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Another thing: if I was looking at my phone in class, and answered a question correctly most professors that I know would probably say, "Yeah, great. Still put your drat phone away." Nobody cares if you know the answer if you're distracting the class. This is the worst snipe.
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Also this, don't know how to do the multi-part. http://imgur.com/a/Yi4Tt edit 2: Yngwie Mangosteen has a new favorite as of 17:44 on Mar 22, 2017 |
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I once fell asleep during fire control class and then I woke up because the teacher asked me something and I answered "200" and everyone looked at me funny and I got to stand up for the rest of the class. I still have no idea what had been asked. Well that was my class story god bless.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:36 |
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did you ever learn how to control fire
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:47 |
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Zelder posted:did you ever learn how to control fire Well we sunk the target raft. You're not supposed to hit the target raft because everything has been set up so that shots aimed directly at the raft all land a good deal behind it because they cost a lot of money. tl;dr: Not really.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:50 |
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I'm having trouble picturing this. Is the kid standing on top of it with his back to the wall? is he standing on the lower rim facing forward? Is this some other design like a trough that she's describing incorrectly?
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:34 |
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Captain Monkey posted:
LOL, thing is, even if this happened, you still got called a fat gently caress
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:35 |
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ReidRansom posted:I'm having trouble picturing this. Is the kid standing on top of it with his back to the wall? is he standing on the lower rim facing forward? Is this some other design like a trough that she's describing incorrectly?
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:53 |
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The duck thing is real though? Unless that's
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:54 |
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hogmartin posted:The duck thing is real though? Unless that's
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:10 |
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Baron von der Loon posted:It's the last post that I'm pretty skeptical about, taking a nice little fact and turning it into a zany adventure. Oh, yeah. I just figured it was someone having some fun with the story, not that they were claiming that it's a thing that actually happened. For whatever reason, I thought rubber-duck debugging was what was being hilighted as a thing that doesn't happen. Maybe I should explain it to a duck first.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:15 |
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The duck makes sense. Some dude posting for upvotes about a zany time they arranged a duck congress to get an answer is dumb and silly.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:21 |
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i remember seeing that before, but have completely forgotten the story. Anyway, what I was imagining is this
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:29 |
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"Fell asleep in the library. Found this on my desk when I woke up."
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:26 |
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Half of Silicon Valley.jpg
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:33 |
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Fathis Munk posted:*"keikaku" means plan. No, it means "here birdy, birdy". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-oslkfnfWs
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 04:30 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Also this, don't know how to do the multi-part. Gotta link each image separately.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 10:28 |
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lmao
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 12:19 |
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The classic.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 15:22 |
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ahh the classic "lean into being a total dipshit" tactic
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 15:32 |
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Dude, that is NOT trolling. That is "loving with someone's food" or, charitably, pranking.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 16:50 |
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Samizdata posted:Dude, that is NOT trolling. That is "loving with someone's food" or, charitably, pranking. Very charitable then. A good prank leaves a person feeling relieved. A lovely prank leaves them a victim. For example I saw this show here they were renovating a speed boat. Very expensive with custom artwork for the paint job. One of the guys took a screw and clipped the head off and then he glued the tip to the outside of the boat. Making it look like he had driven the screw through the fiberglass hull from the inside by accident. That was a good prank because it gave the impression of something terrifying but things turned out to be fine. No harm done. A bad prank is ruining peoples food or things.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 23:36 |
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Catberry posted:Very charitable then. A good prank leaves a person feeling relieved. A lovely prank leaves them a victim. What if they're really fat and could stand to lose some weight?
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:48 |
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:57 |
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'Opened their eyes at the color thing'? what? Are they trying to imply racism is over
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:44 |
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Tired Moritz posted:'Opened their eyes at the color thing'? what? No, that reverse racism is real.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:45 |
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Bogan King posted:What if they're really fat and could stand to lose some weight? Then you take off your belt and whip them between the eyes with it. Chase them around the room and keep whipping until they're skinny. That' what a friend would do.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 06:32 |
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This made me want to eat poison and die.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 09:37 |
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Bogan King posted:No, that reverse racism is real. Also that they are tirelessly working at ending it, because that's just who they are
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 10:00 |
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Fuckin' lol at the idea that young black men are not aware of this whole "race" concept
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 10:02 |
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Catberry posted:Then you take off your belt and whip them between the eyes with it. That's a fuckin' skinny belt you got there, what's your New Wave band called
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 11:40 |
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He's one of the good ones.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 12:49 |
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trickybiscuits posted:This made me want to eat poison and die. No, that's how they win. Feed poison to them instead, thanks
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 15:49 |
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Momquote:This troper, who has long (I'm talking since the second grade) been Team Mom to her group of friends, to the point that many of them call her "Mom", once slapped a bully across the face for pushing a friend into a wall and informed said bully that she would not lay a finger on any of this troper's friends again or there would be dire and physical repercussions. It worked. She has also persistently and threateningly gone after any and all high school jerk jocks dumb enough to harass the geeks and gay kids this troper surrounds herself with, once going so far as to tell a guy from the wrestling team that if he wanted someone to pick on he could beat this troper up and leave her friends alone. Now if only this troper could figure out how to stand up for herself... Gum quote:This Troper's mother fits this trope. I never told her about classmates and teachers bullying me when I was in elementary, so, she couldn't do anything. When she later found out about it, she was not happy. In seventh grade, some boys verbally sexually harassed me and the teacher refused to do anything about. She went up to the school, got the teacher put on academic probation, made certain I would never be placed in a group with those three boys again, and had a teacher checking in on me every day during that class. She also made sure they knew what would happen if my grade happened to drop because of her visit. Next year, a teacher threatened to kill me if I got gum on her carpet. My mother called her, and the next day the teacher apologised to me, citing that she was wrong to do so. In high school, most of the counselors were incompetent, refusing to help me when I needed. My mother frequently told them off. Choir quote:This troper's choir, upon hearing that our instructor's husband had been abusing her for the past few months, turned into son-and-daughter-bears. Said rear end-munch hubby showed up to our next concert and found himself face to face with twenty-five very angry music geeks. Especially the alto section leader who usually wouldn't hurt a fly but wanted to kill this guy with her bare hands, the 6-foot, 230-pound tenor who actually calls our instructor "Mom", and the chem major who threatened him with a few very novel uses of chromic acid. Kilt quote:This troper has two Utilikilt and one formal kilt-he regularly wears the Utilikilt to school and church and the formal kilt to parties and special events. He's been told that he "has the legs for it," whatever that means. Cantor quote:ThisTroper regularly challenges dress codes at the places that he works by wearing a kilt in after checking that it's technically allowed (which it is in most places). He also became mildly infamous as "that guy with long hair and a kilt" at his church. He used to cantor with one on at his old church, but has not gotten around to doing so at the current one. These are from 'Manic Pixie Dream Girl': quote:This troper's mother filled this trope to a T when she met his father. She was a wild city girl/petty thief working as a third-shift waitress while he was an uptight security guard who would go to her diner for coffee before the start of his shift. She moved in with him after their first night together, and over time taught him how to dance and made over his image (is it still "petty" theft if she's making off with Armani suits?). He in turn gave her grounding and stability. They're still together 30 years later and balanced out a bit, though she's still the crazy one by far. Intrigued quote:A lot of guys seem to think this troper is one of these; she's a geeky/artsy Cloudcuckoolander who, in her own words, likes to make life more interesting, occasionally decides to speak in iambic pentameter and has no trouble striking up conversations with strangers such as (in the comics section of the bookstore) "You know, I had a dream last night that Batman and Robin and Batgirl and all of their friends wanted to have a slumber party at my house. It was odd." Reactions range from "freaked out" to "intrigued," with increasing amounts of the latter as troper has left her teenage years behind. The problem comes from the part of the trope that dictates that the MPDG is essentially a shallow plot device to make the guy's life better; this troper definitely has her own thoughts, feelings, needs, and neuroses. Several guys, upon discovering this, have suddenly no longer been interested. Luckily, this troper has discovered that there are love interests who will treat her as a human being, not just someone to fulfill their wishes. Lawful quote:Two cases. This troper's sister is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. And Lawful Good. No, I don't know how. Thank the goddess for the Lawful half as well; means she's grounded enough where it counts to not end up dating someone I'd have to shoot. Further, this otherwise Chaotic Good troper also had a very, very bad experience with one of these in High School... Chaotic Stupid with healthy doses of What The Hell Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Dumb quote:This Troper needed one of these. At his school were many people who tried to retain an MPDG image, but just came off as loud, annoying, and dumb. Then, I finally found mine, who immediately decided without my consent (not that I wouldn't have given it to her), my official best friend after I helped her in the library once. The only regret I had was not working up the guts to ask her out before she moved.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 03:14 |
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Highschool is bad
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:10 |
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I read everyone of those stupid things in BootsRaingears voice.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:48 |
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omnibobb posted:I read everyone of those stupid things in BootsRaingears voice. Heck same
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 15:59 |
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From the retail thread in BFC:grimcreaper posted:So, today began as any other Saturday.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 16:38 |
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Commander Quack posted:From the retail thread in BFC: A strawman of a strawman defeated by someone who unironically uses "snowflake" to describe people, and not even defeated by the writer. All topped off by an accidental implication that the writer has no idea how humans interact. Exquisite
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