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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Bulgakov posted:

lol at the hot rod seal team sixers lecturing about keeping they cool in the cabin of runaway infernal combustion death machines and posting about it with punctuation while all backed up in a pedant corner because they appealing to the authority of correctness on a lazy typing compute forum

just lmao

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Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
That certainly is a collection of words that exist in the English language

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Sapozhnik posted:

That certainly is a collection of words that exist in the English language

much like your posting

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

From the AUG thread:



Leavemywife posted:

So, they're now doing a gender-swap Popeye.


Sponge Baathist posted:

You get really fuckin swole on a diet that's nothing but eating Olive Oyl all day


Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
How can arms do that

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jeza posted:

How can arms do that

Lipedema and/or Lymphedema?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Cindy Shitbird posted:

Lipedema and/or Lymphedema?

Gravydema

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Heath posted:

Gravydema



LET MAMA FEED YOU! ®

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jeza posted:

How can arms do that

Very carefully

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

goon just casually mentions having access to a flesh-eating colony of blind, white eyed, Periplaneta americana roaches and no one bats a loving eye

just to provide context: it was goons who crowdfunded swap.avi before the concept of crowdfunding was a commercially-viable concept.

to most goons, bugs ain't poo poo but rows of ticks

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

Kerning Chameleon posted:

The right wing blogs are currently going ballistic over the Vault 7 leak, and the big talking point I'm seeing is "THE CIA CAN SPOOF THEIR HACKS TO LOOK LIKE RUSSIANS DID IT THEREFORE THE DNC 'HACK' WAS ACTUALLY THE CIA!!!!1!"

In addition to all the other conspiracy theorists feeling vindicated that the government really did "hack the planet", of course.

Shbobdb posted:

I'm more about the Vault 13 leak.

That's why there isn't enough water people.

WAKE UP!

Shugojin posted:

ITS TURNING THE RADFROGS GAY

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Gene Hackman Fan posted:

just to provide context: it was goons who crowdfunded swap.avi before the concept of crowdfunding was a commercially-viable concept.

to most goons, bugs ain't poo poo but rows of ticks

No, no. Ticks are arachnids.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

DandyLion posted:

'The 2017 Pol-Pot Healthcare Initiative' does have a nice ring to it

Skippy Granola posted:

The Billing Fields

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Jummy posted:

When I studied ASL a couple years back we learned all sorts of weird poo poo, but I think the one that took the cake was the day our Deaf teacher told us that calling him "hearing disabled" was the same as calling a black person the n-word.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

So what did he want to be called? Mos Deaf?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Wasabi the J posted:

I remember the loving Austin School for the Deaf would wreck every other football team's poo poo in high school. I think it was because it was a really well funded school, which is a very typical statistic in determining football victories.

Platystemon posted:

I’ll bet you never heard the end of it.

e: Wasn’t the football huddle invented by a deaf team?

Wasabi the J posted:

I just never understood why we brought the band!

Outrail posted:

*Siren blows*
"Hey! Game over!"
*Siren blows again*
"It's over! Stop playing!"
*Siren blows again*
"Go home! Shoo!"

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!


From the same discussion

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I actually don't know, neither of my parents are deaf, but one of my favorite shirts as a teenager *was* a huge baggy Linkin Park shirt, so :v:

Trig Discipline posted:

Well you were basically their target demo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

AlphaKretin posted:

From the same discussion

Ahahahaha

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable
Goddamn that's good

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Fister Roboto posted:

One Poach Man

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I'll always be a sucker for puns

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Context: several popular and respected TV critics have trashed an upcoming Marvel show, fanboys try and rationalize that their opinions are actually worthless because they talked about things like "characterization" and "subtext".

Rocksicles posted:

Homeslice might have an axe to grind or is professionally angry, i don't know who he is. Sticking to the show reviews would be good, arguing arbitrary politics and theory crafting reasons for drama, no one bats an eyelid when this stuff happens 99% of the time.

Paracaidas posted:

Rocksicles' ideal Iron First review posted:

The show is shot and available for streaming in 4K. The entire season comes out on March 17th. The main character is portrayed by Finn Jones. It is a show about martial arts, and yet the fight scenes are scripted and nobody is actually getting harmed by the action unfolding on screen.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Haha, that's funny. Now would someone please explain what it is that's funny and why.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

funmanguy posted:

Haha, that's funny. Now would someone please explain what it is that's funny and why.

You see, reviews are bad because they are based on opinions, instead of facts. Like that the fact that the show I like is good.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

funmanguy posted:

Haha, that's funny. Now would someone please explain what it is that's funny and why.
People are whining because reviews of a show criticize its characterization, pacing, etc, because those are "subjective" and therefore proof of unprofessional bias[1]. In response, a poster crafts a fake review that presents only objective facts, exaggerated in their simplicity[2].

[1]The first quote
[2]The second quote

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

It reads like the disclaimer that's in every wikipedia article on a wrestling show.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Just wanted to step in here and mention that in high school we played a deaf team and got absolutely crushed (in football).

It's the strangest thing, they huddle, then go to the line - no noise, then suddenly move all at once. Like telepathy. It was the most confusing thing ever because you're waiting for a DOWN, SET, HUT and instead suddenly are getting crushed by a 300lb deaf dude with no warning or indication. It was one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had, to see them all move in perfect unison without any noise / touch, anything.

We lost like 40-15 or something, by far the worst loss we had.

Anyway thats my story tyvm for letting me share

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Guess I'm gonna spend some of the day on "deaf football" YouTube.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

My Lovely Horse posted:

It reads like the disclaimer that's in every wikipedia article on a wrestling show.
If it had included "predetermined outcomes" in the sentence about scripted fight scenes, there'd be no doubt about that. Except for that very weasely and un-wikipedia-y "and yet".

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Samovar posted:

No, no. Ticks are arachnids.

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Facebook Aunt posted:

This just makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried to get oral stimulation from a cat? That's gotta hurt.



Helios Grime posted:

Buy some 600-800 Grit Sandpaper and go hogwild.

Report back

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Your avatar has never been more apt than it is now, Miki.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Dick Trauma gets so much mileage out of his username, it's amazing.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Dick Trauma gets so much mileage out of his username, it's amazing.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
VagDamage would only get :smith: posted at them.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




mods pls

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

steinrokkan posted:

Can a train gently caress a rollercoaster? Asking for a friend



Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

roller coasters are baby trains, you sicko.



Hogo Fogo posted:

You forgot about Aamtrak

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



HEYOOOO

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
goddamn lmao

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Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Holy poo poo

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