p rude posted:

Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me

p rude posted:

Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me

Clark Nova posted:

If he hosed his roommate, the guy might experience a sexual awakening and dump cake-swallower girl.

Nessa posted:

Does he feel the same way about books, TV, movies, art and poetry? Because all of those things are designed to manipulate your feelings.

p rude posted:

Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me

Pvt.Scott posted:

No, and not always with the music. I think it's just when it especially clashes with his current mood.

Elsa posted:

I just keep thinking of this one video where the camera operator is adding his own moans to the noise and then he says, "You hear that grunting? That's how you know she likes it."

Grunting

p rude posted:

Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me

Antivehicular posted:

I think/guess the idea of "hotwife" is that the dude is getting off on the idea of "ohhh, my wife is so hot, she's a sexual force of nature no man can resist, and I can no more tame her than I could tame the wind" instead of "ohhh, I'm such a miserable worm-man that I can't keep my wife from cheating on me constantly, my life is a humiliating agony" or whatever? You're right that it doesn't seem to correlate to actual wife hotness.

Play posted:

A hotwife is a woman who worships the flame, who makes intercourse with the fire god and thus gains powers you puny mortals can hardly imagine.

just clearing that up for yall

Bobby Digital posted:

Bobby Digital posted:

p rude posted:

Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me

food court bailiff posted:

Good username/post combo. Didn't anyone ever teach you about the virtues of sharing?

Gloryhold It! posted:

p rude, you're a prude

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

none of the people in that story are competent enough to pursue a trial even if there was actual grounds for one, which, not really

for variety here's someone who probably should just cut to the chase and gently caress their sibling
I [26/M] discovered my wife [24/F] (of 1.5 years) has a secret tumblr diary

I've always known that she liked going on tumblr but I never got into it myself, but I thought maybe I could scroll through a few posts and see if there was anything I could poke fun at her about, maybe see if she "liked" something that she secretly wanted for her birthday, etc.

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Translation: I was snooping

I had a boyfriend that went through my computer when I was out of town because "he wanted to look at pictures of me and us". Funny how he found things he didn't like buried within obscure folders. Cue me getting a phone call 3am local time in Southeast Asia with him freaking out.

quote:

u/stopsnoopymom
My mother will not stop snooping my room even though it is my room and I pay for mortgage. She is OCD about cleaning but I have told her that she could clean anywhere in the apartment, and I had tried to say it nicely "could you please not go in my room when I am not around" - to no avail. If all she did was cleaning I would've been fine with it, but she also snoops and throws my stuff out without my permission. I have a little box that I keep all the little notes and cards that my girlfriend wrote me, and she threw that away without letting me know!

I have tried arguing and reasoning with her, but nothing worked. We have certainly tried yelling, but that never solves anything. Reddit, I am at my wits end. Also, there isn't something I am hiding from her - doesn't everyone deserve some privacy in their own home??

EDIT: parents have separated since I was 17, so no dad around to keep her crazy down.

tl;dr: Mother will not stop snooping my room when I go to work, and throws my stuff out without asking. Help?

Antivehicular posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS reposted the link a couple of pages ago. Here you go:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=368&perpage=40#post468129668

quote:

1. My boss made me leave a work-related note at the grave of my bereaved coworker’s relative

Three weeks ago one of my coworkers lost a relative. She has been off work on bereavement and family leave. Our boss isn’t happy with her being off for so long. Since it is out of his control and he doesn’t get to approve or deny her leave in this case (the HR department is in charge of that) I have been doing my best to ignore him whenever he complains.

Last week my boss gave me an envelope with my coworker’s on it and told me to leave it at the grave of my coworker’s relative. He said it was a condolence card at first, but I didn’t buy it because our work had already sent a card. When I asked him about it again, he said it was a note with some work-related items only she knows about and he needs answers ASAP and she won’t answer her (personal, not work) phone when he calls her. He gave me directions to the cemetery and everything.

Alison, I hope you don’t judge me for this but I did what he said and brought the envelope to the grave. I don’t know if she has seen it yet. I am horrified and disgusted with this. I am disgusted with myself. My boss threatened my job if I didn’t but it’s still no excuse. I don’t even have a year of work experience not counting internships in college. I was scared of being fired and so I did it. But now I’m disgusted with myself and I don’t know what I should do about this. I imagine telling my boss off or telling his boss but I’m scared to actually do it. I wish I had never delivered the letter but I don’t know what to do next. Any help or tips you or your readers have for me would be so helpful.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

From ask a manger

Ride The Gravitron posted:

From ask a manger

Adam Vegas posted:

Jesus Christ. That is so loving sad

Nothing worse than bosses who don't understand the separation between work and life, especially when it comes to events like that.

Antivehicular posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS reposted the link a couple of pages ago. Here you go:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=368&perpage=40#post468129668

Ride The Gravitron posted:

I was scared of being fired and so I did it. But now I’m disgusted with myself

CannonFodder posted:

I need to scrub my brain for days to get rid of that. Uuuggghhh

tater_salad posted:

It's so awesome how nonchalant he is about leaving the baby at Walmart.
Gets me every time.
Also I got a DUI with a kid in the car (and my wife the psycho over reacting bitch would make a big deal out of it), then another one while I was most likely still waiting trial for the first one.

food court bailiff posted:

"It's the weirdest thing, they say they hate me and they don't want to see me but they seem fine when I drive through their neighborhood and look through their windows!"

Ride The Gravitron posted:

From ask a manger

Khorne posted:

Who the gently caress takes 3 weeks off for a death?

I doubt she's visiting the grave anyway. So that guy can feel fine about what he did, because the letter will be ruined or never found by her.

p rude posted:

Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me

Khorne posted:

Who the gently caress takes 3 weeks off for a death?