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WoodrowSkillson posted:holy poo poo please name your kid Conan Goons telling you to so something should be a huge red flag not to
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The ink soaks into the toothy paper of the birth certificate. P. Nurtis Conan Jr the Third.
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Apr 10, 2017 15:06
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Pnurtis Bort Sephiroph Holmes
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Apr 10, 2017 15:12
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:nicknames are fuckin dangerous is what im saying. also small towns are toxic & preteens are jerks. hi sorry i kinda got carried away. i started calling a short kid Stilts in junior high (cause he obviously wanted to be taller, so he should get some stilts) and by the time we graduated that was his name to everybody. even the teachers called him Stilts. i kind of felt bad about that one, but i think on the whole you did Dick King a favor
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Apr 10, 2017 15:19
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E: meh, I'm milking this bit too much
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Apr 10, 2017 15:27
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Blue Train posted:Goons telling you to so something should be a huge red flag not to Shut up don't loving ruin this
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Apr 10, 2017 15:28
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I [26F] am wondering if my BF [28M] might be gay with his best friend [29M]quote:I feel stupid typing this but I'm starting to wonder if my BF of 6 months is in a relationship with his best friend. She is getting cheated on.
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Apr 10, 2017 15:29
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WoodrowSkillson posted:I [26F] am wondering if my BF [28M] might be gay with his best friend [29M] Is this that gay agenda I keep hearing about? Sounds like a full schedule.
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Apr 10, 2017 15:33
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"also, he keeps telling me he has a beard, but he shaves every day. Is this more tomfoolery?"
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Apr 10, 2017 15:37
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All I want to know is what they do with their fully charged crystals.
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Apr 10, 2017 15:44
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Barudak posted:All I want to know is what they do with their fully charged crystals. Cast gay spells on the baby.
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Apr 10, 2017 15:44
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I'm going to call out a left field twist: it's really the bf's baby
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Apr 10, 2017 15:47
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WoodrowSkillson posted:I [26F] am wondering if my BF [28M] might be gay with his best friend [29M] best friend was there first, she's the person he's cheating with, or at least he would be if 29M wasn't letting this side relationship happen for the sake of appearances/bisexual boyfriend getting an extra outlet for his needs It's kind of adorable that it took her this long to put two and two together and she's still on the fence about it.
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Apr 10, 2017 15:56
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Mirthless posted:best friend was there first, she's the person he's cheating with, or at least he would be if 29M wasn't letting this side relationship happen for the sake of appearances/bisexual boyfriend getting an extra outlet for his needs I also like how "he helps his best friend with the extremely taxing duties of a single dad," is evidence of cheating on par with, "they say I Love you to each other"
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Apr 10, 2017 16:00
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I think the most obvious red flag should have been the fact that they live together with their kid in a house full of pictures of the two of them together with their kid
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Apr 10, 2017 16:01
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Mirthless posted:I think the most obvious red flag should have been the fact that they live together with their kid in a house full of pictures of the two of them together with their kid Right
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Apr 10, 2017 16:04
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Mirthless posted:I think the most obvious red flag should have been the fact that they live together with their kid in a house full of pictures of the two of them together with their kid Yeah, me and a lot of my dad friends hang out a lot and help each other when it's just one of them and their kids, but it never occurs to any of us to take pictures. Otherwise our wives might realize that we are all gay
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Apr 10, 2017 16:04
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I love how the comments are all people saying how crazy she is for ever inferring a gay relationship existing between 2 dudes that live together, share a couples membership at a gym, go on vacations together and share a bed, co-parent a child, and are constantly in close physical contact.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:07
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For some reason, the clothes borrowing thing is what tips the scales to me more than anything else. I've never known two straight men to share clothes. Everything else there I can buy as two real close friends. Going down that list it's all poo poo I've done or would be fine doing with friends, but sharing clothes? I dunno man.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:09
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Slugworth posted:For some reason, the clothes borrowing thing is what tips the scales to me more than anything else. I've never known two straight men to share clothes. Everything else there I can buy as two real close friends. I actually have a travel buddy that I go on vacation with a couple times a year and share a bed. But like, that's just good financial planning as long as there's no eye contact
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Apr 10, 2017 16:11
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Do you guys really know straight friends that are super handsy with each other?
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Apr 10, 2017 16:13
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new phone who dis posted:Do you guys really know straight friends that are super handsy with each other? Foreign ones, yes. In other cultures, like Arab ones, it's like super normal for good friends to even hold hands. But if it turns out these are two American boys then yah, gay as gently caress
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Apr 10, 2017 16:18
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Drunk Nerds posted:Yeah, me and a lot of my dad friends hang out a lot and help each other when it's just one of them and their kids, but it never occurs to any of us to take pictures. Otherwise our wives might realize that we are all gay If you have couple-y pictures "all over your house" of you and one of your friends in particular, yeah, your wife wouldn't exactly be insane to think you might have something going on with that particular friend quote:The place is full of photos with the two of them and baby. Sorry, not going to accept a "Mirthless just being crazy ol' Mirthless" on this one, this is just loving weird outside of the context of being a couple
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Apr 10, 2017 16:19
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Drunk Nerds posted:Foreign ones, yes. In other cultures, like Arab ones, it's like super normal for good friends to even hold hands. I'm aware of this anecdotally but I've never really seen it in action in the US, even amongst those groups.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:19
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Lareine posted:You're naming it Pnurtis, right? seriously, if you don't nickname that kid Pnurtis I'm calling CPS
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Apr 10, 2017 16:20
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new phone who dis posted:I'm aware of this anecdotally but I've never really seen it in action in the US, even amongst those groups. Very true. I'm just playing devils advocate because I find it amusing that we have a good debate going as to "which of these seven gay behaviors is the gayest"
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Apr 10, 2017 16:23
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Me [29F] with my fiance [28m] of three years. He logged into my Facebook and sent my ex-BF [29m] some horrible messages and comments as "me." This has to be a deal breaker but he's begging me not to leave. Help? quote:So this story spans about 3 weeks or so, it kicked off when we were moving stuff out of my apartment to move into "our" apartment. We came across a memorabilia box that I honestly hadn't seen or much less opened for at least 8 years. My fiancé opened it and found some souvenir pictures that I'd taken with my ex-BF when we'd taken a trip to Orlando. We'd done those cheesy pose at the castle, picture on the roller coaster, water ride etc... So there were maybe five pics of us together. I really love how crippling insecurity will make a person so crazy that they'll nuke a functional relationship from orbit. On the plus side, at least she hadn't married him yet.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:24
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Counterpoint that makes her the bad guy: It turns out their landlord is a bizarro version of Mr Roper from Threes Company Edit: this was about the gay poo poo Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Apr 10, 2017 |
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Apr 10, 2017 16:25
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Drunk Nerds posted:Foreign ones, yes. In other cultures, like Arab ones, it's like super normal for good friends to even hold hands. The woman would also not be suspicious then. Any individual thing here is fine, hell, we should probably be supportive of dudes being less guarded in their emotions and more willing to let their guard down with close friends, but nah bruh no straight guys act that way.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:28
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Drunk Nerds posted:Counterpoint that makes her the bad guy: This would be a good show, lets get a pilot together and make millions
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Apr 10, 2017 16:28
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:Me [29F] with my fiance [28m] of three years. He logged into my Facebook and sent my ex-BF [29m] some horrible messages and comments as "me." This has to be a deal breaker but he's begging me not to leave. Help? The only way this could be more peak r/r was if we found her fiancee's previous throwaway posting "Me [28M] with my girl [29F] she seems too much into her ex like keeping old pictures and stuff plz adivse?"
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Apr 10, 2017 16:35
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new phone who dis posted:Do you guys really know straight friends that are super handsy with each other?
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Apr 10, 2017 16:35
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Slugworth posted:American Italians, absolutely. In greeting and leaving only though, right? They don't sit around holding hands and borderline cuddling and poo poo, do they?
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Apr 10, 2017 16:39
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Bubblyblubber posted:The only way this could be more peak r/r was if we found her fiancee's previous throwaway posting "Me [28M] with my girl [29F] she seems too much into her ex like keeping old pictures and stuff plz adivse?" and this was one of the incredibly retarded elaborate revenge plots proposed in the comments
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Apr 10, 2017 16:42
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new phone who dis posted:In greeting and leaving only though, right? They don't sit around holding hands and borderline cuddling and poo poo, do they? Look at this guy who's never seen the erotic thriller, Goodfellas
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Apr 10, 2017 16:42
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new phone who dis posted:In greeting and leaving only though, right? They don't sit around holding hands and borderline cuddling and poo poo, do they? I'm not trying to Mirthless this - They're probably gay, and at the very least, she's totally reasonable for being concerned. But because of the clothes sharing more than anything.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:51
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WoodrowSkillson posted:My BF just jokes that if people don't think you're gay, your bestie isn't doing the job right. Wisdom.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:53
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Slugworth posted:Keeping in mind we always have a possibly unreliable narrator, yeah, even that doesn't really jump out at me that much. Like yeah, if they're just watching tv cuddling, that's odd. But she says 'arms around eachother's shoulders, and yeah, that's pretty common among that group. Again, if it's constant, it's weird, but that's a go-to photo pose for some of these guys, as is 'Sees two people talking at party, walks up and throws his arm around one's shoulders and enters the conversation'. I've had to slink my way out of that maneuver on occasion. I've done it myself for pictures, but just because you feel like it seems either drunk or gay or both.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:59
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Lockback posted:Wisdom. The threads dying to know: are the two of you actually gay?????
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One of my best friends turned out to be bi and I had no idea. We hung out all the time, and he was my go-to "what are you up to, let's do something!" I woke up in his arms a couple times and it was just funny to me. So it's not out of the question that men can have a relationship that is very close. One of them gay yeah maybe but it's not guaranteed to be what she thinks. The last part about acting extra gay for kicks sounds like us too. When I learned my buddy married a huge black dude I thought he was doing it for the extra money you get from being married in the military. It took several facebook conversations for me to understand I was just oblivious the whole time. I don't know. Could go either way just like her bf lol
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