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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
looks like this is going to be the first friday without a bombshell story in ages

good, I need to practice with my ed balls some more

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lol.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ex post facho posted:

no sorry please smoke weed everyday

I did til I got a dui, now I get piss tested for 6 months. :sad:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



loving lol if they actually think this will work

https://twitter.com/ForeignPolicy/status/837807348303474690

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


Flashing light action! Full digitized sound! Over 64KB of memory!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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a.lo posted:

drat Trump will make it to his 100 days; possibly his full term(s).

this is true but he wont have accomplished diddly squat in that time lmao

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
if those were anime porn mags this could just be the first shot in the 2d vs 3d war

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

do i have to learn rudimentary coding to sell them STOP_ALL_LEAKS.EXE or would just showing up with an empty usb drive do the trick

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ex post facho posted:

i used to poke holes in old mtn dew can and put the nug on top and smoke that way, so im sure im gonna die of lung/brain/ball cncer at some point

do u evenn dab bro?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

[Jeff Goldblumishly] "Leaks uhh, *licks lips* find a way."

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

got any sevens posted:

I did til I got a dui, now I get piss tested for 6 months. :sad:

ow do you get a dui for weed, lollollll

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

*pointing at various brown people* Lock her up. Lock her up. Lock him up. Lock her up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock her up.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


Rudy is gonna make hundreds of millions of dollars by installing norton anti virus on the white house computers

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

it's amazing that people still go into meetings with donald trump expecting to be paid

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


if this stops the tiny dancing stripper at the bottom right corner of my desktop, i'll be fuckin PISSED

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

TwoStepBoog posted:

if this stops the tiny dancing stripper at the bottom right corner of my desktop, i'll be fuckin PISSED

actualkly it adds a pissing tiny dancing stripper

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


let he is whom is without sin throw the first stone

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
weed duis are essentially impossible to prove since the decay of thc in yor system happens over weeks, unless you were caught with the joint in hand or some dumb poo poo lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

[Jeff Goldblumishly] "Leaks uhh, *licks lips* find a way."

they were giving out free jameson samples at the lquor store tonite ya kno

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

McGlockenshire posted:

looks like this is going to be the first friday without a bombshell story in ages

good, I need to practice with my ed balls some more

bombshell came on weds night man.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

do u evenn dab bro?



i like dabs but dam the setup is a lotta work id rather just hit da zong or the j

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ex post facho posted:

weed duis are essentially impossible to prove since the decay of thc in yor system happens over weeks, unless you were caught with the joint in hand or some dumb poo poo lol

the dui was probably for alcohol but the piss test will catch weed too, cmon man aint complicated

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

ex post facho posted:

ow do you get a dui for weed, lollollll

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mariana Horchata posted:

they were giving out free jameson samples at the lquor store tonite ya kno

bushmills or redbreast is more pro

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/837812711819997187

THE PORN TRANSPORTED HIM TO BERNIELAND

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Solarin posted:

Rudy is gonna make hundreds of millions of dollars by installing norton anti virus on the white house computers

id wager a more intrusive program that allows a backdoor for russian parties while passing this off as a "oh no all these leaks"

or im giving this adminstration way too much credit for their incompetence.

I am, im giving them 2much. :guinness:

Mariana Horchata posted:

they were giving out free jameson samples at the lquor store tonite ya kno

i havent seen a liquor store down here that does this, nuts :sigh:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

the dui was probably for alcohol but the piss test will catch weed too, cmon man aint complicated

yea i know, that's the dumb part, the only way the weed dui would be added is if you ware already driving drunk which is megadumb

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ex post facho posted:

weed duis are essentially impossible to prove since the decay of thc in yor system happens over weeks, unless you were caught with the joint in hand or some dumb poo poo lol

lol you mean extremely possible to prove since any positive test result = intoxication

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Weeping Wound posted:

I had one and it went to poo poo in like three months. I've been having a lot more luck with the Magic Flight Box, but yeesh, the batteries... :negative:

My magic flight worked great for about 6 months, then stopped working as well so I tried a fresh set of batteries from them, still didnt work great so I just got a vuber and was doin a pea-sized bit of wax for hits, it was pretty good. Cant wait for July when I can use it again.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Solarin posted:

lol you mean extremely possible to prove since any positive test result = intoxication

also that, colo lege has a law about this but i seriously doubt it would stand up in court with a competent lawyer

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjBBDJ5OiT0

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
i buy a new local glass pipe every city work sends me to

well, most, every city would be crazy I dont need 50 pipes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

etalian posted:

bushmills or redbreast is more pro

ya whatevs they're all from the same distillery cos ireland is that tiny :ssh:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
lol at everything

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BONGHITZ posted:

Big nerd alert

no..........no.........no!!!!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

eonwe posted:

lol at everything

how broken is your brain my friend

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

how broken is your brain my friend

answer unclear. ask me again in 6hrs

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mariana Horchata posted:

answer unclear. ask me again in 6hrs

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/837813220538728448

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

HycoCam posted:

And Trump heads to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend again. Been a hard week of work!

being president is so easy, you only need to work 3 days a week

he leaves washington thursday night and heads back monday afternoon, it seems like being president is pretty chill and it's super funny to me that even that 3 day a week schedule is obviously more work than he ever did as a real estate "mogul"

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



y know trump's vegas hotel has that piss-colored glass curtain wall exterior, and also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7y2JNV9R64

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