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Pick posted:I'm going to name my kids Hawke but not for the bird, for Dragon Age 2. NO
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:46 |
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Elftwink to my friends, that's Hornbill Elftwink to you.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:46 |
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Turkey Hawke
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:47 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Elftwink to my friends, that's Hornbill Elftwink to you. I'm sorry but Hornbill Elftwink Winters is, legitimately, the worst name of all time.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:47 |
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and also the worst but most uncontestable sign of ragnarok
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:48 |
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that is product-of-rape level "I did not want this child"
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:50 |
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Pick posted:I'm sorry but Hornbill Elftwink Winters is, legitimately, the worst name of all time. Depends; boy or girl?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:51 |
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Pick posted:I'm sorry but Hornbill Elftwink Winters is, legitimately, the worst name of all time.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:53 |
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Reading some goon continuously lose his mind because some kid has the nickname Beezy is especially hilarious if you skimmed the original post and missed that it came from Beezlebub and wondered why he kept bring satan into things for like 6 posts...
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:53 |
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Pick posted:If I do that I'm going to drive to his house and bang on the door and demand that he answer for his need to be cruel to me when I left offerings on his altar every god damned week like he's my sex Yahweh. Sweet lyrics.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:55 |
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Leon Einstein posted:They took that scene out on Netflix. Stupid, hey? Like that's the most morally questionable scene on BB. Nah, it's there. I was watching the pilot just the other day.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:56 |
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Ouhei posted:Reading some goon continuously lose his mind because some kid has the nickname Beezy is especially hilarious if you skimmed the original post and missed that it came from Beezlebub and wondered why he kept bring satan into things for like 6 posts... It will never ever get old that you gotta characterize anyone you disagree with or that sees things differently than you as shouting, losing their mind, melting down, etc. Like, I just wonder.. what is going on in your head that you gotta parse stuff like that? Naw dude whatever fantasy you want to believe go right ahead.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:55 |
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Rakthar posted:It will never ever get old that you gotta characterize anyone you disagree with or that sees things differently than you as shouting, losing their mind, melting down, etc. I'm not mad and in fact, this is all extremely funny to me
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:56 |
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Rakthar posted:It will never ever get old that you gotta characterize anyone you disagree with or that sees things differently than you as shouting, losing their mind, melting down, etc.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:59 |
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Yawgmoth posted:When you post like 8 full paragraphs of screeching it's hard not to picture you doing anything but screeching. You read people saying "I don't think it's cool to call kids dumb names" as screeching? Serious question, I know I'm losing internet points by engaging on any of these points and I should duck out until the next argument. All of this is wrong and shrill somehow, like asking people you disagree with why they disagree with you. Can't be done without screeching.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:01 |
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a handjob is the sneakiest sex act and thus perfectly suited for being performed under a blanket when in a room full of people watching a movie or perhaps on a bus, which I discovered years later is why my long-distance middle school field trips always forbade the sharing of blankets
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:01 |
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Rakthar posted:Like, I just wonder.. what is going on in your head that you gotta parse stuff like that? Naw dude whatever fantasy you want to believe go right ahead. Says the dude who thinks a small child will be seen as a literal daemon-lord from the blackest pits of hell because they are called "Beezy".
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:02 |
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At least the kid has a theme song. https://youtu.be/Ara-kTQGjYk
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:02 |
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Who What Now posted:Says the dude who thinks a small child will be seen as a literal daemon-lord from the blackest pits of hell because they are called "Beezy". Or Damien
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Rakthar posted:You read people saying "I don't think it's cool to call kids dumb names" as screeching? Serious question, I know I'm losing internet points by engaging on any of these points and I should duck out until the next argument. All of this is wrong and shrill somehow, like asking people you disagree with why they disagree with you. Can't be done without screeching. my god dude stop posting
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:04 |
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Fullhouse posted:a handjob is the sneakiest sex act and thus perfectly suited for being performed under a blanket when in a room full of people watching a movie See, I've never understood this. Surreptitious handjobs are even worse because they can only lead to two undesirable outcomes: you've either gotta stop before completion or you get loving jizz everywhere in a room/bus/theatre full of people. Sure, a woman has her hand on your dick for a bit, but mostly it's a literal cock tease.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:08 |
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Rakthar posted:It will never ever get old that you gotta characterize anyone you disagree with or that sees things differently than you as shouting, losing their mind, melting down, etc.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:10 |
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Rakthar posted:You read people saying "I don't think it's cool to call kids dumb names" as screeching? Serious question, I know I'm losing internet points by engaging on any of these points and I should duck out until the next argument. All of this is wrong and shrill somehow, like asking people you disagree with why they disagree with you. Can't be done without screeching. People are only going to take your continued defense of your e-honor as further evidence that you are buttmad so you sorta just have to take the L and move on. Only winning move in e slap fights is not to play.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:09 |
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quote:My [24F] Fiance [24M] wants my cats gone, but the situation is tricky...Relationships She stupid but he is literally EVIL
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:12 |
why is he evil because he doesnt want an animal he doesnt like, which can often be found on his kitchen counter, and which he has expressed his dislike of since the beginning of the relationship
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:14 |
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If a woman said it is me or your dog. I would tell her to pack her bags.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:16 |
yeah i mean the issue is probably unresolvable but the dude's not a bad guy for not liking cats
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E: sorry, I got your name wrong. For someone who likes to complain about names, you've sure got a dumb one christmas boots fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Apr 26, 2017 |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:16 |
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Normally I'm on the pet owners side because they had the pets already but she literally got them while they were dating actively against his wishes.They should just break up but of the two of them i'd say her behavior was less acceptable.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:19 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:yeah i mean the issue is probably unresolvable but the dude's not a bad guy for not liking cats if you hate cats so much you can't bear the sight of them you should probably date some of the many people who do not have cats, rather than get engaged to them on the unspoken assumption that they will bin their cat for you on demand
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:18 |
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^ She didn't have the cats when they started dating. chernobyl kinsman posted:why is he evil because he doesnt want an animal he doesnt like, one which can often be found on his kitchen counter, and which he has expressed his dislike of since the beginning of the relationship Yeah, I don't see what he's done wrong. A cat that walks in a shitbox and gets poo poo and piss all over its paws and then goes on the counter is disgusting.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:20 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:why is he evil because he doesnt want an animal he doesnt like, which can often be found on his kitchen counter, and which he has expressed his dislike of since the beginning of the relationship Because he moved in with her, where the cats lived first and wants them gone. He can gently caress right off with that.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:18 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:why is he evil because he doesnt want an animal he doesnt like, which can often be found on his kitchen counter, and which he has expressed his dislike of since the beginning of the relationship She got them before he moved in, what the gently caress did he expect life was going to be like?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3TjRxntQk
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Because he moved in with her, where the cats lived first and wants them gone. yeah and it seems like it's a great relationship in all other respects and even the OP says he's made every good faith effort to get over hating the cats. he can't, he hates them, so either they've gotta go or he does 'evil' and fifteen murder emojis is uh a bit extreme for that also his main issue is that the woman cant train her cats (plural) out of dragging their piss and poo poo onto the food prep surfaces, which is disgusting
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:21 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Because he moved in with her, where the cats lived first and wants them gone. she got the cats after they were dating for 7 months basically right before he moved in, probably almost entirely so she could say "well they're already here". She also knew full well he didn't want cats at that point. Like unless she just assumed they would perpetually stay in the dating but not serious phase of their relationship the situation is mostly her fault.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:22 |
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did she get cats assuming they would never live together?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:22 |
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I just really like cats
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Axolotl posted:See, I've never understood this. Surreptitious handjobs are even worse because they can only lead to two undesirable outcomes: you've either gotta stop before completion or you get loving jizz everywhere in a room/bus/theatre full of people. Sure, a woman has her hand on your dick for a bit, but mostly it's a literal cock tease. Wear a condom at all times just in case of a surprise handjob
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I just really like cats your house probably smells great
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