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just lol at mister "my butt must never be seen " what a loving goober with his obvious abuse issues also; PAGE 888 BITCHES CHECK THIS TRIPLE SNIPE
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 20:54 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Still going, huh? He was totally abused.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 20:55 |
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WampaLord posted:He was totally abused. I choose to believe he has his ex's name tattooed on the cheek she hasn't seen, because the alternative is too sad.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 20:57 |
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Maybe he just has a real weird butt.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 20:58 |
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Maybe he has a swastika birthmark
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 20:58 |
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deformed conjoined twin, like Kratos
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:00 |
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Wrong thread.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:01 |
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he has two buttholes like that other guy and is ashamed of it
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:03 |
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My butt got put on sideways.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:18 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:none of you saltless calorie counting bitches even fathoms less than a thousanth of a percent of the glory that is indian food High five fellow basmati eating motherfucker. It's all true. I rubbed myself in Ghee at your post. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Apr 6, 2017 |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:21 |
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Found an older post, sorry if it's been posted before. My [26F] fiance's [28M] ex-wife [28F] has cancer. He's moved in with her and postponed our wedding. quote:
What a loving shitshow.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:40 |
and then they confess their mutual love for each other, minutes before she takes her last breath. brought to you by the Lifetime channel
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:53 |
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Buzzman posted:Found an older post, sorry if it's been posted before. The update is even better because, as usual in these weird rear end contrived situations, someone was lying all over the place. [Update] My [26F] fiance's [28M] ex-wife [28F] has cancer. He's moved in with her and postponed our wedding quote:First off, thank you all so much for your advice and words of support. I’m sorry that I couldn’t reply to every comment, reply, or PM that I got, but I woke up to a locked post and over 100 unread messages. I promise, I did read through every one of them. Each perspective was incredibly helpful and made me look at the situation in a completely different way. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 21:58 |
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Edit: Oops
small ghost fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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edit: whoops, beaten. What a piece of poo poo though.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:00 |
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Perfect.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:01 |
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fuckin lol
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:02 |
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Werong Bustope posted:There's an update. I know widowers re-marry shockingly fast after losing their partner, but this has to be the first pre-emptive engagement I've seen.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:02 |
that's such a George Costanza way to try to get back together with your ex
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:06 |
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boner confessor posted:this one is a repost and iirc the thread consensus is that he was probably abused I thought the consensus/joke was that the dude had a cyst scar/second butthole. E: I'm confusing two different stories, aren't I?
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:08 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:I thought the consensus/joke was that the dude had a cyst scar/second butthole. you're thinking of the one where the OP had been back there and found a second butthole, and wanted to know the ins and outs of dating someone with two butts
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:14 |
A Wizard of Goatse posted:ins and outs
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:15 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Every person who was involved in the production and dissemination of the television program How I Met Your Mother should be drawn and quartered on live television imo I believe you in theory but I didn't watch the show so why? Was not changing or growing up a motif?
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:The update is even better because, as usual in these weird rear end contrived situations, someone was lying all over the place. Its nice when there's a happy ending for a change.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:19 |
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WampaLord posted:He was totally abused. I thought thread consensus was probably pinodeal cyst that makes it look like he has two buttholes and he's afear'd
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:21 |
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Pick posted:I believe you in theory but I didn't watch the show so why? Was not changing or growing up a motif? The main character never changed. It also bit hard into the perfect woman for him hard.
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Pick posted:I thought thread consensus was probably pinodeal cyst that makes it look like he has two buttholes and he's afear'd The fear reaction when she snuggled his butt screams abuse to me.
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Pick posted:I believe you in theory but I didn't watch the show so why? Was not changing or growing up a motif? The ultimate lesson was pine forever for the same person, never learn or grow anything and retain your hideously off putting personality flaws, a wife and two children and completely different life goals are but temporary impediments to true love that are fine to gloss over, and through sheer dogged perservearance eventually she will love you too.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:21 |
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Teds love life is like 50 different R/relationship posts strung together.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:23 |
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Barudak posted:The ultimate lesson was pine forever for the same person, never learn or grow anything and retain your hideously off putting personality flaws, a wife and two children and completely different life goals are but temporary impediments to true love that are fine to gloss over, and through sheer dogged perservearance eventually she will love you too. Sounds like the writer probably has a few stories up on r/r
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:24 |
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I think one of the best things anyone ever said about relationships is People change, just not when you need them to
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Pick posted:Sounds like the writer probably has a few stories up on r/r The mother and main character meet for an episode before she dies because the decades spent with her are less important than the first woman he met in New York and pined after. The writer doesnt post on r/r they are r/r
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:27 |
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Eponine posted:I got assaulted in broad daylight, in public, with more than 10 witnesses, in the US, by a man last summer because he thought I did not properly acknowledge his compliment. He screamed at me and my girlfriend and then came after both of us with a 2x4. Andre the Giant playing the victim, again.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:27 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:High five fellow basmati eating motherfucker. It's all true. I rubbed myself in Ghee at your post. i wanna try making hollaindaise with ghee cuz i had a coconut oil version that was so good it made broccoli acceptable
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:29 |
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Barudak posted:The mother and main character meet for an episode before she dies because the decades spent with her are less important than the first woman he met in New York and pined after. Wait but he does or doesn't get with new york girl? also that is effed up
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:33 |
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Pick posted:Wait but he does or doesn't get with new york girl? He does after the mother dies yeah.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 22:35 |
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Not too mention Alison Hannigan's character was like the WORST friend/girlfriend ever, and would go out of her way to seize control of everyone's personal business, and this was treated like a friendly quirk.e
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Drunk Nerds posted:Not too mention Alison Hannigan's character was like the WORST friend/girlfriend ever Yea holy poo poo she was actively awful a lot of the time.
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CharlestheHammer posted:He does after the mother dies yeah. what the eff?
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i wanna try making hollaindaise with ghee cuz i had a coconut oil version that was so good it made broccoli acceptable Broccoli is always acceptable I searched for broccoli but it was mostly picky eater nonsense except for this dude who feels apparently feels very strongly about it. Me 25F with my husband 30M: I wasted some broccoli quote:Duration of relationship: 5.5 years dating, 3 years married.
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