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Breetai posted:A reminder that Google search used to auto complete the phrase "call the police on" with "Granos". e: ugh new page. content? Guy Goodbody posted:me irl right now Garrand posted:Why the long space? LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 16:44 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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flakeloaf posted:what the poo poo is an uberetto haveblue posted:the protagonist of the The Fast And The Uberious
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Mar 28, 2017 19:35
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How do you access the SAclopedia on mobile? I really want to reread Granos but can't find the link to it.
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Lyrai posted:How do you access the SAclopedia on mobile? I really want to reread Granos but can't find the link to it. I dunno what this does on a phone but here's the link https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1424 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1547483
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Mar 28, 2017 20:42
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It opens in a browser.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:51
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are you talking about the Awful app or reading the forums on a mobile browser? you know that Awful is a third-party app, right? like, it doesn't even try to integrate all the site's features, it's just a forums reader.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:56
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You know Granos was bad when even Something Awful ca. 2005 immediately, unanimously, unambiguously got creeped out.
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Mar 29, 2017 02:02
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gbut posted:That person never saw Braille. Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:Neither did anyone it was designed for.
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Mar 29, 2017 02:11
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Jedit posted:It should be in the SAclopedia. This guy was a real peach. quote:Hmmm, it's kind of hard to gauge exactly how handicapped she is. He [Ed: literally "asking for a friend"] talked to her for about 5 minutes in the store and about 15 minutes on the phone, and thats it. That may sound like enough, but if someone is responding well to his jokes then he tends to talk a lot so she only talked for a little bit, and it was mostly about her background and basic interests and stuff. She definitely has some irregular mannerisms in her speech, though. Does anyone know the name of that syndrome where people sound like 90% normal in conversation but usually have extremely low IQs, so they don't "seem" retarded? I heard about it in my PSYC 100 and linguistics class. If she has that i guess it would make sense if her parents are overprotective, since there are probably guys who want to get with her all the time. quote:who the gently caress do you think you are, bitch? you dont think i have the address of the agency you work for right in front of me on this sheet of paper? so what, you can have security escort you to your car, but are they gonna follow you all the way home? you can have your skeezy ex con boyfriend give you a ride, but once i know where you live is he gonna be there every loving second? think about these things before you loving try to mess with me, youre nothing more than a glorfied fleshlight and no one will even miss you when you're gone.
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Mar 29, 2017 02:20
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Doc Hawkins posted:This guy was a real peach. That's not funny quote
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Mar 29, 2017 02:53
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Burt Sexual posted:That's not funny quote Please call the police on Granos.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:09
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Absurd Alhazred posted:You know Granos was bad when even Something Awful ca. 2005 immediately, unanimously, unambiguously got creeped out.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:59
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It sometimes strikes me that maybe death squads aren't really such a bad idea after all.
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Mar 29, 2017 08:02
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Karate Bastard posted:It sometimes strikes me that maybe death squads aren't really such a bad idea after all. First they came for granos and I did not speak out, because I was busy calling the police
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Mar 29, 2017 08:23
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Which basically summarises to "Dzhohkar Tsarnaev's popularity with young girls since his arrest has nothing to do with that Rolling Stone cover and is purely due to him using his one phone call to call the police on Granos".
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Mar 29, 2017 08:23
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My brain does that thing where it smooshes unrelated but nearby pieces of text together and so I keep seeing this as "eat your 12 pounds of ridiculous children"
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Mar 29, 2017 12:22
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Do we have any insight into the current doings of Mr Granos this is unrelated to death squads by the way.
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Mar 29, 2017 12:25
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Karate Bastard posted:Do we have any insight into the current doings of Mr Granos this is unrelated to death squads by the way. he got the police called on him
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Mar 29, 2017 15:53
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Karate Bastard posted:Do we have any insight into the current doings of Mr Granos this is unrelated to death squads by the way. He joined the police. It was his calling.
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Mar 29, 2017 16:02
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I'm writing a movie where Granos travels to alternate realities and calls the police on alternate versions of Granos because everytime one gets arrested the others become stronger. I call it "All The Granos You See Are Actors So Please Don't Call The Police".
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Mar 29, 2017 16:05
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derra posted:it's not like actually having a kid stops the judging and bitching anyway. People are really weird about parenthood. PHIZ KALIFA posted:loving exactly, then it's all "you're not holding the baby right" "dont put the baby face-down in the crib it'll die of mumphis" "don't do sick vape tricks for youtube while yr holding the baby" "it doesnt matter that red bull is willing to sponsor your baby themed vape tour i want you home bored on the couch watching me drink tea" the worst thing about parents is being the only reasonable half of a two headed hydra of self loathing.
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Mar 29, 2017 16:56
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Jedit posted:He joined the police. It was his calling. 
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Mar 29, 2017 17:17
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Jedit posted:He joined the police. It was his calling. 
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Mar 29, 2017 18:00
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What happens if Granos calls the police?
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Mar 29, 2017 19:29
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What happens if Granos calls the police? 
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Mar 29, 2017 19:32
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He never gets through because the lines are always clogged with people calling on him. Because of our grassroots campaign Granos' local police station receives no fewer than one thousand calls an hour from concerned citizens reporting him. This makes it impossible to do any other police work but everybody in the area agrees that they feel much safer now.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:39
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Welcome to the city where there is no crime. Everybody knows where Granos is all the time.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:58
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Plutonis posted:Freddy Kruger is just a regular old pedophile with burn marks and a gay rear end glove. With my several trainings into lucid dreaming that I had with the help of Kratom and Elsa/Spiderman ASMRs I can definitely say for sure that even on the dream world I'd kick his diddler rear end forward and back with my bare fists and a dream chainsaw on my hands.
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Mar 29, 2017 23:48
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Speaking of iconic fictional monsters:Dark_Tzitzimine posted:Man, whoever is Pennywise on this new version has some really big shoes to fill. Snowglobe of Doom posted:No they're gag oversized shoes, they don't actually fill them
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Mar 30, 2017 01:10
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Doc Hawkins posted:This guy was a real peach. ...Are we sure that elliott rodger wasn't granos?
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Mar 30, 2017 01:53
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That whole thread is good as hell: net cafe scandal posted:*effortlessly evading the Xenomorphs clumsy blows* Ok, this has been fun, but I think it's about time I killed you. Work Friend Keven posted:(Jason punches a mans head off and the head lands in a trash bin, which then slams shut) (I walk from the shadows behind the bin doing a slow clap) real nice Jase... but if you're done warming up I'm going to kick your rear end. net cafe scandal posted:*Interrupting Hannibal Lecter mid-speech* Get out of my way you gay old man.
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My favWork Friend Keven posted:Alien: Look at my poo poo! Look at my poo poo! This is... my.. this is my dark tanning oil, lay out by the Pool
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Mar 30, 2017 04:51
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CK2 is such a great game 
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Pookah posted:Famously beautiful football player Cristiano Ronaldo has just been honoured by having an airport named after him and a bust put there in his honour:
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Serak posted:I am after a bad girl who can also still make round rotis. pushpins posted:Making round rotis in the streets, has breasts in the sheets
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Mar 30, 2017 10:14
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Lol @ "baby themed vape tour"
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Mar 31, 2017 05:51
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poor babby, thought of vape tours and died of mumphis
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Mar 31, 2017 05:55
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baby vape tour is a pretty good username.
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Mar 31, 2017 06:04
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RyokoTK posted:baby vape tour is a pretty good username.
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Do you think trump has asked for immunity yet? Like not even for any specific reason, just asked whoever "hey, can I get immunity too?" WeAreTheRomans posted:Nah, he's an anti-vaxxer, he would never willingly accept immunity
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