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Nazzadan posted:How long should I wait...? Another terrible person who doesn't know what "mistake" means. Overcooking a piece of fish is a mistake. This dude willingly does things he knows are wrong.
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Nazzadan posted:How long should I wait...? Seriously, I mean is she gonna end this or what?
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TheScott2K posted:Another terrible person who doesn't know what "mistake" means. Overcooking a piece of fish is a mistake. This dude willingly does things he knows are wrong. oh like you've never tripped and fallen dickfirst into a succession of married women before
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Nazzadan posted:How long should I wait...? hahaha holy poo poo why is she still with him??????????
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Feb 27, 2017 21:58
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Every morning I wake up and open palm slap my dog. He's a lab-weimaraner mix and right then and there he starts crawling and whining and being submissive alongside with his owner, me.
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Nazzadan posted:How long should I wait...? The best part is that he's the one that keeps bringing it up, he says so himself. "Guys, I keep bringing up the situation where I've cheated on my SO 4 times and whenever I do she gets really mad at me, why?"
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i have flawless five-step disarmament plans for the following combat scenarios: dog, small child, overly huggy aunt
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Doc Hawkins posted:Every morning I wake up and open palm slap my dog. He's a lab-weimaraner mix and right then and there he starts crawling and whining and being submissive alongside with his owner, me. Are you in a dom/sub relationship with the dog? If so how can you be sure it is consensual?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:i have flawless five-step disarmament plans for the following combat scenarios: dog, small child, overly huggy aunt this but unironically
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Feb 27, 2017 22:02
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Nazzadan posted:How long should I wait...? Y'all have covered the important parts (ie that he sucks), but I'm left wondering what the two non-sexual times were.
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Feb 27, 2017 22:05
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Ouhei posted:The best part is that he's the one that keeps bringing it up, he says so himself. "Guys, I keep bringing up the situation where I've cheated on my SO 4 times and whenever I do she gets really mad at me, why?" "Hey babe, I just remembered something funny Karen said right after we hosed an- Wait why are you crying, the funny joke wasn't even about you, idiot."
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Ouhei posted:The best part is that he's the one that keeps bringing it up, he says so himself. "Guys, I keep bringing up the situation where I've cheated on my SO 4 times and whenever I do she gets really mad at me, why?" hahaha, exactly, it's like he's expecting that he'll bring it up one day and they'll just start laughing about it like it was some hilarious misunderstanding Doc Hawkins posted:Y'all have covered the important parts (ie that he sucks), but I'm left wondering what the two non-sexual times were. probably caught him in the sexting stage before he could actually get to loving
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Feb 27, 2017 22:05
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I will let your dog get all up in my poo poo. I'll give it kisses. I don't even care if I break out in rashes all over because I haven't been around your dog and my skin decided to be a bitch that day. Good doggies deserve lovin's. If that fucker attacks me, especially if you order it to, I'm going to damage your property, sorry. This does not apply to police dogs, as I do not want to be charged with attempted murder of an officer of the law. Obviously I would rely on my skills as a master of Bartitsu to defend myself.
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Feb 27, 2017 22:07
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*finishes banging girlfriend that still hasn't left for some reason* "Oh wow babe, that was great. Even better than when Susan did that thing for me that she usually only does for her husba- Oh my god I said you were better what is your DEAL"
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Feb 27, 2017 22:08
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I have also interacted with a dog before, guys.
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Grem posted:I have also interacted with a dog before, guys. What's your KDR?
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Mirthless posted:i have seen a dog whimper because i did not give it a hot dog, it wasn't a sure sign of abuse
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My girlfriend told me "we have to talk". We didn't. Should I sleep on my couch in my room or in the bed beside her?quote:This may seem like a silly question.. Like from a sitcom with a laughtrack. But I honestly don't know what to do. also this comment made me laugh quote:How old is she if she had her first period?
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Sleep on the floor at the foot of the bed like a dog. In the morning, jump at her and if she hits you to the point of whimpering it's time to let go
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Feb 27, 2017 22:22
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Pick posted:this but unironically 
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Feb 27, 2017 22:37
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11 years after breakup my ex[34F] and I [34M] are back together. She posted it on social media and I'm upset.Relationships submitted 4 hours ago * by MADATGF quote:11 years ago my girlfriend left me. She said she wanted to explore and be free while she was young. I was heart broken but just accepted the fact that it was her decision and after speaking with her father about my feelings I moved on with my life. We didn't really keep any contact but I called her a few months ago and we had a nice conversation. I find out she moved to the same city as me and we went out for drinks and sparks flew. Nice right?
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Feb 27, 2017 22:40
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:11 years after breakup my ex[34F] and I [34M] are back together. She posted it on social media and I'm upset.Relationships hahahah, wow imo the only appropriate response is to comment on that post with "we're breaking up" "i am not the pathetic loser God gave you to validate yourself, and if you think I carried a torch for you for 11 years you're more delusional than I was for ever thinking I could make it work with you again"
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Feb 27, 2017 22:43
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Hahahahahahah social media has so loving ruined our ability to keep our goddamn mouths shut.
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Feb 27, 2017 22:47
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"God knew I'd had bad luck, so he sent me back one of the fish I threw away! #blessed #pityfucks #loweringyourstandards"
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Feb 27, 2017 22:49
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Feb 27, 2017 22:50
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Feb 27, 2017 22:51
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Back when I was a kid and we'd ask each other what super powers we wanted and why, I'd always answer telepathy, so I could know what people are thinking. I'd answer differently these days. Thanks, social media.
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Feb 27, 2017 22:51
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I like to guess what it's all about after read the title then go back and see how wrong I was. I thought this dude was upset about her changing her relationship status or something. She's totally oblivious to the irony of "he was too into me" then her vomiting a those feelings.
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Feb 27, 2017 22:54
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Never hit dogs. I understand that dude was dealing with his dumbass girlfriend's poorly trained dog and panicked before his interview, but that is no excuse. Never hit dogs. He should have ducked out of the way and then yelled at his girlfriend for riling up her dog. It's not the dog's fault that it has a crappy owner. Don't take it out on the dog. Never hit dogs.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Never hit dogs. I understand that dude was dealing with his dumbass girlfriend's poorly trained dog and panicked before his interview, but that is no excuse. Never hit dogs. He should have ducked out of the way and then yelled at his girlfriend for riling up her dog. It's not the dog's fault that it has a crappy owner. Don't take it out on the dog. Never hit dogs. what if it has a gun
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Pick will testify if she's not too drunk on power that I am a dog fanatic. This dog argument is hilarious to me.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Never hit dogs. I understand that dude was dealing with his dumbass girlfriend's poorly trained dog and panicked before his interview, but that is no excuse. Never hit dogs. He should have ducked out of the way and then yelled at his girlfriend for riling up her dog. It's not the dog's fault that it has a crappy owner. Don't take it out on the dog. Never hit dogs. Can't stress this enough. Especially don't hit other people's dogs
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I think there's a difference between "I hit a dog because I hate it" and "I flung a limb in front of me to fend off a charging dog and wound up striking it" but whatever feel free to hate me for being an awful dog murderer 
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 \ Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna kill a dog
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The flying labrador is actually a new "kung fu" movie releasing in 2018. (It actually features the jeet kune do fighting style but the genre is still known as "kung fu" movies.)
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Is it worse to have a big social media presence or have a social media account with no likes or followers? The third route of "hell no don't be on social media" is of course the best choice. I think I was out of college by the time twitter got big, and facebook was still new when I was in college.
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Never hit a dog, ever? Not a wild pack of family dogs out for blood? Not a dog with a knife tucked in its collar? Not a shaved lab with white power tattoos and metal teeth? E: chocolate lab in a white suburb gonna get shot by the police.
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