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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


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Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Wrong thread

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Alarbus posted:

If it's not government property, cutting it can't be any more illegal than it being put on there. I wonder how they'd respond if you pulled out a cordless angle grinder from the trunk? It'd probably be taken off pretty quickly.

Sounds like a job for Angle Grinder Man.

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005



Mystery solved?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cbr0a4IuFw

I mean, everything is awesome, including the line I'm gonna quote. But I couldn't decide which thread nonetheless:


:allears:

What the gently caress are you posting a Finnegan's Garage video in the terrible thread? Hand in your AI card and leave immediately.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

loving awesome


Mr. Wiggles posted:

Wrong thread

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Clearly I need to spend more time in central montana if that's what people drive up there.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Wrong thread

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Meydey posted:

True story: When I went to a Subaru dealer to trade in my 96 Taurus wagon (uggg), we had almost decided on a 3 year used 99 Forester. The process was taking awhile and the kids were whining so we hopped in the Taurus and ran to Mcds to shut them up. As we pulled back into the lot, the transmission literally poo poo itself and left a 30 foot trail of sorrow and shame across across the front of the Subaru lot. Trade in went from $3k to a $500 pity trade in immediately. Took 4 sales guys to push it away (hopefully to a crusher)

The AX4N transmission strikes again.

You want a poo poo auto (outside of CVT), be lucky to never have a CD4E.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


What transmission was in the 1998 Olds Intrigue?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

iospace posted:

What transmission was in the 1998 Olds Intrigue?

4t60

Not a bad transmission, main problem were shift solenoids. You think, not a problem, drop out the pan and replace them since it is just the valve body. Then you realize crap, subframe prevents that.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Kinda wanna meet the person that drives this. Not be besties or anything, just wanna buy them a beer.

spookykid fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Apr 12, 2017

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Colostomy Bag posted:

4t60

Not a bad transmission, main problem were shift solenoids. You think, not a problem, drop out the pan and replace them since it is just the valve body. Then you realize crap, subframe prevents that.

Then please explain why mine kept on eating them.

Or would "brother drives like a maniac" also work?

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
I swear I've seen this before.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

iospace posted:

Then please explain why mine kept on eating them.

Or would "brother drives like a maniac" also work?

Yeah, that will do it.

Had a Buick with a 4t65E. Which was a tad sturdier. Even that gave me the hard shift issues around 90K.

The funny thing is when you tear one apart you realize if they spent $20 extra on sturdier parts it would outlast you. But when multiplied by 5,000,000 units you start to see bean counter math.

Probably the coolest transmission with the "just gently caress it make it work transmission" is the TH425. Take a bulletproof TH400, strap some chains to it so it can drive the front wheels. To this day, I feel the '68 Toronado and Elderado are the coolest ever.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/driver-with-open-beer-log-suspension-stopped-in-west-quebec

quote:

the four tires showed signs of advanced wear (including no tread in some spots), it was missing its windshield wipers and had a rear suspension held in place by the wooden logs.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


One part wrong thread, 4 parts right one for driving a trecel

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

is that an industrial sized 02 tank?!

rarbatrol
Apr 17, 2011

Hurt//maim//kill.

Preoptopus posted:

is that an industrial sized 02 tank?!

drat, it is. I thought that was nitrogen at first glance.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Obligatory Man from LOx video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUKcHe0-m_I

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

chrisgt has a passport?

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

nm posted:

I swear I've seen this before.

I'm pretty sure I have seen it in town. Most of those license plates are from Missoula (all the ones that start with a 4).

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Deteriorata posted:



http://47news.ru/articles/118838/

Google translate says a man was pissed at his wife for wanting to change her last name to "Verny" as part of a supermarket promotion so he filled her car with concrete. Russia.

I swear there was a movie or a TV show that had the concrete-in-a-car as a plot point.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
This thread, then the mechanical failures thread in a few days.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Memento posted:

This thread, then the mechanical failures thread in a few days.

:allbuttons:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

IOwnCalculus posted:

I swear there was a movie or a TV show that had the concrete-in-a-car as a plot point.

[video type="youtube​"]/F0qdHEBo3UU[/video]


gently caress this loving app not parsing YouTu.be links

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Apr 13, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Wasabi the J posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0qdHEBo3UU


gently caress this loving app not parsing YouTu.be links

The issue was a special character in the "youtube" bit, weird copy & paste crap.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Memento posted:

This thread, then the mechanical failures thread in a few days.

Wow

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Wasabi the J posted:

[video type="youtube​"]/F0qdHEBo3UU[/video]


gently caress this loving app not parsing YouTu.be links

just edit out the slash in the youtube code bit

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Memento posted:

This thread, then the mechanical failures thread in a few days.

:chloe:

I actually made a hissing noise when I first saw that.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I don't see the issue. It's way cheaper to just work "check high voltage hose clamps" into the maintenance guy's morning walk-through than it is to hire an electrician. Do you even know what those guys charge?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Breakfast Feud posted:

I don't see the issue. It's way cheaper to just work "check high voltage hose clamps" into the maintenance guy's morning walk-through than it is to hire an electrician. Do you even know what those guys charge?
Tell them they get paid after their walk-through. That'll save even more money.

thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006




Ottowa Citizen posted:

The MRC des Collines police said they pulled the 1999 Toyota Tercel over on Sunday at about 10:45 p.m. on route du Carrefour in Val-des-Monts after noticing the car didn’t have working brake lights.

After pulling the car over, they discovered that the 28-year-old driver had no proof of insurance and an open beer in the front seat, police said.

A closer inspection of the car also revealed that three of the four tires showed signs of advanced wear (including no tread in some spots), it was missing its windshield wipers and had a rear suspension held in place by the wooden logs.

“It was basically keeping the vehicle up,” said Sgt. Martin Fournel.

After administering a sobriety test, which the driver passed, police impounded the car so it could undergo a mechanical inspection. In addition to the towing bill, the driver was also given a $481 ticket for open alcohol. He will also be ticketed for various safety infractions and failing to have insurance documents.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
I have always wondered if wood blocks would work just as well or better than some of the cheap/ebay coilovers out there.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Well the problem with wood is it doesn't age well.

You leave it exposed to the elements for any length of time and it turns to poo poo.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø
A lot of box trucks use wood to thicken the frame in the box section.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

jamal posted:

I have always wondered if wood blocks would work just as well or better than some of the cheap/ebay coilovers out there.

xzzy posted:

Well the problem with wood is it doesn't age well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lignum_vitae

They used this wood (which is so dense that it sinks in water, and so oily that it's self-lubricating) for poo poo like turbine bearings and electrical insulators before the invention of engineering plastics.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IOwnCalculus posted:

I swear there was a movie or a TV show that had the concrete-in-a-car as a plot point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLjQiYBPQI


:allears:

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Apr 14, 2017

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

Sagebrush posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lignum_vitae

They used this wood (which is so dense that it sinks in water, and so oily that it's self-lubricating) for poo poo like turbine bearings and electrical insulators before the invention of engineering plastics.

In some applications they still use it; there's a bunch of hydroelectric plants where they never bothered stopping flow to change out because, well, if it ain't broke...

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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Wasabi the J posted:

[video type="youtube​"]F0qdHEBo3UU[/video]


gently caress this loving app not parsing YouTu.be links

:lol:

Now I wanna switch out the reactions in that with :vince:.

Neither of those though. The one I'm thinking of would've been mid 80s at newest, and I want to say it had Burt Reynolds or someone with a similar pornstache. Entirely possible I no longer have any idea what I'm talking about.

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