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little munchkin posted:more cool thoughts from the dude who hates having muscles Triticum Guzzler posted:RETARDED VERSION OF WERNER HERZOG: [observing a fireman carry a soot covered dog from a burning building] Here in this America, this man's brazen and abhorrent crimes are celebrated. A staccato chorus of applause from the slapping together of wet pussy lips.
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at the date posted:you're some regressed form of life, a test tube half-rat-half-man engineered by the CIA as a sort of subversive "bad taste bomb" in the freewheeling 80s of laser missile defense and "anything goes if it hurts the Soviets," only the Cold War ended before you could mature and be deployed against a foreign power so you were just swapped at the hospital for the stillborn baby of an alcoholic Methodist
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 16:54 |
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Ogod.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 06:34 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Not really, because "I acted sexy on my wedding night and my new husband watched football instead" is equally hosed up, and the way the story is being told that dude is pretty far gone on the spectrum Kelp Me! posted:sorry, is "the spectrum" on the list of words we aren't allowed to say on the forums anymore or is a borderline obsessive fixation on one thing to the detriment of all social norms not one of the main symptoms of autism anymore Solice Kirsk posted:Everything is a spectrum nowadays. Gender, sexuality, race, autism, ADHD, hair colors, McDonald's Value Meals. There is no end to these darn spectrums! Disgusting Coward posted:You sound stressed, calm down. Nobody likes a full spectrum worrier.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 07:42 |
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way to cut the spectrum short! *mic drop, crowd wylin*
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 07:52 |
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Powaqoatse posted:way to cut the spectrum short! *mic drop, crowd wylin* That's some low pass filter, son.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 07:53 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:That's some low pass filter, son. Well F... just turn up the attack man I mean Spectrum right? hehe
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 08:06 |
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Powaqoatse posted:Well F... just turn up the attack man I mean Spectrum right? hehe Wish you could refract your statement now, huh?
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 08:12 |
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*holds up dark side of the moon poster in background*
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 01:16 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:*holds up dark side of the moon poster in background* The funny posts are in the thread... The funny posts are in the thread... You raise the probe... you make the ban... You try to enforce quotes as best you can...
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 01:21 |
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bEatmstrJ posted:Today I ripped out the sub-floor where my tub is going to be installed. Took surprisingly more effort than I expected, until I found a good way to cheat. devicenull posted:Are those engineered I beams that you cut the top off of? angryrobots posted:drat, when I used to run electrical, I was only allowed to drill the middle 1/3 of these engineered beams....you've removed all the compressive strength of the joists in an area of heavy loading! bEatmstrJ posted:Got the plumbing installed for the new tub. Also chopped about two inches off the top of the I beams (I know, I know). Bibendum posted:I started writing up a big post but I don't think it will be constructive. Raised by Hamsters posted:Bare in mind that I am no engineer and hopefully one of those will show up, however - it really isn't "code compliance" that you should be worried about here. kid sinister posted:Holy loving poo poo. We have a new grover. Baronjutter posted:I think much in the way an immune system with absolutely nothing to do sometimes just ends up attacking its self, the suburban home owner with a perfectly nice house with nothing that needs remodeling or fixing can go a bit nuts and just start attacking its self to the point that it begins to gnaw away at the load bearing elements of the building. It's like an auto-immune disorder, except with amateur builders. bEatmstrJ posted:This may come as a shock, but i'm not actually a licensed contractor, just a lowly ambitious DIYer. Mistakes will be made. Fortunately I can afford my mistakes. If you're ok with builder-grade bathrooms then more power to you, but I like a different level of house. Motronic posted:What's the popcorn smiley again? Bad Munki posted:I look forward to the part where he carries on with the rest of it and then when he has someone actually come in to repair the underlying structure, it turns out all his improvements have to come out because they're going to have to rip up the whole floor to replace those I-joists. canyoneer posted:I was thinking more like the bathtub falling through the floor in Breaking Bad, because there will probably be blood
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 03:39 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:
This is poetry. Edit: LOL, this latest one is pure gold: bEatmstrJ posted:I would definitely consider myself more of a designer than an engineer. I'll admit, there wasn't enough thought put into this particular piece of the puzzle, but I'm also not convinced that there isn't a relatively safe way to restrengthen those joists to an acceptable level. Granted, as said, i'm not an engineer, but I find it difficult to understand that these joists can't be retrofitted. But before you go on about not believing that I don't know anything about joists and should go stand under my inevitably collapsing bathtub until the date of my most certain doom, rest assured that I am seeking proper help. loving bookmarked. Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 03:56 on Apr 2, 2017 |
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Hedrigall posted:The Hunched Crack of Not-Your-Dame
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 06:07 |
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I looked at the photo for quite a while. Then I googled 'engineered beam'. Then I looked at the photo a bit more. loving lol why. And he wants to put a pool of water that weighs how much on top of that? He's a few steps from invoking the puppet master defense.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 06:13 |
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Outrail posted:I looked at the photo for quite a while. Then I googled 'engineered beam'. Then I looked at the photo a bit more. Yeah it's a bit of a thinker. We may be witnessing the birth of a new Groverhaus here. e:
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 06:17 |
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Democratic Pirate posted:I recently went to the grocery store to pick up some supplies for oyakodon since I wanted to try something new and the serious eats recipe seemed really easy. The recipe calls for 1 cup of dashi, and says you can use hondashi to make it. While at the store I missed the fact that hondashi is stock that you add to water to make dashi, so I bought 4 containers of hondashi to fill up a measuring cup as per the recipe. I realized my error when I got back home, and promptly hid the receipt + containers from my wife so I don't have to explain why I just bought $20 worth of fish stock that is used a teaspoon at a time.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 08:02 |
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Who called it Home Depot and not Grovery Store?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah it's a bit of a thinker. We may be witnessing the birth of a new Groverhaus here. grovertubgirl
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 12:45 |
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wayfinder posted:Who called it Home Depot and not Grovery Store?
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 16:38 |
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wayfinder posted:Who called it Home Depot and not Grovery Store? Grover 2 - Electrified Bungalo
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:26 |
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Well at least he realized before using 1 cup of what is basically bouillon powder.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:04 |
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Anyone got that quote about how American politics is like an MMORPG?
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 22:40 |
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This one?razz posted:Last night I was bored and I started browsing the Library of Congress website. There is an entire list of bills, resolutions, and public laws. I'm really confused by a lot of them. Do dudes really sit around and discuss these things, and vote on getting these things passed, and spend time sitting around and typing up these things? If so, why? Why does congress have to write a bill to rename a courthouse? Aside from the really asinine things, there are a bunch that just don't make much sense to me. Noni posted:Since nobody answered your question yet, I guess I'll give it a shot even though I know little about Congress.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 23:39 |
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Slime posted:all this autism about D&D and you don't even get how motion works
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 00:01 |
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Gato posted:This one? This needs updating for 2017. "A new race was added in 2008." got an embarrassed chuckle out of me.
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 04:23 |
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Good Lord
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:42 |
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PopeCrunch posted:Okay so i have sort of a Holy Mission. Whenever someone I know or sort of know or am in the same space as has a kid, I deliver The News. Nobody tells you this, the ob/gyn doesn't tell you this, no baby book on the planet tells you this, but when your kid hits about nine months old (plus/minus 3 months), they will explode. poo poo geyser. After a panicked call to the pediatrician (the boy filled his hat. his hat), ONLY THEN did the doctor go 'oh yeah i forgot to mention that, blah blah changeover in gut flora words words and that is why your baby detonated'. We had some Very Strong Words about how it is important to remember to warn new parents about some things, and then I decided that since NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT THIS, i'd be the guy. So: Mmmaybe make sure any fancy, sentimentally valuable, or otherwise notable baby clothes you put your kid in from about 6-12 months can stand up to a good washing in concentrated bleach and terror-tears, and even THEN consider burlap sacks, because there is no solvent on this or any other world that would get that onesie clean ever again.
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:55 |
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Gato posted:This one? Oh man I forgot it was that long. Thanks!
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 18:44 |
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can we get a ban on Noni quotes in here because seriously, gently caress that
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 18:46 |
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Alaois posted:can we get a ban on Noni quotes in here because seriously, gently caress that Wasn't Noni the one who wrote fan fiction about the struggling Alabama town that needed our money so a heroic man could bring hot dogs back and restore the soul of America or something? I would really hate to see that one get banned
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purple death ray posted:Wasn't Noni the one who wrote fan fiction about the struggling Alabama town that needed our money so a heroic man could bring hot dogs back and restore the soul of America or something? I would really hate to see that one get banned Yes. That's when he was a mod, too.
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 18:56 |
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Alaois posted:can we get a ban on Noni quotes in here because seriously, gently caress that
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Alaois posted:Yes. That's when he was a mod, too. ...I BELIEVE he became a mod almost immediately AFTER he posted that, if I remember my timeline correctly. Hot Dog Kickstarter gets posted to be mocked -> Noni waxes philosphical - > goons begin funding it - > Noni made mod -> Kickstarter finishes, Christmas presents given.
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 18:58 |
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From the thread where they were mocking that stupid MRA lock-key argumentdavidspackage posted:Heh, typical Yale girl
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 20:35 |
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I think bosnianbill fans will appreciate that one a bit more
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 20:41 |
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Alaois posted:can we get a ban on Noni quotes in here because seriously, gently caress that Please.
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 23:01 |
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are goon attention spans so low that quotes longer than 4 paragraphs require banning
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 23:14 |
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trapped mouse posted:are goon attention spans so low that quotes longer than 4 paragraphs require banning tl;dr
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 23:23 |
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trapped mouse posted:are goon attention spans so low that quotes longer than 4 paragraphs require banning If it happens on the reg, yeah. See LoB in the idiots on social media thread. poo poo is dumb.
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trapped mouse posted:are goon attention spans so low that quotes longer than 4 paragraphs require banning Not if the paragraphs are funny
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