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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

i love that "gaggle" is a formal jargon term now

what it means is not the big official briefing in the famous briefing room, but a smaller informal group meeting between reporters and the press sec, usually in the press sec's office, or whatever small space might be available if on the road

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:56

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# ? May 12, 2024 04:14

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

i'm glad trump is finally doing something about all the fake news

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:57

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Eddie balls it's Friday!

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:57

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

DrPlump posted:

It`s ironic to the point of absolute stupidity that I have to post this message in the Republican Presidents thread just to be heard. And yet, that is the sad reality.

Because we are lost.

The left is a loving joke.

I`ve been called a racist, sexist xenophobe because I supported free speech of those I disagreed with. Is that our loving position?

I've seen facebook, twitter, google and reddit ban and silence the voices they disagree with. Is that how we win a loving debate?

I've been called a fascist for conceding that Trump told the truth. I've been called a conspiracy theorist for disagreeing with the demonstrably false fake news narrative.

I've been labeled and dismissed by the people who I honest to god thought we're on my own loving side for doing research and admitting that Trump's many supporters and spokespeople might just have a point on some of these issues. Is that our loving strategy for victory?

Let me get this straight...

Our position is SO loving WEAK that we SILENCE, SMEAR, BAN and CENSOR alternative voices to continue our narrative??

I say bullshit.

I believe in universal healthcare and a social safety net. I believe in regulation and socialism to the degree that they protect the environment and the disenfranchised.

But I don't see anything resembling a reasonable respectable debate on these ideas. I see a bunch of closed-minded assholes living in an echo-chamber of fake news and eating corporatism propaganda like it's bacon.

90% of the submissions I've ever made to this website have been removed by some dick mod for some stupid reason. In 10 loving years on this website all my support came from THIS DOMFORUM in the last six months.

Screech racism/sexism/xenophobia all you like but that won't change the fact that THIS is the philosophy of being inclusive. Out there in the fact-free fake news bubble is the cold isolation of victim badges and virtue signals.

Here in the conservative, libertarian, right-wing Trump tent it is warm and welcoming.

I say this to the left with love: Our message is currently a joke.

If we don't get our poo poo together and kick out the corporatists, the toxic violent anarchists, the holier-than-thou SJW's and most importantly admit WHY WE LOST than this political faction is dead.

And no offense, but I won't shed a tear.

Let's start by seeing if we can win a policy debate without using any of the following absolutely obvious bullshit narratives: Racist, Fascist, Russia.

If we can't, then I say I gently caress it. Let the party die. It serves no purpose for anyone besides the corrupt power elite.

so much for the tolerant left :munch:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:58

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

fits my needs posted:

Wisconsin doesn't seem to be doing as badly as Kansas, is it headed in a similar direction?

wisconsin had the advantage over kansas of a long progressive tradition that started our slide down the mississippi river of state rankings from much further over to the left but trust me yeah were apparently trying hard to make up for kansas headstart

now minnesotas not returning our calls anymore because our face broke out in a scorching case of gop thats going to leave lifelong scars and shes so dreamy we just want to hear the sound of her voice

heres some more good poo poo from 2011 when protesters were sleeping in the capitol after we all got kicked out and new security rules were put into place some bright bulb chained the doors of the capitol from the outside with a padlock to make sure no one could get in after hours

we got in anyway and the fire chief here had a loving aneurysm over the doors padlocked from the outside i mean how dumb can people actually be

turns out that if theyre elected republican representatives pretty goddamned stupid

also those protests were when everyone found out about the state capitols secret escape tunnel that came out on the other side of the inner loop in i couldnt make this up if i tried an actual banks underground parking structure

im scared that if you scratch the surface of our government deep enough well find that its not the us constitution underneath everything but just powerful people doing whatever they want to the rest of us with a thin coat of constitution paint to justify their actions

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:58

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Feminasty Slut posted:

I read this and the take away I got is "Its a lot cheaper if you just die."

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:58

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

I feel like no one is thinking about the obvious solution: full communism now

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:59

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Von Sloneker posted:

today's Hour of Spice will not be televised or recorded, but here's what's happening:

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197573132582913

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197757803593728

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835198292225110017

there's more on his tl

Of the press is slowly silenced through "mistakes" and "miscommunications" and is accused of telling lies, is your average American gonna start caring?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:59

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

i think that if your administration is leaking like a sieve, walling yourself off from the mainstream news outlets doesnt really do anything but prevent you from offering comment on the scandal du jour

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:59

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Von Sloneker posted:

today's Hour of Spice will not be televised or recorded, but here's what's happening:

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197573132582913

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197757803593728

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835198292225110017

there's more on his tl

jesus tittyfucking christ

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:00

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

YOURE NOT INVITED TO MY PIZZA PARTY, CNN!

*bureaucratic sources continue leaking to CNN anyway*

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:00

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Al-Saqr posted:

The GOP declare war on America, will you let them win?

Yes I hate America.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

fits my needs posted:

Of the press is slowly silenced through "mistakes" and "miscommunications" and is accused of telling lies, is your average American gonna start caring?

i'm guessing americans on average probably really like cnn, so most likely

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:00

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

fits my needs posted:

Of the press is slowly silenced through "mistakes" and "miscommunications" and is accused of telling lies, is your average American gonna start caring?

your average american gets their news from whatever their social media contacts spam them with

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:00

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/835176456288370688

All agencies: "None, you fat bitch"

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:01

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

trump can eat a gaggle of my balls

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:02

Not a Children: Oct 9, 2012; Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Von Sloneker posted:

today's Hour of Spice will not be televised or recorded, but here's what's happening:

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197573132582913

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197757803593728

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835198292225110017

there's more on his tl

I don't get it, so spencer is just gonna say some things to his handpicked outlets, they'll report on it, and there will be zero corroborative proof of what was said/asked?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:02

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

But the hiring freeze prevents a task force from being hired? Catch 22 you fat piss bitch.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:02

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

Von Sloneker posted:

today's Hour of Spice will not be televised or recorded, but here's what's happening:

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197573132582913

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835197757803593728

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/835198292225110017

there's more on his tl

this is normal now

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:02

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

Not a Children posted:

I don't get it, so spencer is just gonna say some things to his handpicked outlets, they'll report on it, and there will be zero corroborative proof of what was said/asked?

his supporters will be reinforced

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:03

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

mister magpie posted:

this is normal now

everything is normal

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:03

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

RUM HAM posted:

jesus tittyfucking christ

that's not even the most jesus tittyfucking christ thing he posted today:
https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/834882694605602816
just smashing our opponents, stamping them into the ground with our jackboots, nothing to be concerned about

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:03

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Apraxin posted:

that's not even the most jesus tittyfucking christ thing he posted today:
https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/834882694605602816
just smashing our opponents, stamping them into the ground with our jackboots, nothing to be concerned about

:thisisfine:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:04

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Whens the right wing spice party?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:04

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

more wisconsin 2011 reflection poo poo

this is why scott walkers repugnant droopy eyed slow motion licking face was actually elevated to the national level

it doesnt have poo poo to do with any policies or talent or hahahaha intelligence or stop i cant breathe charisma its all just the fact that he was ground center on how a minority right can do whatever they want over a majority left

its not hard to see why the rnc apparatus might be interested in that experience

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:04

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

So expanding the federal police force into a police military ultimately overwhelm the states. Noice.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:05

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Apraxin posted:

that's not even the most jesus tittyfucking christ thing he posted today:
https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/834882694605602816
just smashing our opponents, stamping them into the ground with our jackboots, nothing to be concerned about

gonna be cool when the cops fight the ICE rear end

good thing obama and bush the lesser sold the cops so much military equipment for cheap

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:05

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Apraxin posted:

that's not even the most jesus tittyfucking christ thing he posted today:
https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/834882694605602816
just smashing our opponents, stamping them into the ground with our jackboots, nothing to be concerned about

Lmao, I remember some shitlord poster in the D&D thread that kept saying over and over that no one had anything to worry about.

:whitewater:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:06

Serf: May 5, 2011

Not a Children posted:

I don't get it, so spencer is just gonna say some things to his handpicked outlets, they'll report on it, and there will be zero corroborative proof of what was said/asked?

in a year when richard spencer is press secretary and breitbart/stormfront are the only news outlets allowed in this post will be amazing

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:06

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

send the military to burn down denver if they continue to flout federal law

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:06

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

But the hiring freeze prevents a task force from being hired? Catch 22 you fat piss bitch.

there are no more gotchas and everything has obvious indirect meaning
lol if u think he'll freeze hiring of jackboots

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Relevant Tangent posted:

All agencies: "Your hiring freeze, jackass"

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:06

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

So California will have to activate the national guard to fight the Trump force. I suspect recruitment to kill Nazis will be easy.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:06

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Boy i'm sure glad I am white in tyool 2017

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:07

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Elephanthead posted:

So California will have to activate the national guard to fight the Trump force. I suspect recruitment to kill Nazis will be easy.

gonna be funny when they try to repeal saint reagan's statewide open carry ban

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:07

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

fits my needs posted:

Of the press is slowly silenced through "mistakes" and "miscommunications" and is accused of telling lies, is your average American gonna start caring?

maybe, maybe not

if america as a whole turns on trump hard (beyond just dislike/distaste) then they'll be much more protective and supportive of their news organizations because they'll be seen as the only check on trump's power (because congress will do nothing)

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:08

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

gonna be cool when the cops fight the ICE rear end

good thing obama and bush the lesser sold the cops so much military equipment for cheap

Lmao, I guess they like to fight over jurisdiction and other dick waving poo poo, but lmao if you don't think they will just rollover and do what the Feds say and say "The Feds compelled us to shoot at that brown kid because he was on that guys lawn!"

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:08