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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


:aaa:

that guy owns

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice



added to \gifs\TrueHeroes\

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




PleasingFungus posted:

must optimize gaming experience. no time for having fun driving around with a space tank jetpack car... must increase numbers as fast as possible!
space tank jetpack car with poor handling, clunky controls, sloppy physics, and no goal and purpose to speak of. literally waste of time in the least enjoyable way possible.

it was fun only if you've never played a car game or, heck, even just gta

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

cinci zoo sniper posted:

space tank jetpack car with poor handling, clunky controls, sloppy physics, and no goal and purpose to speak of. literally waste of time in the least enjoyable way possible.

it was fun only if you've never played a car game or, heck, even just gta

name a single superior jet pack space tank game

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




DrPossum posted:

name a single superior jet pack space tank game
modded gta

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

bump_fn posted:

heres the only good thing to come out of mass effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
yo whoever said smbc wasn't funny is dumb because

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

someone mod in a mako into gta v and we'll call that our common ground

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




DrPossum posted:

someone mod in a mako into gta v and we'll call that our common ground

burning swine
May 26, 2004



cinci zoo sniper posted:

space tank jetpack car with poor handling, clunky controls, sloppy physics, and no goal and purpose to speak of. literally waste of time in the least enjoyable way possible.

it was fun only if you've never played a car game or, heck, even just gta

I've heard the mako handling on the original console (360?) release was miserable and impossible. I only played it on the pc and it was fine

confirm/deny

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i played it on 360 and it was fine

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i played it on pc and it was miserable

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

there was a level where you were tooling along in the Mako on a big broken-down skyway in a future city and it was one of the bits of ME1 that felt like it had some actual scale.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




the only game in recent memory with vehicle handling that bad is wildlands

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Kenny Logins posted:

counterpoint: dragon age 3

inquisition is pretty good tho

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




theflyingorc posted:

inquisition is pretty good tho
:eyepop:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

cinci zoo sniper posted:

the only game in recent memory with vehicle handling that bad is riding horses in skyrim

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




jokes on you, skyrim horses handled considerably better than cars in wildlands beta

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Salt Fish posted:

If you're playing the third game in a series then space games suck fantasy games rule consider:

Bad:
Star Control 3
Mass effect 3

Good:
Dark Souls 3
Witcher 3


There are probably even more examples.

Dark Souls 3 sucked
Bloodborne and Dark Souls 2 for eva

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sapozhnik posted:

Dark Souls 3 sucked
Bloodborne and Dark Souls 2 for eva
no trolling in yospos

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

i played it and i didn't read a single person's opinions on it and i had a very fun time with it

i had no idea i was supposed to think it was bad but i don't even know what people would hate about it

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
jraph please bring back the video jame containment thread ty

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Antlerhill posted:

jraph please bring back the video jame containment thread ty


cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




theflyingorc posted:

i played it and i didn't read a single person's opinions on it and i had a very fun time with it

i had no idea i was supposed to think it was bad but i don't even know what people would hate about it
i havent played it at all, just surprised since i thought the game had an overwhelmingly negative consensus

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




remembered another jetpack tank game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nteDP62uWcw

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyjxCP_eOko

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

but i have special thighs


walk to me

walk to me with your special thighs

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


https://twitter.com/adequateGF/status/841114082233241600

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Marketing execs are loving aliens. Who the gently caress says "I love you teen son"?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Like the cone heads said that poo poo.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

cinci zoo sniper posted:

space tank jetpack car with poor handling, clunky controls, sloppy physics, and no goal and purpose to speak of. literally waste of time in the least enjoyable way possible.

it was fun only if you've never played a car game or, heck, even just gta

the mako drives like rocket league, a game that isn't at all popular or enjoyable.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

TontoCorazon posted:

Marketing execs are loving aliens. Who the gently caress says "I love you teen son"?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/353894652568535040

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Moist von Lipwig posted:

the mako drives like rocket league, a game that isn't at all popular or enjoyable.
mako does neither control nor drive that well, you should pull your head out of your rear end

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Moist von Lipwig posted:

the mako drives like rocket league, a game that isn't at all popular or enjoyable.

what

no it doesn't

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
this is pictures thread not 5 pages of bideo games for children chat

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


i love my dead teen gamer son

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Sapozhnik posted:

bring back the games containment thread so i can post in it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

brb posting this in TGRS

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
wait there was another mass effect 3 youtube that was like the main dude arguing with one of the giant alien squid spaceship robots? or something?? i cant find it

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

huh, rust cohle's life is a lot less exciting then i thought

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