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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/joshrogin/status/851076894216916992

this one is by far the funniest to me though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02LF6aBoxLg

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:09

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# ? May 19, 2024 04:01

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

this is like saying someone who pisses in the shower has a great awareness of bladder health

y o u r e f r i e n d s w i t h t h e u r i n a t o r

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:09

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

i brush teeth and pee in the showdr to maxify the grey water i funnel into my butthole

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:10

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

SocketWrench posted:

Trump's gonna hitler this thing. Split our forces and send half to syria to gently caress it up and half to Korea to gently caress it up...I can already see him hunched over a table screaming "BANNON BANNON BANNON" to demand pictures because words suck and demanding non existent military units go elsewhere to gently caress some poo poo up

extremely welcome to the accelerationist party voice]: if this goes badly enough but not so badly that our economy is permanently hosed beyond all hope, trump will simultaneously disenchant multiple generations of neoconservatives and neoliberals alike with the concept of empire & foreign interventionist / expansionist war lmao. there's a significant chance we all just die instead but the possibility of threading the needle is there

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:11

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Dairy Days posted:

I can't stop laughing at this

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:11

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I hate that the term calculus has turned into "thinking" in politics. I don't know why but I don't like it

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:12

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Anyone lolling how now even Haley is talking about the need to do a US led regime change in Syria?

Great to see all the Gold Cloaks seeing all his campaign promises such as no more foreign adventures falling to the wayside.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:14

Irony.or.Death: Apr 1, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

I hate that the term calculus has turned into "thinking" in politics. I don't know why but I don't like it

probably because it tells you that nobody involved in politics knows math at all

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:14

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

I hate that the term calculus has turned into "thinking" in politics. I don't know why but I don't like it

it meant thinking before mathy peeps got their stinking hands on it

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:16

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:16

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

etalian posted:

Anyone lolling how now even Haley is talking about the need to do a US led regime change in Syria?

Great to see all the Gold Cloaks seeing all his campaign promises such as no more foreign adventures falling to the wayside.

haha so in less than a week she's gone from 'assad isn't our focus' to 'we don't WANT to do more but we CAN, but we want a coalition' to 'US led regime change in Syria'?

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:17

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:17

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

i think we broke it already

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:17

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Hypha posted:

All the dumbest poo poo has already happened

fun timewalker fact : this post is quoted in the 2099 edition of the new webster's english dictionary as an illustrative example of the word "hubris"

there is dumber poo poo in heaven and earth hypha, than is dreamt about in your dumb philosophy

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:17

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

logikv9 posted:

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# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:17

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

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# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:18

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Consummate Professional posted:

I hate that the term calculus has turned into "thinking" in politics. I don't know why but I don't like it

hmm how can we use 'calculations' but sound smarter and more erudite? ah, i know,

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:18

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:19

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

it meant thinking before mathy peeps got their stinking hands on it

u gotta lotta nerve callin other professions' stinkyhanded, u poop shepherd

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:19

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

etalian posted:

mind explaining petrodollar again?

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:19

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

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# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:20

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

logikv9 posted:

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# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:20

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

cuckulus

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:21

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

I want to believe some senator will do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA62refAB2w

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:22

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

And this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id0cqNWZ50Y

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:22

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

just got this really gnarly email:

quote:

Mr. SKULL.GIF,

On nightmarish blood farms, horses are horrifically drained of their blood -- all for the profits of pharma companies like IDT Biologika.

Big pharma is making huge profits from the torture of horses. Thousands of horses are raised purely for the purpose of having their blood extracted and sold -- with dire consequences.

Blood farm conditions are worse than you�d ever imagine.

On farms in Uruguay and Argentina, our partners revealed that workers routinely take 10 litres of blood from the horse in a single extraction -- almost a fourth of its total blood. That much blood loss can lead to hypovolemic shock, anaemia or even death.

It�s a hormone called PMSG that the pharma industry is after. Because the valuable hormone can only be found in the blood of mares in their early pregnancy, they are forced into repeated pregnancies and abortions. Finally, they are shipped off to be slaughtered once they�re too weak or old to become pregnant.

In a cruel cycle of animal exploitation, the precious hormone obtained from pregnant mare blood is used by the pig industry to make the industrial production of piglets even more efficient.

first gorilla cum, now horse blood

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:23

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I hate horses so I'm fine with this

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:23

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

2DCAT posted:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:25

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:25

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

horse vampires are no joke

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:25

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Sir Tonk posted:

[rips this off the wall and walks right out th[e museum with it to prominently display in the cspam white house foyer instead]

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:26

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SKULL.GIF posted:

just got this really gnarly email:

first gorilla cum, now horse blood

Biotech will solve this!

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:26

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Consummate Professional posted:

I hate horses so I'm fine with this

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:26

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

I need to watch Bullworth now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwv4avomXYo

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:27

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Horses are the dogs of farm animals, everyone's all horrified to eat or exploit them

Bitch we grind cows into slime

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:27

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

just got this really gnarly email:

first gorilla cum, now horse blood

Rural America needs those horse blood subsidies.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:28

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

I dunno why industrial deer farming hasn't taken off

venison is delicious, deer gently caress like rabbits and eat like rats, and they're incredibly breathtakingly dumb

# ? Apr 9, 2017 18:29