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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Seaside Loafer posted:

Its going to be 'whoops me or the accounts hosed up and everything is legal' but they should have got it 100% perfect first time so as not to cause a nonsense.

Yeah, it's an own goal that the likes of the mail will jump in, and will probably weaken his sick owns in pmqs

E: in episode 22 of dragonball z as it aired on toonami, goku used the kaio-ken to beat nappa.

Namtab fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Mar 6, 2017

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TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I'm curious as to what Jez's explanation for the discrepancy is.

Simplest answer is that he doesn't take the extra salary, maybe.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Namtab posted:

He's a pensioner, mp pension probably.


If you're making the political point that people over a certain income should post your tax returns, and getting the chancellor to call it demonstration politics instead of posting his own, it's an own goal to then miss the equivalent of 150% of a newly qualified nurses salary off your own income. It leaves him open to ridicule and he'll have to publicly deny any wrongdoing. The right wing press get to laugh at him instead of engaging with the point.

I agree it was stupid to gently caress it up. I still think the mistake is being unnecessarily demonised. It wasn't "oops forgot to put in all my £10 million+ of real estate in prime London held through offshore companies in my return, teehee" like it would be with most tories that are criticising this

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

TheHoodedClaw posted:

Simplest answer is that he doesn't take the extra salary, maybe.
tbf he doesn't show up for work as the leader of the opposition very often

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TheHoodedClaw posted:

Simplest answer is that he doesn't take the extra salary, maybe.

I was wondering that because I would have thought that leader of the opposition would be a labour party salary rather than a governmental one.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Pochoclo posted:

I agree it was stupid to gently caress it up. I still think the mistake is being unnecessarily demonised. It wasn't "oops forgot to put in all my £10 million+ of real estate in prime London held through offshore companies in my return, teehee" like it would be with most tories that are criticising this

what, you think the media might unnecessarily demonise something the leader of the labour party does?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Pochoclo posted:

I agree it was stupid to gently caress it up. I still think the mistake is being unnecessarily demonised. It wasn't "oops forgot to put in all my £10 million+ of real estate in prime London held through offshore companies in my return, teehee" like it would be with most tories that are criticising this

£37k is still a lot of money from my end of the scale, it's a big deal.

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I was wondering that because I would have thought that leader of the opposition would be a labour party salary rather than a governmental one.

No it's a government one. Shadow Chief Whip gets paid more too, I think.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

OwlFancier posted:

I was wondering that because I would have thought that leader of the opposition would be a labour party salary rather than a governmental one.

Why would you think this?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TheHoodedClaw posted:

No it's a government one. Shadow Chief Whip gets paid more too, I think.

Huh, odd, I know the PM gets more but I thought everyone else was just a sort of fiat position created by the government.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Namtab posted:

£37k is still a lot of money from my end of the scale, it's a big deal.

Corbyn Bad. Tories Worse.

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Huh, odd, I know the PM gets more but I thought everyone else was just a sort of fiat position created by the government.

Page 3 of this pdf breaks down who gets more than basic MP salary

https://www.parliament.uk/documents/commons-information-office/m06.pdf

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TheHoodedClaw posted:

Page 3 of this pdf breaks down who gets more than basic MP salary

https://www.parliament.uk/documents/commons-information-office/m06.pdf

I also apparently didn't know that the PM salary was paid on top of the MP salary.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Its like watching an episode of 'the thick of it'. Great big socialist rally/demonstration at the weekend in London, no fucker knows about it. Monday morning 'Corbyn lies about taxes!' all over the papers. Makes one feel rather pointless. I'm looking at getting out of the country for real.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

You can even see the breakdown of how this one got cocked up. McDonnell released his tax return this morning in a planned move to put pressure on Hammond. Hammond cocks up his answer to it on Andrew Marr and ends up appearing flustered in his refusal to publish his. Corbyn's team decide to put more pressure on him and continue the news cycle by publishing his directly on his website and tweeting about it, but it wasn't planned so they rush it. They make the cock up and now the news cycle is lost and Corbyn becomes the story again.

I like Corbyn's policies, I like him as a guy, but his teams unforced errors are infuriating.

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I also apparently didn't know that the PM salary was paid on top of the MP salary.

The PM still has the same responsibilities as an ordinary MP towards their constituency, so it makes sense to do it that way. The loss of opportunity for a constituent of a PM to actually meet their MP is more than handsomely compensated by the heft that the constituency office gains - no council official will welcome a call from the PMs office about Mrs Miggins' blocked drain, after all.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Fangz posted:

Philip Hammond vows UK will fight back if it gets bad Brexit deal

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...py_to_clipboard

So, what's harder than 'hard brexit'. I think we need a word for this coming clusterfuck.

Viagra-based Brexit.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Priapism Brexit.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Nice bathroom

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Nice bathroom

What?

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Fangz posted:

Philip Hammond vows UK will fight back if it gets bad Brexit deal

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...py_to_clipboard

So, what's harder than 'hard brexit'. I think we need a word for this coming clusterfuck.

It's just so pointlessly antagonistic. I mean sure Britain will 'forge' new trade deals and everything but how is that not slinking away into a corner from the perspective of the EU, and more importantly what do they even care if there's not any sort of deal afterwards (as was the premise of that question).

It's a really pathetic attempt to push the conversation towards being about strong Britain resisting evil foreign powers, which is just about the only thing the current batch of Tories do. Except for some occasional mild populism which doesn't hurt any vested interests too much. Shame that it seems to work really well so far.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Mar 6, 2017

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

It's all a response to the market research they did last summer where the Tories were seen as being directionless on Brexit and not committed. May tested some Churchill like language in one speech and she polled well after it, so they've ramped it up ever since in an attempt to make them appear like they have a plan beyond getting it done and dusted before the next election cycle.

I can't find it now but there was an article about the shift in perception towards May's keywords in polling shifting towards "strong" and "in control" while her actual policies and actions have been anything but.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I just noticed the ironing board I bought today (I have become all I hate) was Made In Britain(tm). This is the kind of manufacturing excellence that is going to power us straight back to the top of the pile when we break the shackles of Brussels!

(It's not caught fire yet but the much-vaunted hanger rail under it is both almost impossible to actually get a hanger onto and also means your freshly-ironed items are forever getting knocked onto the floor if you're right-handed)

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

According to the Guardian Corbyn employed an accountant this year (for the first time) and his tax was deducted via PAYE anyway. If that's correct then there's probably a decent explanation for why his return doesn't seem right, the only question is whether his team will be able to find out what it is and get it out there.

EDIT: And of course it will reflect badly on him if the problem is either his accountant loving up or his team publishing the wrong page of the return.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was wondering surely MPs should be on PAYE.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/LOTOcomms/status/838549340947890177
That was relatively quick. Apparently it was counted as 'public office' rather than 'employment' and so wasn't on the page published.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Reminder - if any MPs post their tax return, check if they've included the additional information pages at the end, since that's where they have to declare any avoidance schemes they're in.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

jabby posted:

https://twitter.com/LOTOcomms/status/838549340947890177
That was relatively quick. Apparently it was counted as 'public office' rather than 'employment' and so wasn't on the page published.

So, incompetence then.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

So, incompetence then.

Actually the money is apparently included on the page shown under pensions and benefits. Presumably the first media person to look at his return was too dumb to realise he didn't get the full benefit in the tax year shown. Hes just taken a smaller pension than assumed on top of a 27k leadership benefit.

Of course this information has not affected how most media outlets are reporting the story.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

jabby posted:

Actually the money is apparently included on the page shown under pensions and benefits. Presumably the first media person to look at his return was too dumb to realise he didn't get the full benefit in the tax year shown. Hes just taken a smaller pension than assumed on top of a 27k leadership benefit.

Of course this information has not affected how most media outlets are reporting the story.
Sure but when you release this poo poo you need to think like they think and include big fonted double bold explanations of anything not obvious.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Does Jeremy fill these things in himself, or does he have an Accountant?

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

There is a DWP banner ad at the top of SA, how weird is that. Its goes here http://www.thepensionsregulator.gov.uk/dont-ignore-the-workplace-pension-duties

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

jabby posted:

According to the Guardian Corbyn employed an accountant this year (for the first time) and his tax was deducted via PAYE anyway. If that's correct then there's probably a decent explanation for why his return doesn't seem right, the only question is whether his team will be able to find out what it is and get it out there.

EDIT: And of course it will reflect badly on him if the problem is either his accountant loving up or his team publishing the wrong page of the return.

When you hire an accountant to do your tax return, the task of filling out the numbers is usually shuffled off on some stressed and overworked graduate trainee, who frankly knows as much about tax law as my cat. (Source: I worked in accountancy for a bit. Never again.)

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

jabby posted:

Actually the money is apparently included on the page shown under pensions and benefits. Presumably the first media person to look at his return was too dumb to realise he didn't get the full benefit in the tax year shown. Hes just taken a smaller pension than assumed on top of a 27k leadership benefit.

Of course this information has not affected how most media outlets are reporting the story.

Why are you describing his income from being leader of the opposition as a 'benefit'?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

VIRGIN HEAT posted:

I want to show my appreciation for everyone who has made this a place he felt home in, even if he didn't post a lot.
My condolences. I enjoyed his posts.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I just noticed the ironing board I bought today (I have become all I hate) was Made In Britain(tm). This is the kind of manufacturing excellence that is going to power us straight back to the top of the pile when we break the shackles of Brussels!

(It's not caught fire yet but the much-vaunted hanger rail under it is both almost impossible to actually get a hanger onto and also means your freshly-ironed items are forever getting knocked onto the floor if you're right-handed)
The last ironing board I had that was Made in Britain had an asbestos mat that you could rest the iron on without anything getting hot or catching fire.

I look forward to leaving the Permit Raj on the continent so we can once again make our ironing boards out of materials slightly more likely to leave tiny mineral spikes in our lungs.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Why are you describing his income from being leader of the opposition as a 'benefit'?

Because that's how it's been listed by his accountant? Who cares what it counts as, the point is the media are just making Corbyn the story (and are still doing so even after being corrected) despite his return being correct.

Edit: although every headline now says he 'faces questions' rather than claiming he actually did anything wrong, which is a sure sign they all know the story is bollocks.

jabby fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Mar 6, 2017

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

jabby posted:

Because that's how it's been listed by his accountant? Who cares what it counts as, the point is the media are just making Corbyn the story (and are still doing so even after being corrected) despite his return being correct.

You described it as a 'leadership benefit' though surely you understand this is wrong?

Corbyn has made Corbyn the story by loving up his published tax return.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

It's a legitimate place to put that information though, the issue was that the section wasn't broken down by the accountant.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Namtab posted:

It's a legitimate place to put that information though, the issue was that the section wasn't broken down by the accountant.

I'm not an accountant can you explain to me why it's legitimate to record part of your salary under the section headed 'uk pensions annuities and other rate benefits'?

To me, as a layperson, that seems extremely nuanced.

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

I'm not an accountant can you explain to me why it's legitimate to record part of your salary under the section headed 'uk pensions annuities and other rate benefits'?

To me, as a layperson, that seems extremely nuanced.

It's been a while but the general principle on a tax return is to record the information in the section you feel is most appropriate. Putting things in that section won't lower your tax burden so it just shows that corbyn/his accountant feels that the leadership money is an additional workplace benefit.

E:as opposed to primary source of income. The important thing to note is that this is all above board.

Namtab fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Mar 6, 2017

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