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Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

one day teen vogue is going to run an article titled "it is a cold day for pontooning" with no story body

and then the fires will start

Inshallah

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Feminasty Slut posted:

*drops cinder block on gas pedal while screaming SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

That DICK! posted:

i'm starting a kickstarter to buy a C-Spam Trump Thread Dog

this thread got enough bitches

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Nastier Nate posted:

We found my mom's cat in our front lawn one day and gave her to my mom.
My sister found her cat in a trash pile among a bunch of other cats.

When Elizabeth Warren complains that consumer lending has gone off the rails, she really needs to point to companies like these

kinda want to see this section of yr post on a third generation xerox of a handwritten flyer someone in an army surplus coat is handing out at a train station

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

That DICK! posted:

i'd like a house with two bathrooms. :unsmith:

the panda bear song but about bathrooms instead

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



Lasagna cat with the crazy viral marketing

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/837040866099277824

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My dog is a Maltese they caught wandering around in the apple orchards in Eastern WA. He's super lazy, and is a very good boy unless he teams up with the dog my mother in law got around the same time at which point they will both try to run away forever. He cost 60 dollars.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

redneck nazgul posted:

wife's family had a purebred standard poodle with papers that ran about that much

nicest, smartest, chillest doggo ever. took being a guard dog very seriously, to the point where he'd patrol the house to check on everybody and then curl up by the front door if people were downstairs or at the top of the stairs if people were in bed.

You get the exact same results when you adopt a rescue dog.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

That DICK! posted:

i'm starting a kickstarter to buy a C-Spam Trump Thread Dog

theres no way u can overtake og trump thread dog, the brand is way too strong

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My dog is also super dumb and once almost walked out of the dog park with a different couple because they were sort of the same height and skin color as me and my wife.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Dogs are smarter than horses right

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

triple sulk posted:

jojo is dead. rip

wait what

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

euphronius posted:

Dogs are smarter than horses right

They don't spontaneously die/kill themselves, mostly, so I'm just gonna assume they're smarter.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
plz don(t gently caress with my jojos

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


euphronius posted:

Dogs are smarter than horses right

Horses are dumb rear end hell

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

sincx posted:

Where are people getting $2000 dogs?

Pet stores

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
someone post the funny horse thing

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/pbump/status/837041190113509377

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

next iphone will be a grand

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I went from a galaxy S3 to an iphone 7+ recently and I feel like I made a mistake lol.

Garageband is cool though.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Squizzle posted:

my favorite subplot of the administration atm is that from everything we see published or quoted, it looks the generals three have decided that they arent going to try to win the factional battle for control of trumps mush brain and will instead just run their own lil boutique govt shop w its own foreign policy and military engagement planning and so on, until and unless trump tells them unambiguously to stop

Reminds me of General Curtis Lemay and the other high level Defense aparatchicks during the early part of the Cold War (which Dr. Stranglove was based on).

So uh look forward to that.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So the media is wearing the hat now?

It's crazy that all really will wear the hat.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Nonsense posted:

next iphone will be a grand

Yes but you see it will do several new things

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Homeless Friend posted:

They don't spontaneously die/kill themselves, mostly, so I'm just gonna assume they're smarter.

My 2nd dog chased a butterfly off a 100 ft cliff and nearly hanged herself while i hauled her back up by her leash as she dangled over the abyss lol

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

MizPiz posted:

You get the exact same results when you adopt a rescue dog.

not disputing: the mother-in-law liked having the dog as a status symbol

our cat is a rescue, any future dogs that we get will be rescues

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



bump_fn posted:

someone post the funny horse thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03YcT74h5Mg

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Feminasty Slut posted:

*drops cinder block on gas pedal while screaming SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

already here, where to? wait, i'll choose

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Shageletic posted:

Reminds me of General Curtis Lemay and the other high level Defense aparatchicks during the early part of the Cold War (which Dr. Stranglove was based on).

So uh look forward to that.

hosed up thing is this time they are the less insane group. Still not great for that whole democracy or civilian control of the military thing

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shageletic posted:

Reminds me of General Curtis Lemay and the other high level Defense aparatchicks during the early part of the Cold War (which Dr. Stranglove was based on).

So uh look forward to that.

On the Boeing page.






nice

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Yes but you see it will do several new things

well, technically old things, but it will do them differently

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

bump_fn posted:

someone post the funny horse thing



?

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

That DICK! posted:

i'm starting a kickstarter to buy a C-Spam Trump Thread Dog

Chows are pretty cool if you want a really loyal dog that is also a paranoid Schizophrenic when you talk it for walks

Ours did protect my mother from a loose Pit Bull, so I am biased towards the insane little bastards

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

donald trump has won over america with a rousing speech.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Looking for hypocrosies is a journalist's game. It's beyond useless.

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