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everyone is down because nothing terrible has happened for a few hours DREDD BALLS
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if somme i still on netflix its a fun documentary to watch with friends bsically getting certified as a sommelier is bullshit and a bunch of dumb bros champ out in front of thier girlfriends shouting, 'Oh gently caress this is TOTALLY southern Nice bordeaux circa 1989 I can totally taste it!" then they go to an ancient and wizened sommeliers home and he servves them thunderbird and they all think it's some southern german blended wine from the mid 90s and it turns out the sommelier test is a giant scam where they try to figure out how many times youre willing to pay $10k to take the test they literally dont even tell you how well you ddid on the test you get an email that says "Pass? Yes? [ ] No? [ ]"
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Mar 11, 2017 10:21
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:You do realize that boot camp is segregated right? Lol Zegerman you don't know poo poo about life in other places. You've probably never left your lovely state yeah boot camp is all rape theory. most of the guys end up taking unpaid rape internships off base
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Mar 11, 2017 10:21
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What the hell is he doing to the awesome new statue or do I want to know?
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Mar 11, 2017 10:26
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It's 4:27am on a Saturday morning. I retire to my bed knowing, in my heart of hearts, that the piss tape is real.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:27
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cumshitter posted:if somme i still on netflix its a fun documentary to watch with friends Had a tasting at the HQ of some big wine company and their head sommelier guy was explaining to us how to taste wine and he got to the "legs" of the wine, which is how much it sticks to the side when you swirl it around, and someone asked him what it means when a wine has one kind of legs vs. another kind of legs and he was just like "I don't know. It's just something to talk about when you're tasting."
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Mar 11, 2017 10:30
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Samurai Sanders posted:What the hell is he doing to the awesome new statue or do I want to know? Humping it of course
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Mar 11, 2017 10:31
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Duscat posted:i fixed the mace layer on my stupid photoshop, at least This tickles me in all the right places.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:40
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the paradigm shift posted:Why is everyone so down tonight anyways? the only terrible things I can find on Twitter are this wow. russian ambassador assassin really gets around
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Mar 11, 2017 10:42
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Big Fat Iguana posted:Get him hooked on keeping fire ants imo I'm the "Fire Ants React to Hillary Clinton (Time Lapse)" video
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Mar 11, 2017 10:42
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PostNouveau posted:Had a tasting at the HQ of some big wine company and their head sommelier guy was explaining to us how to taste wine and he got to the "legs" of the wine, which is how much it sticks to the side when you swirl it around, and someone asked him what it means when a wine has one kind of legs vs. another kind of legs and he was just like "I don't know. It's just something to talk about when you're tasting." the only time i have ever beeen to a restaurant with as ommelier was when iw ent to vegas with my grandpa to help him host an industry convention booth at an industry convention thing. not like im fancy i just know enough to gladhand and get someone to swipe their convention card, which is like capturing someones contact info for future business poo poo we went to the fancy restaurant at the bellagio thats behind the water jets that shoot out water to the tune of sinatra's "luck don't be a oval office tonight" and he gave us all wine recommendations with our main courses. mine was venison and i got something red our appetizer was literally a fancy tater tot. it was delicious but it was basically a tater tot skin fried perfectly so that the potato bisque inside was still liquidy. the whole time i was like "wtf? wtf is this? this is so much pageantry and showmanship for a single loving tater tot i cant even"
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Mar 11, 2017 10:43
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post a jeb or you'll get haunted by a cruz ooze tonight
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Mar 11, 2017 10:46
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That DICK! posted:post a jeb or you'll get haunted by a cruz ooze tonight  you can see his nipples, if you're into that
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Mar 11, 2017 10:49
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That DICK! posted:post a jeb or you'll get haunted by a cruz ooze tonight 
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Mar 11, 2017 10:53
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the paradigm shift posted:Humping it of course
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Mar 11, 2017 10:54
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 just wear glasses with rims your nont foolling anyone dork JEB! 20/20 in 2020
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Mar 11, 2017 10:54
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Give me JEB! OR give me death
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Mar 11, 2017 10:59
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"they always say hindsight is 20:20" says jeb, as he palms his wife's perfect, bootylicious, guac powered rear end in front of the cameras while staring intently at her butt "and thats why ill win in 2020"
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Mar 11, 2017 10:59
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Cumshitter what's the best drug you've done
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PostNouveau posted:Had a tasting at the HQ of some big wine company and their head sommelier guy was explaining to us how to taste wine and he got to the "legs" of the wine, which is how much it sticks to the side when you swirl it around, and someone asked him what it means when a wine has one kind of legs vs. another kind of legs and he was just like "I don't know. It's just something to talk about when you're tasting." wine is bourgeois decadence
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Mar 11, 2017 11:02
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and i must meme posted:wine is bourgeois decadence What if it's in a box?
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Mar 11, 2017 11:02
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Jose posted:Cumshitter what's the best drug you've done quantitatively: LSD. done it 100+ times but i learned everythig i was gonna learn about myself the firsst dozen or so. qualitiatively: shrooms. ive done it 5 times and 4 of them a really cute redhead showed up and i struck out with her. i wasnt looking for shrooms, i just did them and a cute redhead showed up. i faked a seziure once to impress one of them and that was pretty fun but it got me nowhere and also lost me an acquaintance who was apparently not cool with people pretending to foam at the mouth and ruin his party
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Mar 11, 2017 11:04
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and i must meme posted:wine is bordeaux decanterence fixed
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cumshitter posted:quantitatively: LSD. done it 100+ times but i learned everythig i was gonna learn about myself the firsst dozen or so. I've not got the brain for those any more. Did have an interesting 3d interactive trip on a bunch of acid and e when I was 19. I want some opiates
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Mar 11, 2017 11:08
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Jose posted:What if it's in a box? petty-bourgeois
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Nenonen posted:fixed Lol
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cumshitter posted:the only time i have ever beeen to a restaurant with as ommelier was when iw ent to vegas with my grandpa to help him host an industry convention booth at an industry convention thing. not like im fancy i just know enough to gladhand and get someone to swipe their convention card, which is like capturing someones contact info for future business poo poo Man I don't know what the problem is here. I'd go to Vegas for a dope-rear end tator tot
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Jose posted:I've not got the brain for those any more. Did have an interesting 3d interactive trip on a bunch of acid and e when I was 19. I've said it before and I'll say it again gently caress the pills just give me access to a lot of regular ol' opium and I'll smoke it until I look like one of those skeletons in a Chinese opium den
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Mar 11, 2017 11:12
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Jose posted:I've not got the brain for those any more. Did have an interesting 3d interactive trip on a bunch of acid and e when I was 19. opiates are borring even though i havent done a lot a friend let me snort some of his powdered morphine once and it felt great. because its supposed to. but i basically laid on the couch for like 3 hours feeling awesome and struggling to even turn on netflix if a drug is suppposed to make you lie down and ffeel great its not worth doing. like im drunk now nad telling dumb stories thats cool i can see that later if i check my post history. like i can see that i did something. dont do crack because the one time i was trickd into smoking it raw it just made me pass out and it felt great but 10 years down the line i dont remember how good it felt and it feels like time wasted dont smoke crack jose.
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There is a time and a place for drugs and when I'm in the house by myself i just want something nice and relaxing which usually is just booze. Being out all night is what mdma is for. I don't know anyone who could even get crack so i wont smoke it. Being sober for a week has been a strange experience i don't really want to drink any more i want something more relaxing but no hangover or calories
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Jose posted:There is a time and a place for drugs and when I'm in the house by myself i just want something nice and relaxing which usually is just booze. Being out all night is what mdma is for. I don't know anyone who could even get crack so i wont smoke it. The word you're looking for is cannabis
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Mar 11, 2017 11:16
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the paradigm shift posted:The word you're looking for is cannabis It doesn't sit well with my brain
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Jose posted:Cumshitter what's the best drug you've done actual answer: TRUMP!
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Mar 11, 2017 11:20
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Weed gives me massive anxiety and we don't get the medical strains here that are good for it it's just all massive thc which doesn't help
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Mar 11, 2017 11:21
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Jose posted:It doesn't sit well with my brain Sorry man, that just seems like a terrible existence. If you do decide to pop opiates do it safe and keep it very limited. Not too much in one day and never more than a couple of nights in a row. That's the easy road to addiction.
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I don't have access to them so much like crack it won't happen which is certainly a good thing
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Mar 11, 2017 11:27
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Don't do em ya friggin dingus
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Mar 11, 2017 11:27
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weed makes me anxious. maybe crack will be better?
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Jose posted:I don't have access to them so much like crack it won't happen which is certainly a good thing Does the UK not have shifty docs that will provide you with cheap Xanax or Vicodin if you shop around enough?
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