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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Baloogan posted:

one argument was "theres a ratio of 5:1 men being autistic to women being autistic which is a pretty big ratio thus there s more raw male chess talent out there"

and i was like lol u obviously got every single one of your vaccinations

mmmmm thats some tasty biotruths

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

sisi looks like lil marco

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

ale8one is overrated af, polar golden ginger ale is better and verners beats them both

My favorite soda is called merengue soda and i guess is dominican but ive only ever been able to get it in nyc

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Baloogan posted:

nooo i was but then i got bored
the peeps i usually watch chess with got smug as gently caress about women and chess and i was like lamo byeee

what do u mean smug about chess

like it's bad

because chess is very good!!!

e: nm i read the followups between you an schnorkles i would not talk chess with those people either

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Squizzle posted:

im so happy that herman cain and ben carson are respectively a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

the halcyon days when donny's dick still werked

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i cant help but like him

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

A Handed Missus posted:

I'm glad the State Department is still active on Flickr so I can see pictures of all the awkward silences with Napmaster Rex



i kinda wanted bolton as sex state but im really enjoying the laid back don't-give-a-gently caress a e s t h e t i c that tillerson got going on

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

he's really a terrible man though

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




love the jacket cape look its fuckin timeless

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Happy birthday

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
bolton is "what if ned flanders was a psychopath?"

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
my parents went to a fundraiser up in D.C. with tim kaine and apparently like all the establishment peoples failsons in D.C. are becoming socialists lol

Serf
May 5, 2011


Zas posted:

i cant help but like him

it would be nice if he was just some dumbass running around grifting people and saying stupid poo poo, but he's in charge of hud and is gonna hurt so many people

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


That might be possible 60 years from now, so I'll be looking forward to reciting this entire thread verbatim to a group of increasingly confused space-neurologists in 2077.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Zas posted:

he's really a terrible man though

u seriously calling dr ben "literally saved 100s of children with his own hands" carson a terrible man?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Hahaha i just remembered


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



benjamin carzhi md phd has the sleepiest eyes

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
wait is trump having a presser in 2 hours?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

he speaks like a real human being

thats like the opposite of true

he speaks like a computer neural network thats about 80% trained on language

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sexpig by night posted:

wait is trump having a presser in 2 hours?

Rx. Tillerson has the prescription for north korea: nukes

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Zas posted:

he's really a terrible man though

He must stick out like a sore thumb in this administration!

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

FrensaGeran posted:

That might be possible 60 years from now, so I'll be looking forward to reciting this entire thread verbatim to a group of increasingly confused space-neurologists in 2077.

Sits there drooling and yelling "TRUMP!" every now and then

Congratulations FrensaGeran, the procedure worked.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





is the blue link one of those ad services that turns relevant terms into advertisement for a service

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
you know yer living in the parodyverse when tim kaine is being dragged leftward by his homework explainer son

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/StateDept/status/849429861408133120

TILLERSON CRANKY

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

TheBigAristotle posted:

Jim Bakker is better because he's selling his poo poo on TV, preparing and tasting the sludge he's selling.

Watching him stirring a plastic tub full of "fettuccine alfredo" or whatever the gently caress is enough to make you :barf:





I really want to be in the audience for one of these

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al! posted:

Rx. Tillerson has the prescription for north korea: nukes

if he was a wrestler his entrance music would be enya

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
bing bong :boom: so very very simple

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




A Handed Missus posted:

I'm glad the State Department is still active on Flickr so I can see pictures of all the awkward silences with Napmaster Rex



he looks like secstate hensons creature shop

that cant be a real face can it

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

sexpig by night posted:

wait is trump having a presser in 2 hours?

what's the deal with nukes :jerry:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

My favorite soda is called merengue soda and i guess is dominican but ive only ever been able to get it in nyc

if we're talking all sodas, im a strong partisan for cel ray

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i think the biggest thing that confuses me about the way people see chess is that it is not seen as a self-improvement exercise primarily

what i mean to say is, we as a race have figured out chess. we know how it works, we know how perfectly predict how any mid-game will ideally go, we know the instant checkmate becomes inevitable, we know every last thing there is to know about chess. and we have proven it by making software so sophisticated that it any joe on the planet with a cell phone can play chessbots so smart that they will roundly trash every chess master on the planet.

this is not like any of a billion mathematical or scientific theorems or disciplines where we have clearly not figured out all the cool applications yet. heck, boolean math had no applications whatsoever until it started enabling the computers we're all using to post right now. and the higher mysteries of boolean math still permeate circuit design today.

chess has nothing to prove, no pearls to clutch, no real place to go unless and until we change the rules. it's there to simply to entertain and as fantastic methodical thinking and perception exercise. sure, we make a spectacle of it at the highest level, but we do that with all distractions. who cares about 'raw talent'? that's not even a thing when i can tell you to go onto chess.com and you can't even beat a robot that's out there for free! nobody cares! just play chess, it is good!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Al! posted:

My favorite soda is called merengue soda and i guess is dominican but ive only ever been able to get it in nyc

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/849642510246981636

The republicans are worried about GA-6

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

u seriously calling dr ben "literally saved 100s of children with his own hands" carson a terrible man?

you gently caress one goat tho

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Coolguye posted:

i think the biggest thing that confuses me about the way people see chess is that it is not seen as a self-improvement exercise primarily

what i mean to say is, we as a race have figured out chess. we know how it works, we know how perfectly predict how any mid-game will ideally go, we know the instant checkmate becomes inevitable, we know every last thing there is to know about chess. and we have proven it by making software so sophisticated that it any joe on the planet with a cell phone can play chessbots so smart that they will roundly trash every chess master on the planet.

this is not like any of a billion mathematical or scientific theorems or disciplines where we have clearly not figured out all the cool applications yet. heck, boolean math had no applications whatsoever until it started enabling the computers we're all using to post right now. and the higher mysteries of boolean math still permeate circuit design today.

chess has nothing to prove, no pearls to clutch, no real place to go unless and until we change the rules. it's there to simply to entertain and as fantastic methodical thinking and perception exercise. sure, we make a spectacle of it at the highest level, but we do that with all distractions. who cares about 'raw talent'? that's not even a thing when i can tell you to go onto chess.com and you can't even beat a robot that's out there for free! nobody cares! just play chess, it is good!

Try playing shogi or go. Though computers can murder humans at those too.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

R.I.P Matey

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

TheBigAristotle posted:

Jim Bakker is better because he's selling his poo poo on TV, preparing and tasting the sludge he's selling.

Watching him stirring a plastic tub full of "fettuccine alfredo" or whatever the gently caress is enough to make you :barf:





Oh hey it's the same crew where the batshit lady said anybody who criticizes Trump is punished by God lol

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

sexpig by night posted:

wait is trump having a presser in 2 hours?

if he is it's probably to brag about the notoriously inaccurate ADP numbers

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