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I went back and read all the comics and just wanted to mention that her little beginning smile in the last panel is beautifully executed.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:12 |
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The Eagle makes me happy. The word for today is enema quote:u/Throwaway4Lunch UPDATE quote:UPDATE] Bf [25 M] gave himself an enema in my [26 F] house's bathtub...am I overreacting? GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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therobit posted:Yeah I wsse thinking the same thing. If he wants a trade yes the IBEW would start an apprentice where he needs to be but I would never take educational advice from someone who has 3 junior college degrees. After 2 you need to think about why you aren't employable. I bet they are all from for profit schools that advertise on daytime TV.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:19 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Boyfriend giving himself enemas You know, I'm pretty sure the guy smearing liquid poo poo all over someone's loving bath and not telling them or even giving them a head's up before they walked in and then guilt tripping her is the one in the wrong. But maybe I'm just a prude. He was totally doing it on purpose. Scat discovery fetish? That's a new one to me.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:27 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:pegging Ah, the goon husband [edit] why did youy edit out the pegger
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:32 |
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^^^ here we go, I broke it up into a miniseries. While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a fapping, As my husband gently fapping, fapping off to enema porn. quote:Me [34F] with husband [32M] married 6 years, sex with him is getting weird and he isn't listening [NSFW] Gorilla Salad posted:He was totally doing it on purpose. Scat discovery fetish? That's a new one to me. I think so too. "Well.. I suppose you can come in, I'm in the tub tee hee" GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Apr 25, 2017 |
# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:38 |
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Two-fer! Me [21F] and my boyfriend [20M] of 2 years. Said something very weird and I'm wondering if I have the right to be freaked out? quote:Very short post. Me and my boyfriend have been together 2 happy years, and we live together. We've had no major issues, except sometimes he'll say something stupid and I don't understand why he says it. Examples would be: "I wouldn't mind if your boobs were bigger" Actually make it a three-fer. Dumb + ephebophile + open relationship.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:53 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:The word for today is enema Listen lady, where else was I supposed to drain it, your sink? Some people!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:55 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:Listen lady, where else was I supposed to drain it, your sink? Some people and their weird uptight hangups. He blames poor communication for the split. I don't know, he communicated he wanted to spritz his colon in her bath, and she communicated it made her feel sick very effectively. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Apr 25, 2017 |
# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:56 |
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quote:Does anyone have any idea what he was thinking and why in the world he'd say something like that?? Truly a mystery for the underages.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:00 |
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Well as a european i feel obligated to mention that 15 and 16 is legal in most of europe with this said, we still consider dudes who creep on these girls "creeps"
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:00 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:But maybe I'm just a prude. Nah, anyone in a healthy kink relationship would be open to telling their partner about what they're into. Girl dodged a bullet. The idea of her walking in to her boyfriend perched on the edge of the tub in a slav squat hosing out his colon like it's business as usual is funny as gently caress though DJ Fuckboy Supreme fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Cakefarts Carol posted:The idea of her walking in to her boyfriend perched on the edge of the tub in a slav squat hosing out his colon like it's business as usual is funny as gently caress though Elsa, if you had time this would be a great comic.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:03 |
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whenever I think of fetishes my mind jumps to the episode of the f-plus that mentioned "hyperballs" and I still have no idea what that means but sometimes I just think of that word and laugh
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:03 |
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I assume it means the balls are like, slapping against the other person's asscheeks suuuuuper fast, like rapapapapapapapapapapapapappapap instead of plubplubplubplubplub
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:04 |
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Seriously though the enema thing is loving weird but if that's her reaction to a little poo juice in the tub she'd better never get a pet or have a baby, that's all I'm saying.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:09 |
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Pick posted:I assume it means the balls are like, slapping against the other person's asscheeks suuuuuper fast, like rapapapapapapapapapapapapappapap instead of plubplubplubplubplub its just testicles in 4-dimensional space
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:10 |
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The baby does that because it doesn't know any better and cannot control itself. It's the same reason that you don't freak out when your cat has to poop in a box full of cat litter. But if you caught your husband pooping in a box full of cat litter, you would be like, what the gently caress
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:09 |
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Pick posted:I assume it means the balls are like, slapping against the other person's asscheeks suuuuuper fast, like rapapapapapapapapapapapapappapap instead of plubplubplubplubplub Guess they're non Euclidean, attached to some eldritch thing. E- that's the weirdest efb ever, gently caress
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:11 |
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Pick posted:whenever I think of fetishes my mind jumps to the episode of the f-plus that mentioned "hyperballs" and I still have no idea what that means but sometimes I just think of that word and laugh IIRC from an old thread here it's when dudes inject saline into their ballsacks so it swells up super big but then eventually your body reabsorbs the saline and it goes away. I think some people also do it with synthol which is a whole nother level of body horror.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:35 |
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I'm very unhappy that I know that now
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 10:16 |
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You can be happy that makes you sad, though, so it all works out.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 10:23 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:Seriously though the enema thing is loving weird but if that's her reaction to a little poo juice in the tub she'd better never get a pet or have a baby, that's all I'm saying. I've had cats and dogs for literally my entire life and I'd still throw out a person making GBS threads on my bathtub.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 11:15 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Elsa, if you had time this would be a great comic. hah I'm seeing a shot of the girlfriend in the doorway with a hose and the dude's ankles in the foreground. I don't have my gear with me but should in a couple hours
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 13:48 |
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ZearothK posted:I've had cats and dogs for literally my entire life and I'd still throw out a person making GBS threads on my bathtub. Oh yeah for sure, I just meant the retching and thinking it will never be clean again.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 13:54 |
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Pick posted:I assume it means the balls are like, slapping against the other person's asscheeks suuuuuper fast, like rapapapapapapapapapapapapappapap instead of plubplubplubplubplub Nope. Its balls so large you can use them as a king-sized bed. Or bigger.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 13:59 |
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The multiple Associate's thing could be as a result from previous scholastic mistakes making a 4 year school unlikely or a monetary thing. Community college is way cheaper and they may qualify for enough aid to make it free, but not enough to cover the cost of a four year degree. I could see why someone kept returning to JC to get degrees instead of a 4 year school if they were just looking for employment opportunities.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 13:59 |
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Pick posted:whenever I think of fetishes my mind jumps to the episode of the f-plus that mentioned "hyperballs" and I still have no idea what that means but sometimes I just think of that word and laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un7QiXsnF_Y
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:36 |
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I [17M] am confused with this girl [17F] who hates my guts. We had sex at a party and she wants to keep doing it. But she constantly tells me she hates me and hopes I die.quote:I need some adult advice with girls. This hot girl from school loving hates me. (we're year 11 students) I mean really hates me. Talks poo poo about me to anyone who will listen. I am almost certain she would run me down if she could. I had sex with her at a party after everyone left. It was my best mates party, and he's our mutual friend. My mate had taken a girl to his room. He told me I could sleep in the guest room if I wanted. Which anime is this?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:42 |
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That's cute, babby's first crazy
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:46 |
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Someone tell that idiot step 3 is her crazy brain accusing him of rape
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:45 |
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Tiny Deer posted:I [17M] am confused with this girl [17F] who hates my guts. We had sex at a party and she wants to keep doing it. But she constantly tells me she hates me and hopes I die. you mean hentai?
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Tiny Deer posted:I [17M] am confused with this girl [17F] who hates my guts. We had sex at a party and she wants to keep doing it. But she constantly tells me she hates me and hopes I die. Just watch as it turns out to be a wacky mix-up involving twins.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:48 |
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Me [35M] with my GF [40F] of 15 years. I think I messed up. We were supposed to get engaged and then married but she got really mad because I haven't proposed yet and want to buy a house and wont listen to reason. How do I fix this?quote:So the title kinda says it all. My girlfriend and I have been together 15 years. We have 2 kids and she wants to get married. Two years ago we started a business together and I agreed that we would get married. first comment posted:15 years together, 2 kids and a business together... why exactly did you need to wait until June to propose to her? the king of romance posted:I just asked her right now and she blew up crying. I dont understand.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:57 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Someone tell that idiot step 3 is her crazy brain accusing him of rape nah, just a classic example of hate-loving
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:57 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Just watch as it turns out to be a wacky mix-up involving twins. XXX parody of The Prestige looking good
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:59 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Me [35M] with my GF [40F] of 15 years. I think I messed up. We were supposed to get engaged and then married but she got really mad because I haven't proposed yet and want to buy a house and wont listen to reason. How do I fix this? Who the hell is together for 15 loving years, has 2 kids together, own a business together and then is loving weird about getting married? He told her to buy the ring?!?! What the fuuuuuuuuuuck
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 15:21 |
Tiny Deer posted:Me [35M] with my GF [40F] of 15 years. I think I messed up. We were supposed to get engaged and then married but she got really mad because I haven't proposed yet and want to buy a house and wont listen to reason. How do I fix this? Lol marriage craziness, but 15 years & 2 kids and then 2 years of someone saying "yeah we will get married, yeah sure, obv we're getting married, gonna propose later this year" and then not doing it would make anyone crazy. I mean if he doesn't want to commit that hard alright, though a shared business, 2 kids, and a decade and a half of partnership is pretty hardcore commitment.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 15:23 |
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Yeah women are weird about that, I keep on trying to get my girlfriend to buy me a princess cut diamond and she is pissed every time I bring it up.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 15:23 |
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What if it doesnt work out now??? What will the children who at this point may legally be able to drive during the time their parents dated but didnt marry think???
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