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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

pens d corps starting to show the cracks we were all expecting sans letang.

i think maatta looks especially bad, and i'm getting more and more pessimistic about his overall outlook. he's disturbingly slow for a young guy and if anything it seems like he's making worse decisions with the puck as he gets older. his career WOWY's don't look great and it's looking more and more like he might turn into a bust

i would even be open to sitting him and playing gaunce instead for gm 5. normally i would just say shelter him, but we really don't have the depth for much sheltering at d

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

CBJSprague24 posted:

There's a certain irony in that this series is a failed off-the-mask-of-MAF save from being tied. Dubinsky had him beaten in OT in Game 3 and MAF got back just in time to have it ring off his lid.

I didn't see the game tonight due to my own beer league game but Columbus has played pretty well and maybe deserves a better fate.

That said I predicted Pens in 5 so maybe I can actually get one first round series right without being red xed.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Sharks Eat Bear posted:

pens d corps starting to show the cracks we were all expecting sans letang.

i think maatta looks especially bad, and i'm getting more and more pessimistic about his overall outlook. he's disturbingly slow for a young guy and if anything it seems like he's making worse decisions with the puck as he gets older. his career WOWY's don't look great and it's looking more and more like he might turn into a bust

i would even be open to sitting him and playing gaunce instead for gm 5. normally i would just say shelter him, but we really don't have the depth for much sheltering at d

ancient ron hainsey looks like he has a quicker burst and a better top speed than olli maata

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I didn't see the game tonight but I think Maatta has been pretty good this series in the games I've seen. He's Hal Gill slow but he usually makes up for it with how smart he is with the puck/his positioning.

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?
I missed the game tonight due to work but the only defenseman who I've noticed to be bad a lot is Ian Cole. Though Maatta is pretty slow and is probably getting exploited because of that.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

pens d corps starting to show the cracks we were all expecting sans letang.

i think maatta looks especially bad, and i'm getting more and more pessimistic about his overall outlook. he's disturbingly slow for a young guy and if anything it seems like he's making worse decisions with the puck as he gets older. his career WOWY's don't look great and it's looking more and more like he might turn into a bust

i would even be open to sitting him and playing gaunce instead for gm 5. normally i would just say shelter him, but we really don't have the depth for much sheltering at d

im pretty sure sullivan has just been rolling his d pairings 1-3 with zero sheltering

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Schremp Howard posted:

I missed the game tonight due to work but the only defenseman who I've noticed to be bad a lot is Ian Cole. Though Maatta is pretty slow and is probably getting exploited because of that.

my observations as a dumb hockey person are that tonight it seemed like all of them except for the ever superior Justin Schultz was getting beaten to every puck and every corner and every battle by the BJ forwards and it was making it very hard for their forwards to hold the line, and a lot harder than it needed to be to get the offense moving in the other direction

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ginette Reno posted:

I didn't see the game tonight due to my own beer league game but Columbus has played pretty well and maybe deserves a better fate.

That said I predicted Pens in 5 so maybe I can actually get one first round series right without being red xed.

CBJ were the better team in the first and arguably the third, Pens came back to life in the second. MAF gave up some ugly ones, Bob gave up a couple in close he probably should've had as he has this whole postseason, but both also made some strong saves, including a huge one by :cop: in the third.

It reminds me a bit of 2014 where neither goalie was particularly good

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Aye Doc posted:

my observations as a dumb hockey person are that tonight it seemed like all of them except for the ever superior Justin Schultz was getting beaten to every puck and every corner and every battle by the BJ forwards and it was making it very hard for their forwards to hold the line, and a lot harder than it needed to be to get the offense moving in the other direction

The Pens need to figure out these lovely first periods they're having. It obviously cost them tonight and could have easily cost them in any of the first three. Can't play comeback hockey all the time.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
The pens D had trouble accounting for columbus' D being so aggressive offensively. This makes sense, as it was do-or-die for the jackets, but it's unsustainable for an entire series - as it's too risky -Even for "safe is death" torts. This game was an anomaly, the pens will win the series, And Mitch McConnell will remain majority leader of the senate as evil continues to reign.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Wonderllama posted:

The pens D had trouble accounting for columbus' D being so aggressive offensively. This makes sense, as it was do-or-die for the jackets, but it's unsustainable for an entire series - as it's too risky -Even for "safe is death" torts. This game was an anomaly, the pens will win the series, And Mitch McConnell will remain majority leader of the senate as evil continues to reign.

The Jackets seemed to be giving up an abnormally high number of 2-on-1s which seemed to start from one D pinching to try and generate offense, hanging the second out to dry with no forward having dropped back to cover the position. The Pens cashed in on a couple of them, but I didn't see one at all tonight; whatever they were doing wrong seems to have been fixed, at least for now.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Listen to the first half hour of this. Nice break-down of the Flames loss, mostly for the sentence "Ducks are living between the Flames' ears rent free"

http://www.sportsnet.ca/960/the-big-show/the-big-show-2pm-695/

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Absolutley nothing is happening in the oilers game right now. Don't even bother looking it up.

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude

Powershift posted:

Absolutley nothing is happening in the oilers game right now. Don't even bother looking it up.

Oh believe me, I'm not.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
did you know that Draisaitl is the German word for "dick murder"

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Poor Oilers :[

Hopefully Chiarelli will take this game as a sign they still need help and then he can trade Looch for a non-playoff team's 1st rounder and maybe it will turn into a 1st overall and then they could get a good player to help the team do better next year and win the Stanley Cup imo.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

MononcQc posted:

other great things include goalie goals, players tripping on a shootout, some nobody getting dressed as a backup, ref getting a puck in the groin, and anthem singers falling over

Hey gently caress you buddy, I can say from personal experience that having someone tee one up at your junk is No Fun

The Golden Man posted:

The sad thing about being an old hockey fan is theres no video of the sickest poo poo from forever ago like when Steve Smith speared some flame so hard it ruptured his spleen

There was some video of mcsorley trying to spear someone in the face but I can't find it - he had a history of doing really vicious poo poo with his stick.

Brashear, 2000 - led to assault conviction and end of his career
https://youtu.be/eTOfsoJAij4

Bullard, 1988


If Matthews doesn't win the Calder and Babs get the Jack Adams I'm going to be real loving mad
https://youtu.be/gDFkgHCdmS4

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Kalenn Istarion posted:

Hey gently caress you buddy, I can say from personal experience that having someone tee one up at your junk is No Fun


There was some video of mcsorley trying to spear someone in the face but I can't find it - he had a history of doing really vicious poo poo with his stick.

Brashear, 2000 - led to assault conviction and end of his career
https://youtu.be/eTOfsoJAij4

Bullard, 1988


If Matthews doesn't win the Calder and Babs get the Jack Adams I'm going to be real loving mad
https://youtu.be/gDFkgHCdmS4

Matthews will win the Calder and Babs will win the Jack Adams because it's loving Toronto. It should be Gulutzan but he's the west and Alberta. But only Toronto matters.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Kalenn Istarion posted:

If Matthews doesn't win the Calder and Babs get the Jack Adams I'm going to be real loving mad
https://youtu.be/gDFkgHCdmS4

It's gonna be Laine + Torts because the voters are always the worst

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

tofes posted:

did you know that Draisaitl is the German word for "dick murder"

I enjoyed Mike Johnson (heh) explaining how getting hit with the shaft is bad enough but he got it with the tip.

:dong:

penis innuendo

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Captain Internet posted:

Matthews will win the Calder and Babs will win the Jack Adams because it's loving Toronto. It should be Gulutzan but he's the west and Alberta. But only Toronto matters.

He's not getting the Jack Adams for a 5th place to 4th place finish.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
If this was someone other than a guy like Ott I'd say it was accidental but it sure looks like he tried to kick Zuccarello

https://streamable.com/p87sa

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

ThinkTank posted:

Yeah, San Jose looks beaten here already and I don't know why.

we were wrong...tell your posters...we were wrong

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Levitate posted:

If this was someone other than a guy like Ott I'd say it was accidental but it sure looks like he tried to kick Zuccarello

https://streamable.com/p87sa

RUDE!!!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Oilers are backd, baby

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Levitate posted:

If this was someone other than a guy like Ott I'd say it was accidental but it sure looks like he tried to kick Zuccarello

https://streamable.com/p87sa

Agreed. Please suspend Ott indefinitely.

... please

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Honestly, I'm just done after tonight's game. I felt positive going into the game, but I stopped watching after it was 4-0, and seeing it end up 7-0 just makes things worse. All those positive feelings are gone. That was the worst game the Oilers played all season, and it's beyond frustrating when the Oilers had been the better team in the series, could've been up 3-0 if they didn't fall asleep in Game 1, and instead now they're tied 2-2. But there's no chance in hell they're winning another game in this series. They're done. Stick the :fork: in them, they aren't coming back.

At least we made the playoffs, at least we won 2 games, and at least the Flames still suck more than we do. Now hopefully Chiarelli does some work in the off-season to make us better, because this team isn't going far the way they are right now.

Congrats on your series win, Sharks fans.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
This may just be because I'm watching the series that have them all in them, but are there more shutouts these playoffs than usual?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Kilza posted:

Honestly, I'm just done after tonight's game. I felt positive going into the game, but I stopped watching after it was 4-0, and seeing it end up 7-0 just makes things worse. All those positive feelings are gone. That was the worst game the Oilers played all season, and it's beyond frustrating when the Oilers had been the better team in the series, could've been up 3-0 if they didn't fall asleep in Game 1, and instead now they're tied 2-2. But there's no chance in hell they're winning another game in this series. They're done. Stick the :fork: in them, they aren't coming back.

At least we made the playoffs, at least we won 2 games, and at least the Flames still suck more than we do. Now hopefully Chiarelli does some work in the off-season to make us better, because this team isn't going far the way they are right now.

Congrats on your series win, Sharks fans.

lol, holy poo poo.

It was one game. Maybe they needed this, Maybe we needed this.


e: Maybe this game tape will be playing during Draisaitl's contract negotiations.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Apr 19, 2017

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Kilza posted:

Honestly, I'm just done after tonight's game. I felt positive going into the game, but I stopped watching after it was 4-0, and seeing it end up 7-0 just makes things worse. All those positive feelings are gone. That was the worst game the Oilers played all season, and it's beyond frustrating when the Oilers had been the better team in the series, could've been up 3-0 if they didn't fall asleep in Game 1, and instead now they're tied 2-2. But there's no chance in hell they're winning another game in this series. They're done. Stick the :fork: in them, they aren't coming back.

At least we made the playoffs, at least we won 2 games, and at least the Flames still suck more than we do. Now hopefully Chiarelli does some work in the off-season to make us better, because this team isn't going far the way they are right now.

Congrats on your series win, Sharks fans.

Hahahah what the gently caress is this.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Hahahah what the gently caress is this.

As they say in Edmonton, that's gonna hurt when he sobers up.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


When i made the thread title today, it was referring to CBJ potentially getting knocked out... not SJ going total ham on EDM. :stare:

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude
Yeah, it's one game. Teams have to "learn to win in the playoffs" and all that. Maybe the Oilers will get all their learning through failure done in one concentrated sucktastic game. It's not quite doom and gloom territory yet.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

That was the Oilers that I know and love :D

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


iospace posted:

When i made the thread title today, it was referring to CBJ potentially getting knocked out... not SJ going total ham on EDM. :stare:

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

e: louie debrusk looks like he has been crying.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


GuavaMoment posted:

Yeah, it's one game. Teams have to "learn to win in the playoffs" and all that. Maybe the Oilers will get all their learning through failure done in one concentrated sucktastic game. It's not quite doom and gloom territory yet.

It's a best of 3 now with two of those games in Edmonton.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Kilza posted:

Honestly, I'm just done after tonight's game. I felt positive going into the game, but I stopped watching after it was 4-0, and seeing it end up 7-0 just makes things worse. All those positive feelings are gone. That was the worst game the Oilers played all season, and it's beyond frustrating when the Oilers had been the better team in the series, could've been up 3-0 if they didn't fall asleep in Game 1, and instead now they're tied 2-2. But there's no chance in hell they're winning another game in this series. They're done. Stick the :fork: in them, they aren't coming back.

At least we made the playoffs, at least we won 2 games, and at least the Flames still suck more than we do. Now hopefully Chiarelli does some work in the off-season to make us better, because this team isn't going far the way they are right now.

Congrats on your series win, Sharks fans.

lol

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Kilza posted:

Honestly, I'm just done after tonight's game. I felt positive going into the game, but I stopped watching after it was 4-0, and seeing it end up 7-0 just makes things worse. All those positive feelings are gone. That was the worst game the Oilers played all season, and it's beyond frustrating when the Oilers had been the better team in the series, could've been up 3-0 if they didn't fall asleep in Game 1, and instead now they're tied 2-2. But there's no chance in hell they're winning another game in this series. They're done. Stick the :fork: in them, they aren't coming back.

At least we made the playoffs, at least we won 2 games, and at least the Flames still suck more than we do. Now hopefully Chiarelli does some work in the off-season to make us better, because this team isn't going far the way they are right now.

Congrats on your series win, Sharks fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_4VEocw44

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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Kilza posted:

Honestly, I'm just done after tonight's game. I felt positive going into the game, but I stopped watching after it was 4-0, and seeing it end up 7-0 just makes things worse. All those positive feelings are gone. That was the worst game the Oilers played all season, and it's beyond frustrating when the Oilers had been the better team in the series, could've been up 3-0 if they didn't fall asleep in Game 1, and instead now they're tied 2-2. But there's no chance in hell they're winning another game in this series. They're done. Stick the :fork: in them, they aren't coming back.

At least we made the playoffs, at least we won 2 games, and at least the Flames still suck more than we do. Now hopefully Chiarelli does some work in the off-season to make us better, because this team isn't going far the way they are right now.

Congrats on your series win, Sharks fans.

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