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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently?

yes they liteerally replaced him with a giant who used to puall a farmers plowe named lester strange

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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently?

his senate seat has already been filled by his replacement

if he's gone then he's out of DC

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
greatly outnumbered

by

i mean

a lot

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
One day there will be a USS Trump or maybe an Admiral Flota Trump

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently?

he has to wrassle Lurch Strange for his seat back

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

I mean unless he turns into a lobbyist for the keeblers or something

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Mons Hubris posted:

Guess this ship must be a place

This will be in my head for the next 72 hours

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Why are we stuck in WW2?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
The USS Trump better be a trash barge or something

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i imagine Luther Strange as always whittling and responding to all questions with "yep"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Why are we stuck in WW2?

cos thats when america was great and the good guys

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

Oh god Rick Perry is now the secretary of the Energy Department.

for now

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Why are we stuck in WW2?

Back 2 back world champs, bitch!

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

prefect posted:

They should have a tuba player follow him around all day playing slow derp-de-derp music.

kushner is going to have an intern do this when christie is hired as replacement AG

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

PostNouveau posted:

Oh god Rick Perry is now the secretary of the Energy Department.

only a matter of time before we find out he's talked to russians as well really

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
oh my god lol 12 carrier navy

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Tatum Girlparts posted:

lol trump actin like he just learned about Midway

nopants
May 29, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently?

He was replaced by a DC Comics villain.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
I love that the IC deliberately waited until Sessions was confirmed and his replacement seated before dropping this bombshell, thus ensuring Sessions is out of the Senate for good.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rick perry way too dumb to know about russian thank god

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

SpaceGoku posted:

his senate seat has already been filled by his replacement

if he's gone then he's out of DC

Not necessarily, there's always busking.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Zikan posted:

kushner is going to have an intern do this when christie is hired as replacement AG

they're gonna need to gilbert grape Christie out of the office when he gets fired/resigns

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
it seriously is like trump is a fuckin retard

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
What do we need more military poo poo for? he just said great rebuilding effort.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



cumshitter posted:

i wuoludlnt be surprised if career statedep and white huose stafers get really pissed off when theyre trying to brief the chief manchild and he just starts noisly biting into a big mac half way thourh a presentation

maybe trump is the reason why DC is one of the test markets for the grand mac

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

................. great

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

euphronius posted:

Rick perry way too dumb to know about russian thank god

I can't be the only person to forgive him that because he's easy on the eyes.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
our navy is great, our people are great

.........great

........................


.........

anyway

nopants
May 29, 2004

texaholic posted:

What do we need more military poo poo for? he just said great rebuilding effort.

obama hollowed out the military to pay for his vacations and obama phones

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Well none of that was sufficient to drown the Sessions poo poo so thank god for that at least

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tatum Girlparts posted:

it seriously is like trump is a fuckin retard

i mean... yes?

you're just coming to this conclusion now?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


he didn't even talk about electoral votes >: (

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
How the gently caress is this guy president?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



texaholic posted:

What do we need more military poo poo for? he just said great rebuilding effort.

trump wants to recover from The Blackening

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Tatum Girlparts posted:

it seriously is like trump is a fuckin retard

ah yes trump is only "like" a fuckin retard

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

tenderjerk posted:

did seriously no one make a doc or pdf copy of the health care bill :pwn:

It Doesn't Exist And Will Never Exist

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

texaholic posted:

How the gently caress is this guy president?

emails

and now it actually looks like russia

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Gringostar posted:

and now it actually looks like russia

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

shiksa posted:

You idiot scion of a billionaire what do you need 50 large for

You don't get rich by not taking bribes when they're offered.

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Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Gringostar posted:

and now it actually looks like russia
Jesus you are such a loving downer like all the time.

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