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Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Of course ww3 would be launched from Florida

How did I not think of this before?

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Trump is making the secret service pay for gold cart rentals at his own loving golf course lmao

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/852916859397689345

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

turn off the TV posted:

Trump is making the secret service pay for gold cart rentals at his own loving golf course lmao

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/852916859397689345

Are the carts actually gold leaf or is that a misspelling? Either is believable in this reality.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

If the secret service were fiscally responsible they would run along side the POTUS golf cart , a la the pope mobile

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

The Archaic posted:

You know Kim Jung Un would love the poo poo out of Trump's tacky rich guy stuff. He'd never wanna leave the Maralago.

See, in order to beat Kim Jung Un, we needed our own Kim Jung Un.

Seriously though you're right. They would probably get along great, just hanging out with Dennis Rodman and talking about bitches and poo poo.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Egbert Souse posted:

Spicer needs to grow a pair and wear his fursuit in public.

Pretty sure Navy Reservists can't wear fursuits while performing their drills. I mean, the Army doesn't permit that sort of thing, I sort of feel like it'd be frowned upon in the Navy too.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Kiryen posted:

Pretty sure Navy Reservists can't wear fursuits while performing their drills. I mean, the Army doesn't permit that sort of thing, I sort of feel like it'd be frowned upon in the Navy too.

I have a feeling active sub duty wouldnt care

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

my new dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/852510810287075329

its that easy folks! easy d, easy living. just gotta sit here and do nothing

"At the right time everyone will come to their senses" is what people said about the loving election and here we are lol.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/JasonKander/status/852932574641049600

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

The easy (d) way out

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

turn off the TV posted:

Trump is making the secret service pay for gold cart rentals at his own loving golf course lmao

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/852916859397689345

lol golf carts cost like $4k

they could have bought like 8 new golf carts for $35,000

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

I assume anyone in the world can vote because :effort: ?

I can see the form and I'm euro, didn't try to submit tho

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

maskenfreiheit posted:

no, i wasn't

there's a nugget of corn in that shitpost that i am frustrated that we waited until nk had :siren:nuclear weapons:siren: to even seriously discuss a pre-emptive strike

that was bad and we (the US) should feel bad, but it is frustrating we may be drawn into a much larger, more dangerous conflict with larger losses in life than if we'd gone in earlier.

that being said, i honestly don't know what the move here is.

if we attack before they've nuked someone, then they wine we're imperialist dogs and level seoul or tokyo

if we attack after they've level seoul or tokyo... we'll they'll probably also call us imperialist dogs, if they have a chance to carpet large chunks of their country with bombs

You worry too much. When has using military force ever turned out to be a bad idea in the last fifty years? And in contrast to those other engagements, North Korea sounds like a very easy nut to crack. And it's perfect timing now that we have a president who has no real understanding of any of the factors at play and will just let the military handle it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

unpacked robinhood posted:

I assume anyone in the world can vote because :effort: ?

I can see the form and I'm euro, didn't try to submit tho

Too late your on a list now. I voted to get rid of the DoD and the FEC.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

NotWearingPants posted:

You worry too much. When has using military force ever turned out to be a bad idea in the last fifty years? And in contrast to those other engagements, North Korea sounds like a very easy nut to crack. And it's perfect timing now that we have a president who has no real understanding of any of the factors at play and will just let the military handle it.

Yeah China will love it

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Tumble posted:

lol golf carts cost like $4k

they could have bought like 8 new golf carts for $35,000

There's a good chance that they either can't operate private carts on the club, or aren't allowed to use its storage space.

Because why would you make an exception for the loving secret service

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
lol

https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/852987486691262464

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
John Scalzi rules I keep forgetting to follow him on Twitter

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Submitted. See you on the other side.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Check out this cool and good website: https://istrumpatmaralago.org/

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/852992918650585088

"These allied governments might get angry at us if we pander TOO hard to our base at their expense, we'd better use a dog whistle this time, so they won't notice"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol yeah I'm sure Trump is gonna gently caress with Switzerland, where god knows how many of his billionaie friends have god knows how much money buried

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
"North korea must be dealt with, and south Korea too, as well as China" easy d

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/852997173730054144

Holy poo poo holy poo poo holy poo poo please let this happen oh man oh maaannnn

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

haljordan posted:

lol yeah I'm sure Trump is gonna gently caress with Switzerland, where god knows how many of his billionaie friends have god knows how much money buried

Switzerland cracked down on a lot of the laws that allowed this to happen so the money is in "Panama" now.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Switzerland cracked down on a lot of the laws that allowed this to happen so the money is in "Panama" now.

Remember when the Panama papers were released and promptly ignored? Lol :smith:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/852997173730054144

Holy poo poo holy poo poo holy poo poo please let this happen oh man oh maaannnn

Hey man rapists gotta stick together

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...decision-not-to

White House Says It Will No Longer Release Visitor Logs To The Public

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/14/523968950/white-house-says-it-will-no-longer-release-visitor-logs-to-the-public

lol

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

turn off the TV posted:

20 million people are probably gonna die on Saturday.

I must have missed some lols. What exactly is happening Saturday?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Train posted:

Remember when the Panama papers were released and promptly ignored? Lol :smith:

That's wrong they sued the whistleblowers

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/852992918650585088

"These allied governments might get angry at us if we pander TOO hard to our base at their expense, we'd better use a dog whistle this time, so they won't notice"

what is that even supposed to mean, do I live in an axis of evil state now

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/852992918650585088

"These allied governments might get angry at us if we pander TOO hard to our base at their expense, we'd better use a dog whistle this time, so they won't notice"

Wait so is he mad at the euro? Germany doesn't have their own currency anymore

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

maskenfreiheit posted:

Wait so is he mad at the euro? Germany doesn't have their own currency anymore

who knew international currencies could be so complicated

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

System Metternich posted:

what is that even supposed to mean, do I live in an axis of evil state now

Our allies. Sheesh

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Egbert Souse posted:

Spicer needs to grow a pair and wear his fursuit in public.

He should wear that bunny costume for one his press conferences.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

TotalLossBrain posted:

Check out this cool and good website: https://istrumpatmaralago.org/

Lol!

Yes, this is exactly what I wanted, and then some!

naem
May 29, 2011

proof of concept posted:

Our allies. Sheesh

I'm pretty sure we are the bad guys now

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

who knew international currencies could be so complicated

"Who knew posting could be so complicated​?" is my new go-to defense for when I make a bad post.

Like this one.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Mammal Sauce posted:

I must have missed some lols. What exactly is happening Saturday?

Norks gonna blow up a nuke for grandpa's birthday.

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/852862819913658369

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