Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I can't remember what the original was from? This thread or the anon confession thread.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's from hilarious old school fyad poster graey alien:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2200257

MF_James posted:

that loving post gets me every time.

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Dunning Krugerrand posted:

Sounds like this guy made a reddit thread.

Elsa posted:

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My [27/M] insistence that my fiancé’s [26/F] sister [22/F] not come to our wedding is causing a lot of drama. Am I wrong?

My soon-to-be SIL “Jill” recently finished college and has been loafing for a while. She has decided that she wants to become a YouTube prankster and make millions of dollars and become a professional spokesperson through her videos. Problem is, she has no talent, no drive and no ability. Her “videos” are crap and have almost no views. Jill felt that scaring & pranking her family would be the ticket and basically drove them nuts. Once they all but told her the next video would result in her being kicked-out, she turned on other people. She escalated to ‘physical pranks’ which is why I don’t want her at my wedding.

A couple of months ago, she came over for brunch. She went to “lay down” while my fiancé and mother made brunch and I took a shower. Little did I know that Jill had bought margarine, buttered the floor and set a camera to catch the mayhem. Well, not knowing to expect a greasy floor, I slipped. I hit my head on the floor, dislocated my left shoulder, cracked a rib, opened a small gash on my head, above my ear, loosened two teeth and bit my tongue. My MIL & fiancé called 9/11, which was spectacular. The firemen & paramedics were cordial but confused, as I lay naked and greasy on a bathroom floor. The police read my sister the riot act downstairs and called her everything from irresponsible to stupid.

Spent my whole Saturday in the ER, but was released and there’s no long-term damage. Except the shame that comes with my MIL, FIL and SIL having seen me naked, coated in margarine while writhing on a floor. My SIL only really offered a half-hearted apology – she explained why the prank failed and why she wouldn’t do it again, and that she regrets what happened.

When we were planning our wedding, I told my fiancé that I wasn’t going to have her present, that I didn’t need someone who acted like that at my wedding and I didn’t want her around. My fiancé is upset that I won’t reconsider, and both my MIL and FIL have spoken to me about this. I told them that until I get a satisfactory apology, I’m not going to budget. I don’t feel that I should have to reconsider having someone who made such a stupid move and won’t even apologize. Am I wrong here?

tl;dr: Future SIL saw a prank video where someone buttered a floor. She did it to me and injured me. I refuse to have her at the wedding until she apologizes and it's causing family drama.

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I've been dating my girlfriend Maggie for two years. I love her with all of my heart and we talk about a future together very often. We have had issues in the past in our relationship - we both have anxiety disorders, she has anger management issues and my family is not accepting of our relationship, which has been a common theme in many of our arguments. Last month, we were stronger in our relationship than ever before. I was planning on moving in May 1st and getting engaged this summer had been a popular item of discussion for us during this time.
Maggie has this best friend Courtney (24F), who I have never seen eye-to-eye with. She has an aggressive personality, does a fair amount of drugs on a daily basis (which she relentlessly pressures Maggie into as well) and doesn't get along with a lot of people and starts a lot of drama. Last month, Courtney and her girlfriend split up, so Courtney has been around Maggie constantly - she slept at Maggie's house 4x last week (in Maggie's bed when she has a finished guest room everyone else stays in) when she lives a 5 min drive away and is always there when I am.
This is not the first time this has happened; Courtney has split up with her girlfriend four times in the span of our relationship, and each time she has done so, she practically camps out at Maggie's place until they get back together, despite having her own apartment. Maggie and I have gotten in countless arguments over this in the past because it has negatively impacted or ruined several planned dates and since Courtney is always there, we get very little alone-time when she is.
I get along with almost anyone and absolutely love all of my girlfriend's other friends. Courtney is one of Maggie's oldest and best friends so I wanted to make an effort with her this time. I offered to my girlfriend that we all meet up and have coffees (my treat), clear the air and start over with a blank slate. Maggie laughed at me and said it was a dumb idea and then told Courtney and they agreed and said everything was fine, so I gave up on that idea.
Last week we had our first real date in months, just out to a restaurant for dinner. It had been our only alone time in over two weeks. Nevertheless, Maggie double-booked with Courtney and asked me to go with them to the town skate park after dinner so they could skateboard on boards they found on Maggie's basement. I said no - it was colder out, dark, we all don't skateboard and it was date night and I didn't want to see Courtney's face for just one night.
After I had offered several solutions (rescheduling, hanging out at one of our places, etc.) and Maggie was still shooting them all down, I snapped and said, "which plans matter the most to you?" That seemed to get her attention. She apologized to me profusely, and dropped me at her place and she went to explain the situation to Courtney.
That's the story I was told by Maggie. Two of my mutual friends have now come forward and told me that they're sick of her lies and sneakiness and that she told them that I had requested we meet up to talk and then bailed when they'd gone out of their way to accommodate me. I was never told that was the plan and would've gladly agreed to it in that case. When I asked Maggie about it, she dodged the question politician-style.
Our friends also told me that the same night, when she'd dropped me at home, she went to Courtney's house and confessed her love for her and planned to come back and tell me this so I'd break up with her.
I also found out she was making up lies about our sex life and telling people she was trying to figure out ways to get me not to move in with her, when she has been asking me to for months.
These lies all stem from the past two weeks. I knew she lied, but I didn't think she was lying about me and trying to make me look bad until I was told this. I don't know what to do, I love her but I'm feeling like enough is enough.
Should I break it off or try to give it another go? Either way I have to confront her about these lies. Can anyone offer any advice with dealing with compulsive liars?
Thanks Reddit! Hope you can help me out with this.
TL;DR; girlfriend of two years spreading slanderous lies about me to all of our friends.

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Can anyone offer any advice with dealing with compulsive liars?

Incoherence posted:

Your comics are so much better than your text posting.

chumbler posted:

I'm not an r/childfree type of person (though likely will never end up having kids) and understand that people who have kids certainly have a rougher time of it, but yeah it's hard to not feel a little bit of resentment when the general atmosphere of American work culture is that not having kids basically means your time doesn't matter and you never have a good excuse to take time off or not be constantly working. That's not to say the culture is on the whole really any friendlier to parents (particularly mothers), but it's still a hard emotion to shake off.

Barudak posted:

Just have some decency and gently caress your sugar daddy. Goddamn kids these days, no respect for their lecherous, lifestyle enabling elders.

La Brea Carpet posted:

IT"S A PRANK FUTURE BRO

MF_James posted:

that loving post gets me every time.

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hey rear end in a top hat i didn’t go to all the trouble of making this Friends RTS mod just so you could spam Joeys at me the entire time

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smashmouth – all star conspicuous by its absence from Dan brown’s new film ‘Avatar’ A Situation I easily remedied w/ my own bOOMBOX+courage

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DEAR BLOG. ME RAPIDLY SHIFTING MY FIGHTING STANCE AS 7 SMART CARS AGGRESSIVELY CIRCLE AROUND ME AT THE DENTIST OFFICE PARKING LOT TODAY

La Brea Carpet posted:

IT"S A PRANK FUTURE BRO

Elsa posted:

Tiny Deer posted:

What, it's NBD, just a little attempted murder between family

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DEAR BLOG. ME RAPIDLY SHIFTING MY FIGHTING STANCE AS 7 SMART CARS AGGRESSIVELY CIRCLE AROUND ME AT THE DENTIST OFFICE PARKING LOT TODAY

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Yeah, the most amazing (actually horrifying) part is dude's future SIL is like "Oh, sucks that my prank didn't proceed as I planned" while totally ignoring that she's lucky to not have murdered him.

many johnnys posted:

I wouldn't call it attempted murder (even if she could have died) but I'd still definitely call it an assault

Das Boo posted:

Conflicted about Elsa in the same way I laugh about a manic friend's antics but also fear them?

La Brea Carpet posted:

IT"S A PRANK FUTURE BRO

54 40 or gently caress posted:

If my sister did this she'd be uninvited full stop and I'd be mighty tempted to recruit members of the wedding party to keep an eye out for her the day of. That guy is lucky he didn't die with such an insane prank. He could've hit his head the wrong way and it would've been curtains.