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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Here's a strange one. just wrap your crotch in a compressive bandage and enjoy the evening
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cyberia posted:Is this information you just happen to keep in your back pocket or is it something a judge ordered you to learn about? I didn't even catch this at first but are you honestly saying you thought loving 14 year olds was an okay thing to do? "look at this fuckin rules lawyer tellin me to lay off high school freshmen as a 20 somethin goon"
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15 |
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ArbitraryC posted:As an addendum i would imagine anyone who'd adopt a rabbit on a whim with 24 hours of seeing one in a pet store is likely not the kind of person who is going to adequately care for their large prey species. That's what I was thinking too....it's one thing to impulsively buy something non-living and low-maintenance, but it's a living animal that needs care, not a toy or trinket. Dude does sound controlling but honestly I'd be a little peeved if my partner got a pet without my knowledge, especially after expressing disinterest in the idea. They're both pretty dumb honestly.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Here's a strange one. I wonder why he gets boners in suits. Was the first time he had sex at prom and now his mind just associates dressing up with sex?
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ArbitraryC posted:I didn't even catch this at first but are you honestly saying you thought loving 14 year olds was an okay thing to do? I just liked your caveat of 'in any state' because, to me, it implied that you'd checked them all in case you found a loophole somewhere.
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boner confessor posted:just wrap your crotch in a compressive bandage and enjoy the evening Post / username. Wonderful
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Post / username. Wonderful His username makes me less likely to trust his advice on this specific subject.
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Presenting: the most trivial bullshit imaginable, starring two very sad personsquote:Me [26F] with my husband [26M] 4 years, lost all my fake money in an online game and thinks it's hilarious
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Presenting: the most trivial bullshit imaginable, starring two very sad persons gently caress..... i mean does it get any bleaker than that?
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:29 |
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Wait Ted seriously ends up with Robin? I stopped watching that show years before it ended, I knew the mom dying thing but not that he gets back with Robin. Isn't she married to Neil Patrick Harris?
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Tender Bender posted:Wait Ted seriously ends up with Robin? I stopped watching that show years before it ended, I knew the mom dying thing but not that he gets back with Robin. Isn't she married to Neil Patrick Harris? Their marriage ends up failing so that she can be single for old Ted to go win her. It's one of the worst endings I've seen in media, it's absolutely awful. The alternate ending they came up is much better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHUs8J7x94
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Presenting: the most trivial bullshit imaginable, starring two very sad persons Cut off he dick and throw him in a trash compactor. reddit posted:fiance (25f) and I (23m) of four years were on our way to breaKing up. I was becoming ok with it but she dumped me by Facebook tagging me in a pic of her and the guy she was cheating with. ( ) How in the world do I recover from this? GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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My wife [24 F] is basically a frat bro and I [27 M] feel a little grossed out and inadequatequote:I've been married to my wife for about 3 years now. We were best friends for a long time before we started courting and eventually got married; she's a really stereotypical "tomboy" and when we were younger I always just considered her as "one of the guys." Our relationship is great because I still see her as my best friend and I can really be uninhibited around her, but at the same time this also means she acts pretty much just like an average "frat bro." She drinks a lot of beer socially, leaves her marijuana paraphernalia lying around, gets loud and rowdy, loves big crowds and loud noises, and can get pretty gross (burps openly etc). The cool girl speech from gone girl.txt
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La Brea Carpet posted:pretty gross (burps openly etc) lmao yeah aging is why this guy isn't cool
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La Brea Carpet posted:Get real leafy bitch
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sounds like she's gonna hang onto a college lifestyle long after it's inappropriate, I'm sure people will rush to defend her but that kinda person is honestly a real drag to hang out with after 25 or so.
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ArbitraryC posted:sounds like she's gonna hang onto a college lifestyle long after it's inappropriate, I'm sure people will rush to defend her but that kinda person is honestly a real drag to hang out with after 25 or so. yeah, if she was like trying to hang with college girls and inviting them over to the house for flip cup until she winds up puking in the bushes every Saturday night look at his examples of her awful bro behavior again
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ArbitraryC posted:sounds like she's gonna hang onto a college lifestyle long after it's inappropriate, I'm sure people will rush to defend her but that kinda person is honestly a real drag to hang out with after 25 or so. Move it to the bar with the rest of losers, jesus.
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ArbitraryC posted:sounds like she's gonna hang onto a college lifestyle long after it's inappropriate, I'm sure people will rush to defend her but that kinda person is honestly a real drag to hang out with after 25 or so. quote:Our friends don't understand my problem at all, so I really don't have anyone to talk to. All I get from them are really blank stares or even "dude Krista's awesome" and I've been feeling pretty invalidated. Don't you think if she was being a drag all of her friends would bring it up to him and not go "Actually, she's great?" I think he's feeling invalidated because he's just wrong and a square.
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Stop having fun, some of us are trying to listen to chamber music here.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:25 |
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krista will realize her dude was pretending the whole time and will call him a human being and stuff until he cheats on her and cries about it.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:27 |
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I dunno "loud parties shes still excited for" kinda tipped me off but maybe I'm reading too much into it based on people I knew in grad school. Not sayin you should stop having fun as you grow up but I think certain things are only really supposed to be fun when they're new and you're young. That's p much why I said I expected people to defend her tho I think it sorta boils down to your life experience.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:38 |
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Hahaha just read this bit:grey person from reddit posted:I'll be honest, she's amazing and freaking fun to be around 99% of the time. It's also not like she doesn't take care of adult responsibilities, since she makes more money than me He can suck a dick, she's awesome. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My wife [24 F] is basically a frat bro and I [27 M] feel a little grossed out and inadequate Oh gently caress you you stupid rear end piece of poo poo moron, go gently caress yourself and eat poo poo and die
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:42 |
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Gee if only it was possible for one partner to stay home sometimes when the other wanted to go out. Seems insurmountable.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:44 |
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blehhhh I'm a boring loser who doesn't make any money or have any friends bleehhhh why didn't i get a slave girl instead of a woman with interests bluhhhdhhhhh
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:45 |
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b-b-but i wanted a stepford wife, like all my friends definitely actually have
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lol
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ArbitraryC posted:sounds like she's gonna hang onto a college lifestyle long after it's inappropriate, I'm sure people will rush to defend her but that kinda person is honestly a real drag to hang out with after 25 or so. nah it's actually appropriate for people in their mid 20's to squeeze out what's left of their college youth while they can. sucks to be her idiot ungrateful husband who doesn't appreciate his cool wife. with any luck he'll succumb to greener grass, she'll divorce his dumb rear end and find someone better
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:48 |
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all that nonsense is well and good when one is but a bairn, but some of us have matured and set aside childish things, like burping and openly acknowleging liking sex to your husband
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:54 |
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quote:tries to engage me in conversations about "good places to bang in," Like holy poo poo dude, how many men are bitching about lack of sex in their relationships and you're mad about this?
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:57 |
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at the wise age of 27, i have tired of my foolish young wife and her impulsive, pleasure seeking behavior
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WampaLord posted:Like holy poo poo dude, how many men are bitching about lack of sex in their relationships and you're mad about this? she isn't supposed to want it, she's supposed to meekly acquiesce to my manly power, lie back, and think of England
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pikachu posted:Log in / Register Got to catch GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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I dunno all I'm just saying is let's consider that the op is bad at expressing themselves and not merely humblebragging. I can think of people who I'd consider didn't grow up, maybe you can too.
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I totally do, but she's outclassing him socially, financially, and also sounds like her self confidence is way higher. She's only 24.
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Sounds like she's rad and he sucks and she should dump his stupid lame garbage rear end
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 04:16 |
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I guess that's fair, she's makin more money than him he has no right to complain.
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ArbitraryC posted:I guess that's fair, she's makin more money than him he has no right to complain. Me (39M) and ArbitraryC(??) Disagree about stuff on SA, now i have erectile dysfunction It's the only definition he used for functioning well as an adult. If he said she isn't able to hold down a job due to her lifestyle, I could see that being a problem. TLDR: It's the closest I've got to "functioning as an adult". GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Pokemon Go is apparently what Ashley Madison wishes it could have been.
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