Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition? This poll is closed. |
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Jeremy Corbyn | 95 | 18.63% | |
Dennis Skinner | 53 | 10.39% | |
Angus Robertson | 20 | 3.92% | |
Tim Farron | 9 | 1.76% | |
Paul Ukips | 7 | 1.37% | |
Robot Lenin | 105 | 20.59% | |
Tony Blair | 28 | 5.49% | |
Pissflaps | 193 | 37.84% | |
Total: | 510 votes |
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namesake posted:Go SOMEHOW YOU HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE HATCH Ah, you’ve taken the hatch. Definitely something tempting about the hatch, isn’t there? How often do you really get to have a go on a good hatch. It’s not often. Anyway that was the wrong choice: you emerge through thickets into an enclave of ancient Aztecs, and they are all mad at you, and they are mounted on dinosaurs, and they were just saying – literally, just then – they were just saying, “Man, we really need to do a blood sacrifice today. Anyone up for it?” Long story short, here’s you being dragged on your knees to the tip of a pyramid-type structure so you can be slaughtered that bit nearer to the sun and the gods. They press a sharp stone into your chest and rip you apart. You die. They throw your body in river rapids. Their Aztec dinosaurs chase after your flopping, floating body and, when you finally land in the mud at the base of a bank, eat your corpse in one bite. You just died three different ways. What have we learned about hatches? Don’t take hatches. OwlFancier posted:GET YE FLASK I remove my robe and wizard hat
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:45 |
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Looke posted:the grauniad have made a Corbyn CYOA I hug him and tell him to relax, everything's going to be ok.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:47 |
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> REPLACE CORBYN Who do you want to replace the Corbyn with? > Red Oktober posted:There's a good article in the FT by Tim Hartford using the tobacco industries 'deny, refute, obfuscate' tactics to talk about Brexit and Trump: Thanks for this too. Depressing! There's been a bunch of reporting on the interview style of Trump's people, how they pick out key words and repeat them before talking about something completely different, so it gives the impression they answered it. And then the interviewer either lets them get away with it or starts arguing on their terms, explaining why they're wrong and letting them keep repeating that simple point. Even when journalists are trying to hold people to account they're getting circles run round them
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:48 |
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OwlFancier posted:GET YE FLASK You cannot get YE FLASK.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:48 |
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I look him in the eyes and kiss him on the lips
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:48 |
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here are all optionsquote:GO NORTH quote:GO SOUTH quote:GO EAST quote:GO WEST
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:49 |
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Stroking his muscular thighs that have been honed from decade's of cycling, I unzip his trousers and prepare to receive his jam
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:50 |
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CHECK POLLS
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:50 |
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baka kaba posted:> REPLACE CORBYN He is now in a slightly different position in the clearing.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:50 |
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GO LEFT
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:52 |
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>ELECT CORBYN
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:53 |
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Dabir posted:>ELECT CORBYN Command not recognised by the general public
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:58 |
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Igiari posted:I got one of the Funny Old World stories in Private Eye this month. You are the Revolutionary Alliance of Men That Women Find Unnatractive?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:59 |
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So John McDonnell was meant to go on Question Time but thanks to a four hour train delay and full flights he can't make it. He's been replaced by Kezia Dugdale. gently caress's sake. Hire a helicopter John, we can afford it.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:04 |
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I wonder what the real reason is.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:07 |
I read the Daily Mail's coverage of the budget while I was sat on a delayed train today. Predictably enough they came to the conclusion that Corbyn was to blame for it being bad because his weak opposition had given Hammond reason to be complacent and think he could get away with anything.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:22 |
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Cerv posted:You are the Revolutionary Alliance of Men That Women Find Unnatractive? Yes.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:23 |
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Skinty McEdger posted:I read the Daily Mail's coverage of the budget while I was sat on a delayed train today. Predictably enough they came to the conclusion that Corbyn was to blame for it being bad because his weak opposition had given Hammond reason to be complacent and think he could get away with anything.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:25 |
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jabby posted:So John McDonnell was meant to go on Question Time but thanks to a four hour train delay and full flights he can't make it. Labour princeling hires private helicopter while stranded commuters wait for train shocker
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:26 |
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The private helicopter firm, previously used by rock stars and millionaire businessmen, refused to clarify if champagne was served on ice to the swish would-be chancellor
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:28 |
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Clone McDonnell so that he can be in many places at once.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:28 |
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OwlFancier posted:Clone McDonnell so that he can be in many places at once. Clone McDonnell so that a McDonnell army can take to the streets and smash capitalism the way he wants to. Also, this happened. https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/839913999122706432
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:36 |
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Pissflaps posted:I wonder what the real reason is. He's leagues more popular than Dugdale and right now the tories are backpedaling over their budget. He'd want to be on.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:41 |
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jabby posted:So John McDonnell was meant to go on Question Time but thanks to a four hour train delay and full flights he can't make it. I think we should just be glad they didn't get in Nige.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:01 |
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Namtab posted:Stroking his muscular thighs that have been honed from decade's of cycling, I unzip his trousers and prepare to receive his jam > TALK CORBYN > After a session of intense, but gentle, jam-making, he embraces me in his strong arms, tanned and weathered from years of tending his allotment, and sensually discusses his collection of manhole covers.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:06 |
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Y'all are getting rather sensual for 9 in the evening on the dead gay forums.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:09 |
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Having spread Jeremy's jam all over my bare chest, I smile and say to him "be a shame to waste perfectly good jam like that"
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:13 |
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Tesseraction posted:Y'all are getting rather sensual for 9 in the evening on the dead gay forums. I don't think this thread is all that gay. Often downright depressing, in fact.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:19 |
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As Corbyn and I debate the merits of international socialism into the small hours of the morning we suddenly stop as we hear a noise. It is a voice. A nasally monotone yelling "Corbyn must walk"...
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:20 |
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Jeza posted:Just got a jury summons at the Old Bailey in May. Time to wait around and possibly be selected to dispense goon justice. That's a strange coincidence, I got summonsed for jury duty at the Bailey last May. Managed to defer it until August and ended up getting sent home on the first day* but got all I wanted out of the experience, because they did the jury briefing in Court Number 1 and I managed to sit in the dock. It would almost have been worth the week in the cells for contempt of court to stand up and shout "YOU GOT NUFFINK ON ME YOU SLAAAGS" like the reptilian part of my brain that will forever be Cockney scum was screaming at me to do. * I'm sure it was just coincidence that the people sent home at lunchtime on the first day were younger and professionally-dressed for the most part**, not that I want to accuse HMCS of being penny-pinchers but I'm fairly certain putting in a claim for the whole amount of the juror's expenses is your fast track to freedom. ** Not me, I look like Columbo on laundry day
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:20 |
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Tesseraction posted:Y'all are getting rather sensual for 9 in the evening on the dead gay forums. I love my dead gay forums. Also much like how the birthrate increases after major wars we survived the night of the anime recommendations and are expressing ourselves exuberantly. vvvvv The later Ober edit is even better.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:21 |
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Still great.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:22 |
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So everyone who said that Brexit will make Britain more open to people from other countries, well, uhh: Refugees applying to live in UK face being sent home after five years
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:34 |
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That doesn't sound like something anyone would have said
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:38 |
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It sounds a lot like what Leave campaigners said to Asians in the Midlands before immediately turning round and saying no it won't to the whites.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:46 |
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I don't like how the right wing media not wanting Corbyn in power is now a "conspiracy theory".
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:48 |
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baka kaba posted:That doesn't sound like something anyone would have said Well there's the crackpot libertarian wing like Carswell and Hannan, sort of the the anti-Lexit particles. Of course the most funny thing about those guys is the naive belief that any substantive proportion of the population actually agrees with them which somehow makes them almost blind to the ethnic nationalism and xenophobia.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:53 |
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Just another perfectly british evening, drinking a lemon & ginger infusion in bed while watching the value of the pound plummet.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:54 |
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Pochoclo posted:Just another perfectly british evening, drinking a lemon & ginger infusion in bed while watching the value of the pound plummet.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:59 |
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baka kaba posted:> REPLACE CORBYN We saw it a lot at the beginning of the Trump administration where the newspaper headline would be something like 'trump accuses obama of tapping his phone' or 'trump claims millions voted illegally', and while the article states that he had no evidence, that's not the part that people remember, especially if they don't read the article. The news orgs at least got smart to that and have now started writing headlines like 'Trump claims, citing no evidence, that Obama tapped his phones'.
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