Malachite_Dragon posted:

None of you are funny.

BJPaskoff posted:

Pun chains are the one time I wish SA was like Reddit where all the pun replies would be contained to a single group that could be minimized so I'd never see it and also so all of you could downvote this here post of mine so no one could ever see it either.

Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:

I knew someone at the DMV who was involved with their recalling of the "PUSSY" plate over a decade ago. Yes, they actually let it out, it was owned by a little old cat lady who fought it every step of the way.

Platystemon posted:

Cat lady grabbed the pussy before it was cool.

Cacafuego posted:

Pun chains are the best because it outs the autists who have no sense of humor, but love to let people know they don't like something

Avshalom posted:

Avshalom posted:

i love arik's rapt expression as he gets really uncomfortably close to lc

Grandmother of Five posted:

I'd like to make a general request about sharing info on stories of why any off-sites might have sprung from SA. I get that talking about off-sites might be drama-prone, since I'm assuming most off-sites come about because people were unhappy with SA, but it seems like a topic that fits this thread.

Syd Midnight posted:

You can use a modified Drake Equation to estimate how many there are

There's been at least 2830 permabans, divide those by average number of re-regs, 5080 autobans which is good for at least 3000 Leaving Forevers, 21000 regular bans multiplied by the tenbux percentage; 200000 accounts including 100k hour probations, 11280 gassed threads divided by tantrum factor, plug in a shitposter percentage then divide it all by number of shitposters required to keep a subforum going @ 6 subforums per forum = number of habitable forums capable of sustaining life based solely on hatred of goons, Lowtax, and mods.

I assume Dare, Matt Damon,and Bitchkilla accounts cancel out J4Gs and other MMO griefing victims, numerically

Avshalom posted:

gleebster posted:

I'm not judging or getting down on a person for killing animals, I just want to know for information. Is he sizing up a shofar?

Elsa posted:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

None of you are funny.

purple death ray posted:

Haha yes it's not the people who are repeating a joke someone else made for literal irl days that are the autists. yes good assessment of the situation

chernobyl kinsman posted:

InequalityGodzilla posted:

gently caress off, I made up all of those puns. I sat there and puzzled for a good five minutes straight trying to figure out how to work Eichmann into a plausible sentence.

No need to be so saur, kraut.

Picnic Princess posted:

Is it a full moon or something? Everyone is salty as heck.

Edit: LMAO it actually is

Slime posted:

im a wereshitposter

wayfinder posted:

do you like have a poster of the full moon in your room or something

Trig Discipline posted:

Powaqoatse posted:

purple death ray posted:

Haha yes it's not the people who are repeating a joke someone else made for literal irl days that are the autists. yes good assessment of the situation

Pirate Radar posted:

The First Rule of Autism, of course, is "He who smelt it, dealt it."

Skylark posted:

A dumpster fire is about as bad as it gets. You take trash, which has already found popularity among this type of person as a reference point to describe something bad , you pile up a lot of it, and you add the infamous element fire - which isn't necessarily bad, but dangerous and scary (fire hurt if you touch it)

Powaqoatse posted:

yeah!!

i think i smell burnt feathers and almonds

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

That's not autism; it's a stroke.

grittyreboot posted:

Does anyone have the image of the guy who thinks he's turning himself gay because he won't allow himself to imagine having sex with a woman?

Bogan King posted:

Most camera phones have a front facing camera too.

Elohssa Gib posted:

Smiling Jack posted:

Deep below the Pacific Ocean, noted director James Cameron pilots a custom built submersible to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Grasped in the robotic arm is a specially designed commemorative marker, cylindrical​ in nature. Cameron deftly places the marker at the deepest part of the trench, narrating for the cameras "Now, by leaving this here, Mankind has finally set the bar as low as it can possibly go. No one could set the bar lower."

The intercom crackles to life "Sir, Mortabis has posted again. He confused New York City with New York State and likes Rochester."

Cameron screams. His adversary is unstoppable.

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

plz don't kinkshame, there's nothing wrong with physically and mentally injuring those who you love most

Pick posted:

I saw a strung out 19-year-old do it for $300, therefore it is normal and healthy

I Was The Fury posted:

Most 19 year olds are willing to be degraded and verbally abused for 10 bucks an hour, so I'd say this was a pretty good deal

Cacafuego posted:

Pun chains are the best because it outs the autists who have no sense of humor, but love to let people know they don't like something

Karate Bastard posted:

We all know that's how somethingawful ends. That's how we can finally kill it. The one final nazi pun chain to... ugh.