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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/389432783304548352?lang=en

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

did cilizza write that because he's a sad sack of blind guppies shoved into a human skin.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Agrajag posted:

what do these ratings even mean

That's the over under for each station

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


prefect posted:

The veteran responses made me feel good. Thanks. :3:
Doesn't matter what they say, people aren't going to hear those. People are going to hear the pundits, who, for some reason, liked parts of his speech.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


its literally 69 stories

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

has he fought a swan yet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Agrajag posted:

what do these ratings even mean

To give you an idea of how many fucks are given about this speech. Lowest superbowl rating in 3 years was like a 48.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2017/2/6/14521056/super-bowl-2017-tv-ratings-patriots-vs-falcons

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/836987065145389056

the replies note katy had more thoughts that weren't shown here

amazing that most of cspams opinions were more in line with the military people and thus the correct opinion

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gently caress You And Diebold posted:

That's the over under for each station

:ocelot::pram:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Zas posted:

its literally 69 stories

It literally isn't though

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

For a smart person he can't figure out that it means the person wants to eat a fat person.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Zas posted:

its literally 69 stories

not literally

they skipped a bunch of floor numbers because :spooky: so it has fewer than 69 real floors,fake 69 news

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Regular Nintendo posted:

Is twitter getting ddosed

I hope so

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Burt Sexual posted:

that's going to Terry Branstead from Iowa for some loving reason. He visited there like twice I think.

he went to china a bunch of times on trade missions to promote iowan agriculture there and apparently president xi sees him as a trustworthy lickspittle "an old friend"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

please stop calling me dick dorkins

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

we cant foot the balls here
this is bat country

i mean look at it oscar, this is clearly a baseball diamond field

its not an appropriate place for us to football

"Donald Trump," he said. "You won’t need much. Just a tiny taste."

I signed up for twitter and followed the new president.

"That’s about right,” he said. “That stuff makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. You’ll go completely crazy if you take too much."

"Jesus! What kind of monster candidate have you elected this time? There’s only one source for this stuff…."

He nodded.

"“The urinary tract from a living human body," I said. "It’s no good if you get it out of a corpse."

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

It literally isn't though

Squizzle posted:

not literally

they skipped a bunch of floor numbers because :spooky: so it has fewer than 69 real floors,fake 69 news
no i counted its 69

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Regular Nintendo posted:

Is twitter getting ddosed

Don's denial of sanity has been hitting twitter for a while now

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Gringostar posted:

if the cops only shot criminals there would be no cops left

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/836987065145389056

the replies note katy had more thoughts that weren't shown here

gently caress Katy Tur for being another spineless boot licker

anyone who said htrump is more presidential for that crap is a loving sack of weak brained poo poo

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Zas posted:

no i counted its 69

You're doing the 69 wrong

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Why can't the cops shoot these criminals instead of executing innocent unarmed citizens?

Because most pigs are on the side of the criminals.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Agrajag posted:

gently caress Katy Tur for being another spineless boot licker

anyone who said htrump is more presidential for that crap is a loving sack of weak brained poo poo

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/836784204105003008
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/836793978959855617

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/836987065145389056

the replies note katy had more thoughts that weren't shown here

who cares, she knows how twitter works.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/836985653262942208
Thanks Obama

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the most illuminating moment of the trump ball slapping tribute to people he killed was when he said "i think we set a new record" and everyone hooted and hollered and dragged albert einstein to the front to be shot

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

PERHAPSH HE IS WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD SCHOOT A MAHN BEFORE TCHROWING HIM OUT OF UNITED AIR FLAIGHT NINETY TCHREE

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Zas posted:

no i counted its 69

perhaps the truth is in the middle

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

Did Huntsmans's previous dominatrix stop taking his calls?

This is so weird watching a "moderate Republican" dive into the deepest and corniest poo poo abyss in Trump's foreign policy.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

fknlo posted:

How do they not realize this just leads to more dead cops?

that's the point

dead cops = broader law enforcement powers = martial law

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Sounds like a perfect Dem donor to me

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

redneck nazgul posted:

that's the point

dead cops = broader law enforcement powers = martial law

gotta fill those private prisons somehow

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

They didn't watch it, but they will see the media response which is overwhelming positive.

Trump won this round, but he'll do something insane today or tomorrow and everyone will forget.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

the most illuminating moment of the trump ball slapping tribute to people he killed was when he said "i think we set a new record" and everyone hooted and hollered and dragged albert einstein to the front to be shot

i couldnt believe those leftist swine put the gun in donalds hands and forced him to chortle w fully erect glee as he shot einstein four times, all that effort to make americas president look anti-Semitic!!!!!! shame

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Trumps gonna make Lightsabers real

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i won't accept private prisons are full until they are 150% over capacity.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Gringostar posted:

pacific standard time

it's the best time zone :smug:

est is god's timezone so no

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

"Donald Trump," he said. "You won’t need much. Just a tiny taste."

I signed up for twitter and followed the new president.

"That’s about right,” he said. “That stuff makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. You’ll go completely crazy if you take too much."

"Jesus! What kind of monster candidate have you elected this time? There’s only one source for this stuff…."

He nodded.

"“The urinary tract from a living human body," I said. "It’s no good if you get it out of a corpse."

every time i think trump pee comedy has grown stale one of the funnier posters finds some good poo poo still there

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