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p rude posted:Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me Luddite
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p rude posted:Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me so do we
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Clark Nova posted:If he hosed his roommate, the guy might experience a sexual awakening and dump cake-swallower girl. Only if he fucks him real good. And I'm guessing Ms. cake-swallower sucks a pretty mean dick so he'll really have to pull out all the stops Nessa posted:Does he feel the same way about books, TV, movies, art and poetry? Because all of those things are designed to manipulate your feelings. Reality itself manipulates your feelings. Maybe he should live in a sensory deprivation chamber with a feeding tube and a colostomy bag
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:29 |
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p rude posted:Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me look at this little puss puss, can't even handle a big bull dick all up in his wife smdh
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:38 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:No, and not always with the music. I think it's just when it especially clashes with his current mood.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:41 |
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I just keep thinking of this one video where the camera operator is adding his own moans to the noise and then he says, "You hear that grunting? That's how you know she likes it." Grunting
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Elsa posted:I just keep thinking of this one video where the camera operator is adding his own moans to the noise and then he says, "You hear that grunting? That's how you know she likes it." Girl grunts are cool.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:57 |
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p rude posted:Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me p rude, you're a prude
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Antivehicular posted:I think/guess the idea of "hotwife" is that the dude is getting off on the idea of "ohhh, my wife is so hot, she's a sexual force of nature no man can resist, and I can no more tame her than I could tame the wind" instead of "ohhh, I'm such a miserable worm-man that I can't keep my wife from cheating on me constantly, my life is a humiliating agony" or whatever? You're right that it doesn't seem to correlate to actual wife hotness. You could just have a miserable wife that nobody wants to hump and be content that your baby making instinct won't be challenged and you won't have to flair your tail and hiss.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:02 |
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I had no idea what a "hotwife" was so I looked it up. I guess it's like your ideal night is having your wife enjoy someone else's dick more than yours but it brings you closer together?
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:21 |
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There is already a term for that tho.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:43 |
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A hotwife is a woman who worships the flame, who makes intercourse with the fire god and thus gains powers you puny mortals can hardly imagine. just clearing that up for yall
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Play posted:A hotwife is a woman who worships the flame, who makes intercourse with the fire god and thus gains powers you puny mortals can hardly imagine.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:17 |
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Gross.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:19 |
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would, so long as Jon Snow is cowering in the closet jacking off
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:21 |
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p rude posted:Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me Good username/post combo. Didn't anyone ever teach you about the virtues of sharing?
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food court bailiff posted:Good username/post combo. Didn't anyone ever teach you about the virtues of sharing? Oh. Wow I missed something Gloryhold It! posted:p rude, you're a prude
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 09:07 |
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Lamentations of the Flame Princess is secretly about hotwives.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 09:26 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:none of the people in that story are competent enough to pursue a trial even if there was actual grounds for one, which, not really Translation: I was snooping I had a boyfriend that went through my computer when I was out of town because "he wanted to look at pictures of me and us". Funny how he found things he didn't like buried within obscure folders. Cue me getting a phone call 3am local time in Southeast Asia with him freaking out.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Translation: I was snooping Post your slash fics, you tease. My mom [60F] will not stop snooping my [33M] room even though I co-own the apartment quote:u/stopsnoopymom I love everything about this one.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 12:23 |
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Antivehicular posted:Jeffrey of YOSPOS reposted the link a couple of pages ago. Here you go: Right on man, thanks. Edit: sweet jesus now I see why it's the thread title. olylifter fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Mar 11, 2017 |
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From ask a mangerquote:
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Ride The Gravitron posted:From ask a manger Jesus Christ. That is so loving sad Nothing worse than bosses who don't understand the separation between work and life, especially when it comes to events like that.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:From ask a manger Holy poo poo that is downright ghoulish.
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Adam Vegas posted:Jesus Christ. That is so loving sad "Did you get that thing I sent ya?"
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Antivehicular posted:Jeffrey of YOSPOS reposted the link a couple of pages ago. Here you go: I need to scrub my brain for days to get rid of that. Uuuggghhh
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I was scared of being fired and so I did it. But now I’m disgusted with myself
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CannonFodder posted:I need to scrub my brain for days to get rid of that. Uuuggghhh It's so awesome how nonchalant he is about leaving the baby at Walmart. Gets me every time. Also I got a DUI with a kid in the car (and my wife the psycho over reacting bitch would make a big deal out of it), then another one while I was most likely still waiting trial for the first one.
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tater_salad posted:It's so awesome how nonchalant he is about leaving the baby at Walmart. "It's the weirdest thing, they say they hate me and they don't want to see me but they seem fine when I drive through their neighborhood and look through their windows!"
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:21 |
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food court bailiff posted:"It's the weirdest thing, they say they hate me and they don't want to see me but they seem fine when I drive through their neighborhood and look through their windows!" I know, one time I left a bag of flaming dog poo poo on their steps that said "Love you kids" and they don't even say thanks.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:27 |
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"I was on court ordered monitoring, so I only broke the rules 11 times that month"
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:02 |
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"How can one of my sons hate me and the other be indifferent? Sure, one was like 13 when I left him and his mom and the other was a toddler, but still, I'm their dad!! Help me figure this out! Is it brainwashing?!"
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Ride The Gravitron posted:From ask a manger I doubt she's visiting the grave anyway. So that guy can feel fine about what he did, because the letter will be ruined or never found by her.
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Khorne posted:Who the gently caress takes 3 weeks off for a death? except when the grieving person comes back to work and gets fired for not following up on the note her boss inappropriately sent her, lol if my mom died I'd have a hard time coming back to work after only a week or two and we have had a pretty contentious relationship. If somebody's really close to a family member they may legitimately need time to grieve. If her boss approved the time he shouldn't make assumptions about how she's using it. That's disgusting.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:10 |
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Ask a manger
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:44 |
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p rude posted:Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me too late cuck boy
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:06 |
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Khorne posted:Who the gently caress takes 3 weeks off for a death? someone experiencing the human emotion called "grief"
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 21:13 |
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Just smh if you're not over it by the end of the funeral.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 21:48 |
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smh if you aren't drunk off your rear end during the funeral
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Get back to work, slave. Older slaves die all the time, you can take time off when you do as well.
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