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i'm the alternative line of nut spreads produced specifically by and for ed balls
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one of my grandmas freiends was this 90+ year old chinese woman who as soon as she learned i worked in anything even tangential to investments grabbed my arm with the strength of a bodybuilder and pulled me in close like she was gonna kiss me and asked me a buch of questions i didn tknow the answer to. like she knew way more than id id "Gosh, I wish I could help you. All I can do is at least point you in the right direction. Why do you want to know?" "Only thing I miss when I die is stahk mahket!!" her husband was like 5 feet away
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Martout posted:lol paul ryan
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i don't think paul ryan is in it with the Russians cause hes too loving dumb to not be caught already
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Solarin posted:this is as much as I know atm mr fuckin meatball on the bottom center there is as soulless and worthy of derision of kellyanne btw, he just got less time on camera
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Lastgirl posted:Skywalker midichlorian eyelash game stronk doe eyed luke makes me laugh every time my nomination for fav. is the story where the bartender in mos eisley distills greedos corpse into whiskey
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Samurai Sanders posted:Who becomes the speaker if Ryan is kicked off? i recommend david valadao for his recent incredible success
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Samurai Sanders posted:Who becomes the speaker if Ryan is kicked off? good question
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Just lmao if you haven't read ted Chiang's exhalation. Its a short story my guy. go read it I couldn't get through starship troopers It was like the forever war except with none of the introspection. A book by a military worshipper who was never actually in the armed forces iirc
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cumshitter posted:one of my grandmas freiends was this 90+ year old chinese woman who as soon as she learned i worked in anything even tangential to investments grabbed my arm with the strength of a bodybuilder and pulled me in close like she was gonna kiss me and asked me a buch of questions i didn tknow the answer to. like she knew way more than id id gambling! it's a helluva drug!
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Rushi posted:i don't think paul ryan is in it with the Russians cause hes too loving dumb to not be caught already yeah paul ryan isnt compromised, he just lusts for the death of poors
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If ur a dude and want to get unsettled you should read The Matter of Seggri by Ursula K LeGuin also a short story
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https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/841649431510470656
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Lastgirl posted:y is maga abe inside the O-zone tho the T spot
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Squizzle posted:"They're made out of meat." the coolest thing about this was how the cash cab guy was in it
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quadrophrenic posted:you absolutely do not
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fart of the deal
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Samurai Sanders posted:Who becomes the speaker if Ryan is kicked off? Vaping Congressman is the only answer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_D._Hunter quote:In February 2016, Hunter puffed on an electronic cigarette during a committee hearing, to dramatize his opposition to a proposed federal ban on such "vaping" on airplanes; however, his colleagues on the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee approved the ban.
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My Linux Rig posted:Become a striper Someday I'm gonna be a big fish, too. Just one windfall away hmmm what's that bait on a hook over
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punchymcpunch posted:notice its a white O ye ahm thinkn tae unbind paul frm es mortal coil Jazerus posted:the bartender in mos eisley distills greedos corpse into whiskey well fk i cannae turn doon greedo bevvy, mibbe pure, mibbe shite
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Solarin posted:this is as much as I know atm more news?! today?! trump saga never vacations, even while trump does!
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MariusLecter posted:Can't make an comprehensive list to wow you all with how well read I am but I posted recently in another thread about Is that a photoshop
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My Linux Rig posted:Become a striper i volunteer as a candystriper and frankly i think i look pretty good
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Lastgirl posted:ye ahm thinkn tae unbind paul frm es mortal coil Qeedo, shots first. followed by beer, and you are in the clear. Qeedo shots second, and you just hosed up lucas. you hosed up. just admit you hosed up.
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Is that a photoshop lol
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Is that a photoshop lmao
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Is that a photoshop no, trump recently learned that lincoln was a republican and he wants to inform the rest of the world because, as I'm sure you know, hardly anyone is aware of it
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Scent of Worf posted:I couldn't get through starship troopers there's a lot of really interesting stuff in there (most of which was almost certainly not intentional) once you assume an unreliable narrator in that hes an idiot who doesnt know or understand most of what's happening but
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cnn is just a permanent neverending grid of anchors and pundits now don lemon for the block pls
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I did a thing posted:
this is my congressman! he is currently being investigated by the feds for spending campaign money on steam games
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Scent of Worf posted:Just lmao if you haven't read ted Chiang's exhalation. Its a short story my guy. go read it Nah, Heinlein was a loon, but he was a senior Navy officer loon.
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Martout posted:lol paul ryan it's time to selfquote, yeah I've had that much wine! I would armwrestle him. straight up. he probably does no functional strength i mean lol look at him legs and i would humiliate him and it would be a good day - for me - but for him? nope, it wouldn't be nearly as bad as when he hosed this up. it makes me so happy that paul ryan got hosed hahaha like i rarely get this happy when someone fails at something but this is just fantastic lmebo
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Is that a photoshop
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Is that a photoshop Is that a photoshop
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quadrophrenic posted:this is my congressman! i think he was given that seat by his daddy too
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my mildly autistic friend is stopping by tonight and a few weeks back he brought over a pool game (pure pool, it's really good and cheap) because i overpaid him for a 6 pack of miller lite. my plan tonight is to get him out to an actual pool hall. preferably early so its not crowded and hes not self conscious. like i probably suck at pool as much as he does and its not like other people watch you play i know he likes pool but hes resistant to the idea of actually going out and playing it but im going to try and gently shove him into the idea
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Donkwich posted:i think he was given that seat by his daddy too he is actually a failson, not just a meme failson
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Heinlein wanted desperately for his society ruled by a benevolent military that NEVER oversteps its bounds and you only get to participate by taking up arms to work. The 2nd half of the book basically handwaves away all of history by saying, "and isn't it weird how they don't abuse this and become supreme overlords? Anyway, moving on" First half is a fun romp, 2nd half is self-insert rambling
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question everything everything
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