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I can't even read that without my eyes struggling to slide over the rest of it in what I can only assume as an attempt to stop further brain cell loss from occuring.
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Lil Peeler posted:It's so incredible how nothing makes any sense at all. Like not a single thought connects to the previous thought. Can you imagine talking to a person like this and then saying "yes this person should make key decisions that impact my life?" Like this person should be in charge of my finances and home security? I just don't understand how anyone who reads that or listens to him talk about issues can go "Yeup, that's mah guy and I like him!" I am not being facetious. I do not understand. Do those people just hear a tone or way of speaking that's familiar to them? idgi
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 06:15 |
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I like how that graphic stipulates it's about non-partisan coverage only. It's a hilarious self-own left wholly intact.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 06:23 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:I just don't understand how anyone who reads that or listens to him talk about issues can go "Yeup, that's mah guy and I like him!" I am not being facetious. I do not understand. Racism. That's all there is to it.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 06:28 |
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There's not going to be a fuckin civil war over trump the tardo. This isn't twilight with hashtags determining teams and glitter bomb wars... oh oh god
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 06:32 |
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Lil Peeler posted:Extrapolating this is very depressing because I'm pretty sure it only ends in civil war. RIP Just move to a major city, then you'll get at most a few hours to feel depressed and possibly get drunk before suddenly not caring any more.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 07:30 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:Do those people just hear a tone or way of speaking that's familiar to them? idgi I'm not sure, but it's something like that. For example, watch this re-enactment of the presidential debate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU06-3mPH1I Trump's speech is still a nonsensical mess, but it no longer sounds like he is mentally handicapped or has brain damage. It just sounds like he has no idea what he is talking about. My guess is that it's a class thing, I'm just not sure how Trump manages to sound lower class, despite being an ultra rich trust fund kid that had everything handed to him from birth.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 08:00 |
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During trumps formative years he typically hung out with wannabe celebs not your usual cadre of upmarket city elites, so I imagine he just never learned to talk to educated adults
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 08:56 |
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The fact that 42% still supports him is dangerously lol-worthy
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 09:49 |
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Tingfinder posted:The fact that 42% still supports him is dangerously lol-worthy Think of the glass thats 42% full. The bottom bit is usually backwash anyway.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Trump's speech is still a nonsensical mess, but it no longer sounds like he is mentally handicapped or has brain damage. It just sounds like he has no idea what he is talking about. No, he legit-no-irony-no-lol-bigly-serious sounds like someone suffering from dementia who has a large group of handlers desperately trying to get him to remember basic talking points. I like when people just post photoshops and jpegs in this thread because reading transcripts gives me this sinking feeling in my stomach that I think might be terror
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 11:36 |
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Professor Shark posted:No, he legit-no-irony-no-lol-bigly-serious sounds like someone suffering from dementia who has a large group of handlers desperately trying to get him to remember basic talking points. I can't imagine that stress is good for you if you have early signs of dementia. Could it be the reason why he's shipped off to golf and recuperate 3 days per week?
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 11:45 |
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/856258508030955520 I lol'd so hard at this that I literally, no joke, ejaculated super hard and now my dick hurts. oh my got its beautiful.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 11:47 |
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This one is my favorite
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:00 |
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"I used to get great press" ie. he bought full-page ads advocating the death penalty
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:05 |
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Professor Shark posted:This one is my favorite Jesus Christ
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:11 |
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I Keep reading that as "Here's a part of your story, it's going to be a big mmmrfamrnmf.. I'm not delaying anything, I'll tell you the other thing is remmfhhbermmhhh. And it got worse. Smmmarmlerrebemmh.That was one thing."
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:12 |
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thanks for all the lols
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:14 |
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Since someone asked for the picture here are the variations. Some top photoshops everyone also lol
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:16 |
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Tingfinder posted:The fact that 42% still supports him is dangerously lol-worthy We replaced this democrat president with a republican president that cant do their job at all. Let's see what people rhink of the job hes doing 42% say At least hes not black
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:17 |
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Professor Shark posted:This one is my favorite the real lol is that this is probably the best, truthful representation of USA, if you include everyone in the country
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:20 |
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Madcosby posted:We replaced this democrat president with a republican president that cant do their job at all. Let's see what people rhink of the job hes doing This is un-ironically true. "At least he's not Obongo", a common refrain.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:28 |
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good dog in chief, fine dog
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:32 |
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What really bothers me is the phrase in the brackets. "wrong big on election" seriously? I can spin it all I want, it doesn't make zero sense. LOL
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:39 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:50 |
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AP Trump Interview posted:TRUMP: Yeah. Let me give me an example. A little before I took office there was a terrible article about the F-35 fighter jet. It was hundreds of billions of dollars over budget. It was seven years behind schedule. It was a disaster. So I called in Lockheed and I said, "I'm sorry, we're going to have to bid this out to another company, namely Boeing," or whoever else. But Boeing. And I called in Boeing and I started getting competing offers back and forth. ... lololol imagine if this were true and what that would do to Lockheeds stock price if they were chopping billions and billions of dollars out of their pockets because the president said "make them cheaper"
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Multilake posted:What really bothers me is the phrase in the brackets. "wrong big on election" seriously? I can spin it all I want, it doesn't make zero sense. LOL Little known fact: Trump is actually a hardcore homestar runner fan, and has created numerous fan characers, including "wrong big", "bad sad" and his own self-insert "Easy D".
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:00 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856481786938916865 General E. Watch is my OC, do not steal
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:18 |
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https://twitter.com/fivefifths/stat...%3D5542%23pti25
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:24 |
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Tumble posted:lololol imagine if this were true and what that would do to Lockheeds stock price if they were chopping billions and billions of dollars out of their pockets because the president said "make them cheaper" haha. quote:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-a7698816.html conversely, LOL quote:http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/03/politics/f-35-lockheed-martin-cost-reduction/ "Nobody wrote that story. "...
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:26 |
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Watch!
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:27 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856484873133060101 Another one! I think he had a stroke after the "if" tho..
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:30 |
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The president of the United States is literally retarded e: i can't stop laughing, people are staring already and i can't stop laughing. jesus loving christ, the president is literally "special"
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:30 |
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I'm starting to think that between the F-35 thing and this electoral college rambling, that on top of any dementia, his fragile ego broke and his team are trying to pat him on the back with this bullshit to keep him going "Nobody else could have won against those odds, but you did! And look what you did with the F-35! Only you could do that! Big boy!" either that or its the voices in his head, which are apparently more articulate than him because he cant seem to piece together.. well, anything let alone a loving wall
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:32 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Trump probably saw this Reminds of a Capcom Street Fighter game over screen.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:34 |
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Multilake posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856484873133060101 maybe he had to wipe
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:34 |
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god that's amazing
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:37 |
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If
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:37 |
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mike12345 posted:maybe he had to wipe I'm predicting one more. We are just nine minutes in, give the old man time for his 140 characters.
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trump is actually a major cinefile
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