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Domattee: Mar 5, 2012

Tumble posted:

I hope the NYT runs a story on this contraption.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:05

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:37

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Tumble posted:

Ffffffck how do I save this on an iPad {non android}?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:13

Partycat: Oct 25, 2004

thathonkey posted:

also i like how there's two outlets in trump's mind one called Fake News (capitalized like any proper noun or company should be) and another called Fox News

Conflating them with Faux News, of course.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:17

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Burt Sexual posted:

Ffffffck how do I save this on an iPad {non android}?

Its not possible you really should have gotten an android iPad

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:29

HAM ON THE BONE: Aug 22, 2009; Pillbug

Dial-a-Dog posted:

That's exactly what this guy said
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/politics/trump-climate-change-executive-order/

That guy's in charge of a climate change PAC, so he's not exactly unbiased, but it's easy to see how working on upgrading to a cleaner energy infrastructure would provide more jobs than propping up some filthy old coal plants for a few years will

Lol that we literally elected a fuckin Captain Planet villain. And the planeteers cant even combine their powers cause Ma-Ti is being held by ICE agents at the border.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:31

Scary!: Oct 22, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/burnedyourtweet/status/846858076800077824

Here's the twitter account of the robot lol

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:34

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Lodin posted:

Saw a lol from 2006 in my twatter feed.

"Keep your eye on the ball" is advice for hitters Donald, not pitchers lmbo

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:37

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

I bet that's his O face

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:39

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

haljordan posted:

I bet that's his O face

One in the stink

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:44

Fanatic: Mar 9, 2006

Jose posted:

Can someone explain what's happening in the 3rd frame? idgi :eng99:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:01

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

In the original version a dude was relating a story of a time he was at a restaurant or something and had to piss and poop very badly at the same time, such that he failed to reach the bathroom and wound up going in the hallway. Its not the best drawn thing though so it looks like he's floating in the ceiling above the bathroom

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:03

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Tumble posted:

Please tell me that is set up to automatically do that with every D Jennifer Trump tweet as it appears.

[EDIT]: Well that'll teach me not to zone out while drunk posting.

Clitch fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Mar 29, 2017

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:04

Solvalou: Aug 31, 2001

Mr Havafap posted:

Or he's that kid that keeps changing the rules of the game so he can win, because if not he's gonna go home and take the ball with him. And when the other kids have had enough he cries foul because they're so mean.

I saw a clip comparing Obama (class!) with Trunp (no class!), pretty meh save for one scene: day after election the incumbent receives the newly elected president at the WH.
Okay, Obama gets out of the car, waits for Michelle and arm in arm they climb the stairs where the Bushes are waiting, and hands over the gift. And then they all shake hands, pretty standard stuff.

Trumq on the other hand gets out of the car, immediately climbs the stairs and grabs Obamas hands and start yammering while the camera awkwardly swings back to Melania making her way around the car, climbing the stairs alone and sheepishly handing over the gift to Michelle.

I'm starting to think that Tromp (potus, lol) is actually a bit of an oaf.
There, I said it!

I mean, the only time I've seen a man so eager was in Frankfurt, we were waiting in the lobby when out of a cab bursts a small man who starts scurrying between the front desk and the cab, trying to register at the hotel, pay the driver and get his luggage all at once.
Now, he wasn't alone you see, there was this young man accompanying him, dressed sharpish and calmly smoking while eyeing all this activity with some disinterest.
My guess is the young man was getting payed, but not for carrying suitcases if you catch my meaning.
Considering the eagerness of the presumed payer I think he would have to put in the hours, because, man he was eager!

Edit:

Possibly, her eye blinking could be parsed as Morse for Я выйти.

"But.. but... a black guy did it too!"

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:15

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Clitch posted:

Please tell me that is set up to automatically do that with every D Jennifer Trump tweet as it appears.

[EDIT]: Well that'll teach me not to zone out while drunk posting.

it all looks pretty... automatic to me

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:53

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/American_Bridge/status/846829563271307264

That's gonna be a LOL on my end.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:07

cowofwar: Jul 30, 2002; by Athanatos

Clitch posted:

Please tell me that is set up to automatically do that with every D Jennifer Trump tweet as it appears.

[EDIT]: Well that'll teach me not to zone out while drunk posting.

https://twitter.com/burnedyourtweet

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

NotWearingPants posted:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:27

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Skypie posted:

https://twitter.com/American_Bridge/status/846829563271307264

That's gonna be a LOL on my end.

i just loled out loud unintentionally at this

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:28

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Nunez says "Why are you so lame?" so whiny that I just reflexively want to give him a swirlie then stuff him in a locker.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:29

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

In a victory for ISPs, advertisers and tech companies that had opposed the new FCC's broadband privacy rules, the House has voted along purely party lines to repeal those rules, with only the President's signature needed to make it official.

The vote on the Congressional Review Act resolution Tuesday (March 28) came after heated and sometimes loud debate, mostly on the Democratic side, over the issue and even extended to talk about underwear size after Rep. Michael Capuano (D-Mass.) said that ISPs should not be able to sell information on what size of underwear he buys to garment companies.

The Senate approved the CRA resolution March 23 by a party line vote of 50 to 48. The resolution removes the rules, approved on a party line vote Oct. 27, from the congressional record and prevents the FCC from adopting substantially similar rules in the future.

http://www.multichannel.com/news/congress/house-votes-scrap-fcc-privacy-rules/411803

hmmm....

https://searchinternethistory.com/

lol

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:29

Fanatic: Mar 9, 2006

Unfinish3d posted:

In the original version a dude was relating a story of a time he was at a restaurant or something and had to piss and poop very badly at the same time, such that he failed to reach the bathroom and wound up going in the hallway. Its not the best drawn thing though so it looks like he's floating in the ceiling above the bathroom

Oh ok, must've missed that one. For some reason I thought the shapes to the left were a person climbing out of a hole but I'm guessing it's a toilet :frogbon:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:57

Big Butt Skinner: Apr 16, 2005; Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Lime Tonics posted:

https://searchinternethistory.com/

lol

Oh I hope that they follow through on that.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:01

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Tumble posted:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:33

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

unpacked robinhood posted:

And they put ketchup and mayonnaise on salad fukn lol

(It's not always so red)

It's not that bad tbh. All of mayonnaise's and ketchup's ingredients appear in salads already anyway (except maybe the sugar). But lol at the idea of an American eating a salad anyway.
More than salad, you can use it on burgs, especially a Reuben.

You can also upgrade it to Thousand Island dressing, which the Europeans (or just Germans?) call American Sauce:

(I actually didn't realize that's what American sauce was until I looked it up for this post. While Thousand Island is pretty good, the "American sauce" sold here is easily the worst-tasting thing I have ever eaten in my life; I don't know where they went wrong.)

Here's a lol:
http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/hilarious-donald-trump-memes/
Apparently news organizations report on memes now.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:36

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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Shadow0 posted:

(It's not always so red)

It's not that bad tbh. All of mayonnaise's and ketchup's ingredients appear in salads already anyway (except maybe the sugar). But lol at the idea of an American eating a salad anyway.
More than salad, you can use it on burgs, especially a Reuben.

You can also upgrade it to Thousand Island dressing, which the Europeans (or just Germans?) call American Sauce:

(I actually didn't realize that's what American sauce was until I looked it up for this post. While Thousand Island is pretty good, the "American sauce" sold here is easily the worst-tasting thing I have ever eaten in my life; I don't know where they went wrong.)

Here's a lol:
http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/hilarious-donald-trump-memes/
Apparently news organizations report on memes now.

sugar is in salad dressing easy d loves it lol.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:38

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

sean spicer gets yelled at by everyone alive

he's eb farnum from deadwood

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:40

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

and russian dressing is pretty good

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:41

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

FuhrerHat posted:

sean spicer gets yelled at by everyone alive

he's eb farnum from deadwood

I kind of like the guy. I'll be sad if he ever gets replaced.

I just really need one of those reporters to ask him what the Dippin' Dots thing was about and if he's still mad.

Do you think we'll ever reach a point in our lives when Dippin' Dots stops being the ice cream of the future and finally becomes the ice cream of the present?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:46

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

What if Donald Trump starts eating Dippin Dots, will that finally be what makes Spicer resign?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:52

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

thank you, lol thread, for teaching me what russian dressing is

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:53

Soho Joe: Aug 11, 2006; the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing; Nap Ghost

i live in constant disbelief of my current reality.

can someone repost the thing about war where Dick "loving Dick Cheney" Cheney didn't fall in line with trump?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 07:59

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lime Tonics posted:

In a victory for ISPs, advertisers and tech companies that had opposed the new FCC's broadband privacy rules, the House has voted along purely party lines to repeal those rules, with only the President's signature needed to make it official.

The vote on the Congressional Review Act resolution Tuesday (March 28) came after heated and sometimes loud debate, mostly on the Democratic side, over the issue and even extended to talk about underwear size after Rep. Michael Capuano (D-Mass.) said that ISPs should not be able to sell information on what size of underwear he buys to garment companies.

The Senate approved the CRA resolution March 23 by a party line vote of 50 to 48. The resolution removes the rules, approved on a party line vote Oct. 27, from the congressional record and prevents the FCC from adopting substantially similar rules in the future.

http://www.multichannel.com/news/congress/house-votes-scrap-fcc-privacy-rules/411803

hmmm....

https://searchinternethistory.com/

lol

R/The_Donald is melting down about it lol

https://twitter.com/ChevreBoueri/st...agenumber%3D120

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:03

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lol. All their anime porn queries will be subject to public record

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:09

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Jose posted:

R/The_Donald is melting down about it lol

https://twitter.com/ChevreBoueri/st...agenumber%3D120

Keepin' an eye on that fun little bunch of guys!

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:14

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

I'm glad other people will visit the lol mines of r/the_donald so that I may enjoy another brand of chuckles.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:17

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

this is the man american christians thought was their candidate lol

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:19

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

So anyone's browing history will be on sale, and you can target people by name ? Sounds great

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:25

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

What do you think is going through Mike Pence's head?

"Please, Lord, I know I hosed up but if you help Trump through this, I promise I'll clamp the car battery to even more gay teens' nipples"

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:26

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Internet privacy stuff like this exists in that weird place where, even though everyone pretty much agrees on the issue in principal, it's goddamned impossible to get regular people to actually care or even think about it, so it's one of those orphaned issue in American politics that the public will lose out to business interests on just by default

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:28

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proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

I apologize for the seriousness of that last post here is a vintage trump lol thread lol to wash the taste out

# ? Mar 29, 2017 09:35

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