes this whole time

unleash that innovation all over our faces

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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

euphronius posted:

The Vice President tweeted something completely idiotic

would you say the trump is spreading?

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 The tweet that changed the world

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Squizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/VP/status/834493969094606848

innovation been wearing weighted clothes this whole time

cant wait for all of the innovative new ways insurance companies will let poor people with preventable diseases die

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Wall Is Life
Sep 29, 2015

#NoBanNoWall

Dork457 posted:



Can someone do this but with a less blurry Jeb!?

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