TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Zyla posted:

The weird thing about this cartoon is it's anti-trump the art style and "denial ain't just a river in Egypt" both call to mind an old white person who voted for Trump.

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magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

a friend is visiting me from colorado and said the state sent her back a check for $14 because the state has too much weed money and paid for everything it could

anyways the water in detroit is poison i wonder how we can fix that

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:03

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

also this lifehack tv show is stupid

"HEY IF YOU HAVE FIRST DEGREE BURNS JUST PUT SOME TIN FOIL ON IT, #LIFEHACK"

dude thats how they cured polio

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:03

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Trash Trick posted:

This is insane.

THIS

IS

MAGA

*kicks u into a bottomless dumpster*

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:04

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Jeb! Repetition posted:

The weird thing about this cartoon is it's anti-trump the art style and "denial ain't just a river in Egypt" both call to mind an old white person who voted for Trump.

Horsey has been a center-left Seattle liberal for a long-rear end time

You're mixing together "traditional political cartoonist art style" and "political conservative"

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:04

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

just woke up! saw those tweets! golly!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:04

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

magiccarpet posted:

a friend is visiting me from colorado and said the state sent her back a check for $14 because the state has too much weed money and paid for everything it could

anyways the water in detroit is poison i wonder how we can fix that

Detroit is very close to Canada, poison water inflicted on the population is a reason for asylum just saying.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:05

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Pancakes posted:

True story, when I was with the public defender down in St. Louis County we were workshopping ideas for constitution-themed tattoos at a bar after work. I had to explain to someone why the number 14, despite representing a great amendment to the US constitution, was not something you should tattoo yourself with.

owns

hahaha

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:05

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

The Brown Menace posted:

THIS

IS

MAGA

*kicks but loses balance and falls backward into a bottomless dumpster*

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:05

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

will anyone fall for the 2020 campaign promise to repeal and replace obamacare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZbabh6YeU

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:05

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

magiccarpet posted:

a friend is visiting me from colorado and said the state sent her back a check for $14 because the state has too much weed money and paid for everything it could

anyways the water in detroit is poison i wonder how we can fix that

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# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:06

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

Squizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZbabh6YeU

i closed thjat really fast

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:06

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Venuz Patrol posted:

just woke up! saw those tweets! golly!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:08

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Squizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZbabh6YeU

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

imagine how powerful we all could be with alien gorilla cum

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:09

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

mormonpartyboat posted:

imagine how powerful we all could be with alien gorilla cum

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:10

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/838066662544928769

this fills me with glee

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:10

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:11

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/838010340579426304

this is a p long tweet thread and worth a read, but here's the thesis:

https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/838019469066776576

One of the replies is from Nancy Sinatra. I love Twitter.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:11

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

magiccarpet posted:

i closed thjat really fast

you actually clicked on it? lol

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/838066662544928769

this fills me with glee

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:11

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

magiccarpet posted:

a friend is visiting me from colorado and said the state sent her back a check for $14 because the state has too much weed money and paid for everything it could

anyways the water in detroit is poison i wonder how we can fix that

It's hilarious how incredibly well straight legal weed is doing for Colorado and how hard just about everyone in the federal government is trying to not look

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:12

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

ok let me hit you with three words, lemme know your immediate reaction

funnel

cake

fries

I have never ordered a Bumper's Biggie Bag

Bumper's Biggie Bag
Bumper's Biggie Baag
Something something
Fries and coke
And two Apple Pies

It's Biiiiiiiig

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:12

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

we should just call it, time's person of the year 2017 is "sources"

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I can't believe that red states don't want in on the money well.

Think about all the extra money for battering rams and riot gear for cops. I don't think they realize that just because the government is making money doesn't necessarily mean they have to spend it on poor people.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

hrlp inlaffing so muc imiht die

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:15

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

were drunks who gives a poo poo

its all the same

wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.

You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.

and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day

jest drink~

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/838066662544928769

this fills me with glee

This is good news! For Jeb!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:15

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

The Brown Menace posted:

Sadly we stopped selling those when God was conclusively proven to loathe us all. But we got chilli cheese fries

Aw gently caress yeah chili cheese fries

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the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

nice meltdown, mr president

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/GeopLP/status/838073790714294272

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

lol president grimace back at it again

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/dorseyshaw/status/837732139248529408

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Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

This is all madness.

We're going to be killed.

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quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

the part at 2:00 is unironically beautiful and gave me the shivs

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Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

quadrophrenic posted:

we should just call it, time's person of the year 2017 is "sources"

I'm enjoying that Mr. "Some people have said - not me, I'm not saying it, but some people have said" is being punked on by the scary rear end real version of it.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:18

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Grondoth posted:

This is all madness.

We're going to be killed.

death is certain.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:19

UrbicaMortis: Feb 16, 2012; Hmm, how shall I post today?

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewDumont/status/837800585705377792

If you read the rest of the twitter thread, it turns out these aren't real. Just good satire.

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/838066662544928769

this fills me with glee

I hope this spiked his heart rate enough to pump it out even harder and pushing more volumes of red blood cells into one cholesterol embedded artery

battering and bombarding the entrenched cholesterol, weakening their fat encrusted mezzanine.

:bisonyes:

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