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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Tonetta posted:

Why not The Oral Office

that's sooooo 1996

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the extremely controversial Teabag All Orphans Initiative

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

whats it like always being in the conversation and never knowing what its about

Bliss

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
the cuck zone XD

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the system works

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Yinlock posted:

the extremely controversial Teabag All Orphans Initiative

i share your disgust at their wording but fwiw if you click through the article opens with "Some good news out of Phoenix: this dumb stupid loving bill is dead 4eva" :buddy:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

in the blink of an eye that bliss could be sucked away in THE SUCK ZONE !!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

the system works

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

in the blink of an eye that bliss could be sucked away in THE SUCK ZONE !!!!

It's like the black hole, but it's actually your brown hole

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

kaleedity posted:

I'm sure happy my government is spending time feeling out how popular it is to jail and kill protesters

i got an email today from the us consulate in vancouver telling me to avoid anti-americna protests tomorrow down town vancouver

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Baloogan posted:

i got an email today from the us consulate in vancouver telling me to avoid anti-americna protests tomorrow down town vancouver

Don't go to the protest area, and definitely don't participate in them! You wouldn't wanna get hurt - the gubament

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/836377379920564224
He's so stupid, holy gently caress. A 10% across the board tariff.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
whar about the duck zone

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what about the dick zone

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

ShutteredIn posted:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/836377379920564224
He's so stupid, holy gently caress. A 10% across the board tariff.

Bomp bomp


Al! posted:

whar about the duck zone

Yes ok

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

i got an email today from the us consulate in vancouver telling me to avoid anti-americna protests tomorrow down town vancouver

look out, they might care about non-whites and that's bad news for you

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Is there any issue at all that Trump doesn't have a childlike understanding of? What the gently caress has he been doing for the last 70 years?

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
6+1+1=9 page.

When's this dumb speech to Congress?

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
bomp bomp

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

ShutteredIn posted:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/836377379920564224
He's so stupid, holy gently caress. A 10% across the board tariff.

yeah. and thats just the starting place, it will be even higher for others(aka everyone). he is an idiot and we are so hosed.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Trump dumb

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ShutteredIn posted:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/836377379920564224
He's so stupid, holy gently caress. A 10% across the board tariff.

lol can't wait for more of this kinda poo poo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Bethamphetamine posted:

Is there any issue at all that Trump doesn't have a childlike understanding of? What the gently caress has he been doing for the last 70 years?

paying people to nod smile and tell him how cool and smart he is for demonstrating his childlike understanding of things. This was the part he was born to play

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Bethamphetamine posted:

Is there any issue at all that Trump doesn't have a childlike understanding of? What the gently caress has he been doing for the last 70 years?

you answered your own question but with a different part of speech

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
now thats the sort of smart stuff i love

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Bethamphetamine posted:

Is there any issue at all that Trump doesn't have a childlike understanding of? What the gently caress has he been doing for the last 70 years?

Living off daddy's inheritance.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

dear jesus, please have somebody leak audio of the yemen raid dinner conversation. thanks in advnace

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
What a pickle, going to lose 10% of the dillz.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

so did htey execute all the children to leave no witnesses?

that's standard for jsoc operations in civilian areas, yes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





taxes and regulation are stifiling are busyness but taxes on trade are................. making trade continue to track with estimates and trends, es

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

In an alternate reality, Trump stretched a lot and got flexible enough to suck his own dick at a young age. makes you think what could have been.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Bethamphetamine posted:

In an alternate reality, Trump stretched a lot and got flexible enough to suck his own dick at a young age. makes you think what could have been.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Imagine working up to the highest office in your land, and having to be reduced to appeasing a guy who uses catch phrases in some mixture of Bing, bong, and bomp. And that's the least offensive thing about him

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Baloogan posted:

i just got this email from the vancouver US consulate

what are the two groups? beatniks and juggalos?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Me, on phone with pollster: "I disapprove of the fact that the Congressional Dems aren't burning alive the traitors of this country and delivering the means of production to the forgotten man"

Pollster, later: "This guy said he disapproved of both"

Epic High Five fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Feb 28, 2017

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tonetta posted:

Imagine working up to the highest office in your land, and having to be reduced to appeasing a guy who uses catch phrases in some mixture of Bing, bong, and bomp. And that's the least offensive thing about him

As you leave youre told trump must really respect you by staffers, as he didnt even try to sexually assault you not even once well ok a little bit when he insisted on holding your hand and kissing you on the neck, but that was only a peck anyway

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


the sea of love

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Why did trump murder all those kids

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

in fact it was kellyanne who didn't want to be seen before she's been feeding

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Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

As you leave youre told trump must really respect you by staffers, as he didnt even try to sexually assault you not even once well ok a little bit when he insisted on holding your hand and kissing you on the neck, but that was only a peck anyway



Nice!

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