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Bubblyblubber posted:Lactose intolerance story is even more "why???" since there are literally magic pills that you take before eating that'll just erase the lactose from your food. And then you can eat a whole wheel of cheese and not explode into nerve gas, why won't you take the pills? WHY??? There needs to be some sort of Dick Police that confiscates your dick until you learn to wash properly. Like, you gotta go take a course and get certified and then you get your dick back.
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Batterypowered7 posted:There needs to be some sort of Dick Police that confiscates your dick until you learn to wash properly. Like, you gotta go take a course and get certified and then you get your dick back. The dick police got to me at birth with steely knives.
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Pvt.Scott posted:The dick police got to me at birth with steely knives. just cant kill the beast
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Me (34f) with my dad's extended family (30s - 70s). It's like they refuse to acknowledge I am actually married. At 26, I was in a long term committed relationship with a practicing Wiccan and we became handfasted. My understanding was that handfasting is the same as marriage,
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 19:13 |
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Here's a guy who sucks How do I [33f] explain to my husband [36m] (married 9 years), that I don't have post partum depression, and that he's just being a tool?Relationships quote:Tl;dr- I had a daughter 5 months ago, and every time I make a request of my husband, disagree with him, have a long day that leaves me drained, or get annoyed with him or my three year old, he asks if ”I should have stopped taking my meds so soon” or some other comment that implies that I'm struggling with ppd, when in fact dealing with negating feelings is just a part of life. This is starting to make me irate. How can I convey to him that my biggest problem is the rear end in a top hat that I married, not a mental disorder?
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gentle pete posted:Me (34f) with my dad's extended family (30s - 70s). It's like they refuse to acknowledge I am actually married. lol I once dated a woman who was 'handfasted'. She told me on our third date that she was technically married and that she would have to go and deal with that before she was willing to get serious with me. I figured it was just a really stupid way of saying she didn't want to see me anymore, but then she spent weeks texting me (ignored) that she really liked me but seriously had to go and do some stupid ritual (handparting, I think?). And then a text saying I was a monster for not respecting her beliefs, before I blocked her.
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Quote-Unquote posted:lol ahaha
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Why the gently caress, if that was your experience with kid #1, would you think that doubling down with kid #2 is a good plan? Your husband was a complete rear end in a top hat and your brain broke.
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gentle pete posted:Me (34f) with my dad's extended family (30s - 70s). It's like they refuse to acknowledge I am actually married. I guess it could be a part of a wedding ritual. But it doesn't really count unless you got a marriage certificate from the state.
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Wiccan ritual, you said? My [31F] BF [34 M] of two years wants to attend his ex's conception party (NSFW-ish?) quote:u/conceptualthrow
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:28 |
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Whats berth el pup in celtic?
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:36 |
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blackmet posted:I guess it could be a part of a wedding ritual. But it doesn't really count unless you got a marriage certificate from the state. If a person is recognized by X religion as having the authority to perform a wedding (or equivalent) they can fill out the certificate after the ceremony; you absolutely can have your marriage certificate signed by your Wiccan priest or whatever. However it sounds like she didn't bother going through with that so it holds about at much legal standing as those FLDS polygamous marriages. Bubblyblubber posted:Wiccan ritual, you said? This sounds like an excuse for a bunch of dudes to gently caress her so that she'll get knocked up by one of them. Ben's gonna end up part of a class action paternity suit or some poo poo.
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Can't decide on who's the biggest dweeb, the teenager doing ~~~ forbidden blood magiks ~~~ or the grown up afraid of it. Me [23M] with my gf's brother [16M], who performs Satanic/Wiccan rituals on me quote:u/throwawaysatanistq
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Bubblyblubber posted:Can't decide on who's the biggest dweeb, the teenager doing ~~~ forbidden blood magiks ~~~ or the grown up afraid of it. the latter, this kid is a hero who's successfully figured out how to leverage being a sulky goth teen to gently caress with people in 2017 A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:Here's a doozy, especially the update post. That is one hell of a story and fit for this thread, it has me confused, excited, sad and mildly aroused.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:49 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:lol Look at this handfastless virgin, everybody.
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Barudak posted:Whats berth el pup in celtic? Erin go cuck?
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Bubblyblubber posted:Can't decide on who's the biggest dweeb, the teenager doing ~~~ forbidden blood magiks ~~~ or the grown up afraid of it.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Look at this handfastless virgin, everybody. It's me, I'm inhandfastcel. For the record: no, she wasn't actually married. She had a 'handfasting' ceremony with her best friend, who was also a woman, and she decided that this made her bisexual. Note that she had never had any sexual experience or attraction to any woman (according to her), just that she had 'married' a woman therefore she must be bi. So yes you see why we only went out three times.
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"Only"?
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areyoucontagious posted:Why the gently caress, if that was your experience with kid #1, would you think that doubling down with kid #2 is a good plan? Your husband was a complete rear end in a top hat and your brain broke. "We had a really lovely time adapting to having one child so a second was a brilliant idea!"
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blackmet posted:I guess it could be a part of a wedding ritual. But it doesn't really count unless you got a marriage certificate from the state. Common-law doesn't count?
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Subjunctive posted:Common-law doesn't count? Not every state recognizes common-law marriages, much less deeply stupid ones.
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When I worked at Walgreens, my coworker told me that as a wiccan priest, he could perform a ritual that would turn me gay and make me want him. Maybe her brother is just mad his gay love rituals aren't working.
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Barudak posted:Not every state recognizes common-law marriages, much less deeply stupid ones. Sure. Is your point that common law marriages that are recognized by a state aren't legitimate because they don't have paperwork?
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Bubblyblubber posted:Can't decide on who's the biggest dweeb, the teenager doing ~~~ forbidden blood magiks ~~~ or the grown up afraid of it. Is this kid Orin from Parks and Rec
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Subjunctive posted:Sure. Is your point that common law marriages that are recognized by a state aren't legitimate because they don't have paperwork? I'm saying not every state has a legal concept of common-law marriage so from a purely technical standpoint, which I assume his family is hiding behind to avoid stating their outright dislike/disbelief in his new religious practices, they may well be correct. Also, someone please describe to me a handfasting ceremony because right now all I can imagine is trying to make your hands not eat.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:05 |
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Fast like fasten - tie together tightly. Not fast like breakfast, eating after a period of not eating.
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Barudak posted:I'm saying not every state has a legal concept of common-law marriage so from a purely technical standpoint, which I assume his family is hiding behind to avoid stating their outright dislike/disbelief in his new religious practices, they may well be correct. You tie the partners' hands together with some kind of knot while standing in a dewy meadow. I think.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:19 |
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kinky
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:37 |
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The knotted cord, like rings, symbolically join the two lovers as one new whole.
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Pvt.Scott posted:The knotted cord, like rings, symbolically join the two lovers as one new whole. wow that's so, like, deep you know
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pidan posted:You tie the partners' hands together with some kind of knot while standing in a dewy meadow. I think. I had poly friends that did a handfasting once - its pretty much this except they jump over a broom and a sword at the end of tying their hands together.
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Play posted:wow that's so, like, deep you know Looking closely at most modern wedding ceremonies will leave you wanting for philosophical richness. The ring exchange part may be the worst.
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Dienes posted:poly friends that did a handfasting once that sounds about right yeah
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Play posted:wow that's so, like, deep you know I'm not the one who came up with the bullshit. At least the cord brings in the idea that the knot wouldn't be possible without both parties and that they were part of the same cord all along. See the ouroboros, the silver cord, and the ring finger for further meaning. This is also literally where "tying the knot," comes from. Hardly Wiccan exclusive.
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I'm getting married and we're doing a handfasting thing as well as swapping rings. It's no more or less dumb than any other bit of symbolism. Doing it by itself and claiming that means you're now gay is dumb as hell.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:39 |
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* has orgy full of hott dudes cumming all over eachother, deepthroatin * "it aint gay if the hands aint tied"
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Bubblyblubber posted:
Clean privilege is never being turned down for oral sex because you haven’t washed away the protective, lubricative, natural oils beneath your foreskin that are supposed to facilitate sex in the first place (smegma). Clean privilege is being considered more sexually desirable even when you have horribly disfigured genitals. 56% of American males undergo genital mutilation at birth for supposed ‘hygiene’ reasons, as it removes the 'need’ to wash. Our society is so obsessed with unnecessary cleanliness that we actually take a knife to our baby boy’s little winkles to achieve it. Tags: clean privilege privilege circumcision male genital mutilation sex and love trigger warning child abuse
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Benagain posted:I'm getting married and we're doing a handfasting thing as well as swapping rings. It's no more or less dumb than any other bit of symbolism. Add the Klingon wedding rituals as well.
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