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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Odors? In my vagina??

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's more likely than you think.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

http://i.imgur.com/GwdduX1.mp4

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Was the idea here to never not have a beer in his right hand?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


If it were a rum and coke I'd say he was trying to be Julian

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


I hope at least the shaving ones are vulva hacks instead.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009





rydiafan has a new favorite as of 18:50 on Mar 14, 2017

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Expected an American Psycho tribute. Very misleading title.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Sunswipe posted:

Expected an American Psycho tribute. Very misleading title.

:vince:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Sunswipe posted:

Expected an American Psycho tribute. Very misleading title.

Jesus Christ.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hey could you refill this for me? Yeah, like pour that one into this oneoshit you idiot now it's running everywhere

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



i accidentally burned the fingerprints off of one of my fingers in high school shop with hot glue

they came back eventually

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Seriously. If you ever felt the need to have a lot of pain sticking to you hot glue is the way to go. Lifehack!

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
Tired of spilling your soda all over the place? Is your soda not foamy enough when you pour it? Just use this simple life hack!

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007




How many Lifehacks can one gif hold

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Because I had a broken hacksaw blade in my tool box I tried the craft knife hacksaw one. I've actually used it a handful of times in the garden, but it's worse than the blade on a multi tool because it's so flexible.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah I couldn't see that actually working well unless you had a lot of practice with it, which is kind of the opposite point of a lifehack, isn't it?

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

cakesmith handyman posted:

Because I had a broken hacksaw blade in my tool box I tried the craft knife hacksaw one. I've actually used it a handful of times in the garden, but it's worse than the blade on a multi tool because it's so flexible.

If you make it a pull-cut saw rather than push-cut, it doesn't matter if it's thin! :eng101:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

blunt for century posted:

If you make it a pull-cut saw rather than push-cut, it doesn't matter if it's thin! :eng101:

It does when the cut is shallow, which is all the time for a tool like that. For a big job, you’d have a better tool at hand.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Me I'm looking for any old excuse to pull out the chainsaw.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

A horse corpse surely weighs much more than 90kg... that trebuchet must be closer than 300m.

Just keep your horse corpses chopped up into convenient 90kg chunks.
#LifeHack

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Platystemon posted:

It does when the cut is shallow, which is all the time for a tool like that. For a big job, you’d have a better tool at hand.

For bigger jobs I pull out the battery sabre saw, which hacks but I haven't tried it on life yet.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

someone awful. posted:



How many Lifehacks can one gif hold

the cutting board one seems like agreat way to eat a ton of little pieces of sheared off aluminum

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


That orange isn't peeled.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Kwyndig posted:

That orange isn't peeled.

It looks appealing to me I have sex with oranges

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Bogan King posted:

It looks appealing to me I have sex with oranges

Wait until you see this lifehack with a grapefruit. :NSFW:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Dienes posted:

Wait until you see this lifehack with a grapefruit. :NSFW:

Angel posted:

Now ladies remember - grapefruit is also a fat burner so you're actually losing weight while you sucking his dick.

I'd forgotten about this one. Was more thinking of that body builder dude who had hosed a grapefruit for steroid money.

While trying to find that I did find a cosmo article on someone who tried this

Cosmo posted:

After that I tried to do as Auntie Angel told me and suck his shaft (worst word) while simultaneously working that grapefruit up and down and mimicking the sound of a 1950s vacuum cleaner. It was not easy. My hand was tired, my arm was tired, my boyfriend was laughing ("I never want to hear that noise ever again"), and I gave up after 10 minutes of trying to suck a tart dong to Iggy rapping, "Who dat, who dat" (a hero's effort!). Then we just had regular sex to completion, so that was good, I guess? Wonderfully, my vagina didn't sting from the grapefruit juice, as I thought it might.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


"i think i just died"??? what a ringing endorsement

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind



wrong outfit for shoplifting smdh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Who steals bananas?

smh

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Platystemon posted:

Who steals bananas?

smh

people who dont want to pay for them, cant you read the lifehack

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Lifehack: steal small, valuable items to maximise reward:risk.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Platystemon posted:

Who steals bananas?

smh

loving Yigas, that's who.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:



wrong outfit for shoplifting smdh

Lifehack: when you get caught pretend to be a performance artist.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Runcible Cat posted:

Lifehack: when you get caught pretend IT'S A PRANK IT'S A PRANK

fixed

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


You know, if I were in charge I'd make it legal to punch people right in the face if they were recording you without permission and being a jackass.

So I guess the Lifehack there would be act like a civil human being if you don't want to get punched.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:



wrong outfit for shoplifting smdh

My nigga have you ever lifted a whole cart of groceries including the cart cause dat Precisely the threads for the occasion my nigga

E: like paul blart aint gonna gently caress with no ninja thats for sure

E2: currently picturing a 300lb ninja dastardly waddling off with a weeks worth of da dew

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