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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

chris hayes exposing buddy carter

who keeps letting republicans on that show

is it ed balls

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Shugojin posted:

the name "tiffany" is clearly on the list

I think Jared is an acceptable boys name, just make sure to clarify your naming him after the spoiled rich kid who bangs Ivanka, and not the sandwhich pedophile.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


im the guy who takes 20 mins to read 3 pages

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


The Nastier Nate posted:

I think Jared is an acceptable boys name, just make sure to clarify your naming him after the spoiled rich kid who bangs Ivanka, and not the sandwhich pedophile.

but his name is donald??????

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shugojin posted:

you begin to doubt your own sanity, just a little more

the name begins to waver in and out of your vision on the paper

*picard voice*

there are FIVE kids

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Yinlock posted:

im the guy who takes 20 mins to read 3 pages

hm yes. in an increasingly complex world, no laws should be longer than a middle school essay on plants.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

J Merkley is the man

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

FAUXTON posted:

GOP will eat itself

Everything's cool.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Is it wrong that I actually kind of want there to be something to all the deep state conspiracy stuff, just because it would mean that someone with any actual power in this country is at least vaguely competent?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
do you think trump dislikes tiffany because he didn't have the same easy access to her that he did with ivanka

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

hm yes. in an increasingly complex world, no laws should be longer than a middle school essay on plants.

my laws, by jimmy age 5

do the good thing and not the bad thing

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

euphronius posted:

a public option would really kind of solve a lot of issues

llllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbberrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



t r u m p

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

do you think trump dislikes tiffany because he didn't have the same easy access to her that he did with ivanka

ivanka is much more a classic beauty

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Thump! posted:

Oh yeah me and my lady just confirmed today that she's pregnant, lol I'm gonna bring a child into Trump-merica

:negative:

Solarin posted:

lol you fuckin moron

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




to pay for this wall that will block drugs from coming into the country
i will defund the coast guard, which blocks drugs coming into the country

bing boom

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Trumpenproletariat posted:

Today a homeless African-American gentleman called me a "colorblind angel" for the way in which I treated him when he spoke to me.

gently caress all yall who say every Trump supporter is racist. And gently caress hypocrite Liberals who espouse tolerance and acceptance and then avert their eyes or brush past people at the very bottom of society who neoliberalism doesn't consider worth helping.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:coolfish:

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

docbeard posted:

Is it wrong that I actually kind of want there to be something to all the deep state conspiracy stuff, just because it would mean that someone with any actual power in this country is at least vaguely competent?

There's guys in the CIA who are talking about how they want to make a SWARM backronym and how TV tropes stuff would make great tool names

At this point I'm just willing to admit that no one is, or has ever been, competent at anything

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Grondoth posted:

llllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbberrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

in fact ill say out health care system with a pubcil option would be totally fine and ok

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Mayor Dave posted:

do you think trump dislikes tiffany because he didn't have the same easy access to her that he did with ivanka

He wanted her aborted

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

magiccarpet posted:

to pay for this wall that will block drugs from coming into the country
i will defund the coast guard, which blocks drugs coming into the country

bing boom

Wait what

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

*whiny idiot voice* "Ummm excuse me it would be best to not literally drive thousands to an early grave" (holds up ugly book of nerd numbers)

*confident genius man voice* "Regarding lottery winners," (continues for seven pages)

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Grondoth posted:

There's guys in the CIA who are talking about how they want to make a SWARM backronym and how TV tropes stuff would make great tool names

At this point I'm just willing to admit that no one is, or has ever been, competent at anything

Yeah, that's always and ever been the appeal of conspiracy theories. Because the truth, that no one actually knows what they're doing, is even scarier.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Venom Snake posted:

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Dude, you're getting covered in schlop. Up to your ankles.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

magiccarpet posted:

to pay for this wall that will block drugs from coming into the country
i will defund the coast guard, which blocks drugs coming into the country

bing boom

ikr

most drugs come in on go fatss and submarines

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

euphronius posted:

ikr

most drugs come in on go fatss and submarines

fake subs!

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

ivanka is much more a classic beauty

she always looks like she just smelled a bad fart

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

The Muppets On PCP posted:

she always looks like she just smelled a bad fart

a classy fart though

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

docbeard posted:

Yeah, that's always and ever been the appeal of conspiracy theories. Because the truth, that no one actually knows what they're doing, is even scarier.

CIA senior officer struggles to get fancy Newton's cradle working at desk

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




euphronius posted:

ikr

most drugs come in on go fatss and submarines

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ShutteredIn posted:

He wanted her aborted

yeah, but once the kid's born you'd think he'd soften his stance a little

oh wait, it's trump, you're probably right

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

loving typical coon rapids

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

ikr

most drugs come in on go fatss and submarines

also airplanes flying low

under the treeline

i'm a treetop flyer! born survivor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opBe5z0qwRE

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

financially racist posted:

ah yes the ol' "i have a black friend so how can i be racist" bit

the bar for this has apparently been lowered to "I talked to a black person recently" lol


deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
one time a homeless guy called me "white man" in an angry tone of voice and it made me feel bad and that's why i became a nazi

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Muppets On PCP posted:

she always looks like she just smelled a bad fart

well consider with whom she is living with

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