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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Screaming that you're doomed after falling behind by a single run in game two of a playoff series is, unironically, Cub.

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

From long suffering to insufferable

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

In other news the team that hadn't won a WS in 108 years is going to milk the ever loving poo poo out of finally winning one. Buckle up because it's only going to get more insufferable, particularly if the Cubs are really good again this year too.

In a way I should be grateful for our orange hate monster in the White House. I only have a finite amount of hatred to go around and were it not for him, I'd have a lot more aimed at this kind of bullshit from the Cubs.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

The Cubs were always bad.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

xbilkis posted:

Bitching about the one prospect your team traded away after six simultaneously panned out & set you up to be perennial contenders.

That's Cub.

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of defending our title.

That's Cub. :)

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


where is corey seager in the lineup this season? kind of feel he should stay at two but could see him moving down a spot.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Woke up this morning to images of a jubilant Coach Nick Punto.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Your Taint posted:

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of defending our title.

That's Cub. :)

lol one title in your lifetime, that's cute.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Goddammit Yankees.

https://twitter.com/YankeesPR/status/840202798373445633

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Paul Zuvella posted:

lol one title in your lifetime, that's cute.

One or ten, the only thing that matters is how recently the last one was really.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Nail Rat posted:

One or ten, the only thing that matters is how recently the last one was really.

Amount matters, but timing matters too since if you win them all too spread out you can't do stuff like

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Spoeank posted:

Uggggghhhhhh



I'm going to vandalize every one of these I see.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Okay let's be clear, the Yankees are also bad. And the Cardinals, and Diamondbacks, and also Braves and the Rangers, they're bad too.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
some hotshot marketing intern from northwestern fist pumped and then high fived himself when he wrote that copy

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
It's no Tebow-mania

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/840209251641524224

lol ok

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/840221440507035648

Well that's nice, I guess?

Also they clarified that his hair didn't violate the team rules, but that it was "distraction" in camp, whatever that means.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Inspector_666 posted:

https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/840221440507035648

Well that's nice, I guess?

Also they clarified that his hair didn't violate the team rules, but that it was "distraction" in camp, whatever that means.

baseball

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Ice To Meet You posted:

Okay let's be clear, the Yankees are also bad. And the Cardinals, and Diamondbacks, and also Braves and the Rangers, they're bad too.



Yeah this checks out

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Paul Zuvella posted:

lol one title in your lifetime, that's cute.

Got one more recently than you did, Bucko.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Thoroughly enjoying finally being the powerful team everyone hates for once.

That's Cub.

(That's also Blackhawk)

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Thoroughly enjoying finally being the powerful team everyone hates for once.

That's Cub.

(That's also Blackhawk)

I like the cubs, just a bunch of their posters here are awful.

Like watching the cubs right now reminds me of what it was like growing up watching those late 90s Yankees teams where a billion prospects just hit at the right time. Being a kid cubs fan right now must be so cool.

Paul Zuvella fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Mar 10, 2017

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Paul Zuvella posted:

I like the cubs, just a bunch of their posters here are awful.

Everyone's good at something. :)

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Paul Zuvella posted:

Yeah this checks out

https://twitter.com/JakeMHS/status/840211143608152064

Really, how hard is this people?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Because we all know a respectable haircut is the key to sustained baseball success.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I am incredibly angry that Punto is Team Italy's third base coach and not the first base coach screaming at players to dive

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

R.D. Mangles posted:

I am incredibly angry that Punto is Team Italy's third base coach and not the first base coach screaming at players to dive

First base coach is the hitting coach. Do you want Nick Punto as your hitting coach?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
George is dead, why do they still have this stupid policy


Who the gently caress gets distracted by someone's hair

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Dammit Didi, you're supposed to cover 2nd on that play, what the hell happened?

Sorry skip, it's... it's that hair. It's so lustrous. What kind of shampoo d'you think he uses?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Intruder posted:

Who the gently caress gets distracted by someone's hair

me

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

Well then you should be happy to know that Danny Espinosa shaved his beard.

RIP the dream.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Good Dog posted:

Well then you should be happy to know that Danny Espinosa shaved his beard.

RIP the dream.

Why does he do this to us?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Thoroughly enjoying finally being the powerful team everyone hates for once.

That's Cub.

(That's also Blackhawk)

It fades, dude. Four years ago there were tons of Cards posters here. Now it's just me and Rock the House MD most days.

I can't even pretend to be excited about the Blues.


Don't hate me because I and my hair are beautiful.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:


I can't even pretend to be excited about the Blues.


:smith::hf::smith:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

xbilkis posted:

Screaming that you're doomed after falling behind by a single run in game two of a playoff series is, unironically, Cub.

There must always be a Mr. McGibblets, even as one is banned another regs from the ashes.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

lol if you babies haven't been pissed off at the Blues for your entire lives.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Mike_V posted:

lol if you babies haven't been pissed off at the Blues for your entire lives.

Oh no, I have been. Don't even get me started on Mike Keenan.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Thoroughly enjoying finally being the powerful team everyone hates for once.

That's Cub.

(That's also Blackhawk)

I expected a "We love the Cubs" in the spirit of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNn3k1KfOrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enO7cIu_hjE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocrIq0_Hcwc

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Mike_V posted:

lol if you babies haven't been pissed off at the Blues for your entire lives.

As a Central Illinois native who was born in 83 my teams are the Cardinals, Bears, Bulls and Blues. Is it any wonder that in my adult life baseball is by far my favorite of the major professional sports? Those other franchises have just rained disappointment down on me.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The slogan reminds me of that scene in Mean Girls where the one girl tries to make "fetch" happen.

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