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corn on the cop posted:TIL my girlfriend is an abusive little poo poo At least the person posting did the reasonable thing for once and kicked her out
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 11:25 |
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corn on the cop posted:She moved in a last weekend because she had a fight with her parents
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Bubblyblubber posted:My girlfriend [25F] has a weird vendetta against our cat[2ish F] I'm not sure there's any single element of r/relationships funnier than people applying the age/gender rule to pets.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 11:30 |
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Splicer posted:i wonder what it was about quote:Spends too much money. 2 horses, each cost about 250 per week. Plus clothes and general spending. wonder what other behavior he rationalized as normal over two years
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 11:37 |
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Horsepeople the reddest of
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 11:42 |
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corn on the cop posted:wonder what other behavior he rationalized as normal over two years
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 11:53 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:A happy ending on this one On the other hand, consider Piney Sometimes a dog with behavioral problems is just not worth it corn on the cop posted:wonder what other behavior he rationalized as normal over two years $250... a week???? Each??????? Mirthless fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Mar 10, 2017 |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 14:25 |
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while I'm grateful for new content maybe if we could avoid stories about HIV+ men having sex with their virgin adopted sons in the future that would be cool
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:21 |
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How do you even get so entitled that you think you can move into a guy's house and demand he cater to your every request? Demanding he sleep on the couch is hilarious.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:27 |
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Leon Einstein posted:How do you even get so entitled that you think you can move into a guy's house and demand he cater to your every request? Demanding he sleep on the couch is hilarious. The only question i have is what drove the ejection from her parents. If it was a long time coming the dude is right to expect her to contribute, but the fact that this happened in a week is a bit of a short timeframe.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:28 |
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He's right to expect her to contribute in any circumstance. I'm not sure what the parents have to do with it.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:30 |
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Adam Vegas posted:Dad gay, so hot ahem
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:32 |
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:52 |
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If you're mean to animals you cannot live in my home
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 16:14 |
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purple death ray posted:If you're mean to animals you cannot live in my home Yeah but what if it's to a horse?
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 16:40 |
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chumbler posted:Yeah but what if it's to a horse?
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 16:53 |
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chumbler posted:Yeah but what if it's to a horse? Don't be mean to animals!!
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:07 |
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Horses are expensive but the reason people like to spend tons of money on them anyway is they're like huge dogs you can ride. They're super smart and affectionate even if they do some dumb things.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:08 |
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Horseshoe Heelys, $199.99 the set.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:09 |
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Horse people are crazy but that's not the horse's fault. Horse just wants to eat oats and run around. Be cool to horses.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:12 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:We had a guy who did this in high school. He would also top shelf the faculty bathroom. Oh man. The first year I lived in college dorms, the dean gathered all of the men on my wing to tell whoever was cumming all over the toilet seats in the building to loving stop, because the janitor was refusing to clean it any longer.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Oh man. The first year I lived in college dorms, the dean gathered all of the men on my wing to tell whoever was cumming all over the toilet seats in the building to loving stop, because the janitor was refusing to clean it any longer. I'll never stop
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Pvt.Scott posted:Oh man. The first year I lived in college dorms, the dean gathered all of the men on my wing to tell whoever was cumming all over the toilet seats in the building to loving stop, because the janitor was refusing to clean it any longer. Well, did you?
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Mirthless posted:Well, did you? Why would I? I just started jizzing on the dean's desk instead. Come up in my house and lecture a man? Shameful.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:57 |
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Ugh dorm living, on my dorm floor we had a bunch of kids that clearly never drank prior to coming to college, poo poo got hosed up (people puking in sinks, on the floor, poo poo broken etc), the school's policy was to charge everyone on the floor X amount for each issue. I didn't know my roommate prior to getting assigned to him, but we met a month before living there and quickly became friends because we both enjoyed the same poo poo (drinking, drugs, parties etc) and when we got the "bill" we both went LOLNOPE.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:03 |
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corn on the cop posted:Is it really that horrible of me to ask my GF (24F) of 2 years who just moved in with me (25M) to do some work around the house? That's cute. She's mashed a bunch of cliches together for her ideas about how things should go. Because it's time to play house now.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:16 |
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500 posts behind but oh well. This seems more like britain fan fiction than real but it made me laugh. I [15M] am being well upstaged by my mate from school Declan [15M] and my mum [45F] isn't helping me to get revenge quote:So this bloke Declan from my school won't stop trolling and upstaging me and it's getting well annoying. He thinks he freestyle raps better than anyone else but all of his raps are stolen from American artists and his rhythm is bollocks. He thinks his pranks are better but so far they've all been well naff.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:26 |
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If he's asking for support in getting her to help out he's miles from understanding she's just dumb.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:28 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:500 posts behind but oh well. This seems more like britain fan fiction than real but it made me laugh. I want to hear a rap that includes all of those British words. bloke bollocks naff headmaster me mum todger cheesed off stop messing about mum won't help me run the streets Head Master as the title Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 10, 2017 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:500 posts behind but oh well. This seems more like britain fan fiction than real but it made me laugh. Is this incredibly Irish (from the name, I'd guess) or incredibly chav because I genuinely can't tell
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:31 |
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TheKennedys posted:Is this incredibly Irish (from the name, I'd guess) or incredibly chav because I genuinely can't tell this sounds english to me that being said i don't know anyone who says "todger"
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MF_James posted:Ugh dorm living, on my dorm floor we had a bunch of kids that clearly never drank prior to coming to college, poo poo got hosed up (people puking in sinks, on the floor, poo poo broken etc), the school's policy was to charge everyone on the floor X amount for each issue. I didn't know my roommate prior to getting assigned to him, but we met a month before living there and quickly became friends because we both enjoyed the same poo poo (drinking, drugs, parties etc) and when we got the "bill" we both went LOLNOPE. The floor some of my friends lived on the first year had a phantom shower shitter and every time he did it they billed the cleanup cost to everyone on the floor. At the end of the year everyone owed about $400 just from the shower poo poo cleanup alone. Between that and the other general assholery of a handful of people (smashed ceiling tiles, puke, etc...) the whole floor was on the brink of losing their place in the housing lottery for the next year.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:500 posts behind but oh well. This seems more like britain fan fiction than real but it made me laugh. idk why but I'm lollin hard at this one quote:I've been keeping my ear to the streets
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:40 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:500 posts behind but oh well. This seems more like britain fan fiction than real but it made me laugh. the new harry potter books really suck
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:43 |
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Did I(17M) cheaton my girlfriend(18W)?quote:TL;DR; : this is a long question about if i cheated on my girlfriend last night, please be honest
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:47 |
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Someone wanted more wedding drama. Well, quote:Sorry if this comes out in a confusing wall of text.) My FH come from a very conservative religious family. It's a small church. We are living together. FIL are pissed when we get engaged (they happened to be there). We didn't even get a congrats. Our wedding is in May. His brother and gf are getting engaged soon and all of our wedding plans have been shoved aside while they are already working on the brothers wedding in October. They've announced it on FB how excited they are for them and can't stop telling everyone. Like WTF. Wanna know something even worse?. The brother is 30 and the gf won't be 18 until the end of July.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:51 |
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TheKennedys posted:Is this incredibly Irish (from the name, I'd guess) or incredibly chav because I genuinely can't tell If it was Irish I think they would say 'mam' instead of 'mum'.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 19:03 |
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zakharov posted:Someone wanted more wedding drama. Well, yyoooo lol that dude is a pedophile
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 19:04 |
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What the gently caress is with people trying to indenture their close friends into wedding servitude?quote:"Honourary Groomsmen/Bridesmaid" Duties. Is this normal?
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