Pick posted:

I'm going to name my kids Hawke but not for the bird, for Dragon Age 2.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Elftwink to my friends, that's Hornbill Elftwink to you.

Pick posted:

I'm sorry but Hornbill Elftwink Winters is, legitimately, the worst name of all time.

Pick posted:

I'm sorry but Hornbill Elftwink Winters is, legitimately, the worst name of all time.

Pick posted:

If I do that I'm going to drive to his house and bang on the door and demand that he answer for his need to be cruel to me when I left offerings on his altar every god damned week like he's my sex Yahweh.

Leon Einstein posted:

They took that scene out on Netflix. Stupid, hey? Like that's the most morally questionable scene on BB.

Ouhei posted:

Reading some goon continuously lose his mind because some kid has the nickname Beezy is especially hilarious if you skimmed the original post and missed that it came from Beezlebub and wondered why he kept bring satan into things for like 6 posts...

Rakthar posted:

It will never ever get old that you gotta characterize anyone you disagree with or that sees things differently than you as shouting, losing their mind, melting down, etc.

Like, I just wonder.. what is going on in your head that you gotta parse stuff like that? Naw dude whatever fantasy you want to believe go right ahead.

Rakthar posted:

It will never ever get old that you gotta characterize anyone you disagree with or that sees things differently than you as shouting, losing their mind, melting down, etc.

Like, I just wonder.. what is going on in your head that you gotta parse stuff like that? Naw dude whatever fantasy you want to believe go right ahead.

Yawgmoth posted:

When you post like 8 full paragraphs of screeching it's hard not to picture you doing anything but screeching.

Rakthar posted:

Like, I just wonder.. what is going on in your head that you gotta parse stuff like that? Naw dude whatever fantasy you want to believe go right ahead.

Mirthless posted:

Who What Now posted:

Says the dude who thinks a small child will be seen as a literal daemon-lord from the blackest pits of hell because they are called "Beezy".

Rakthar posted:

You read people saying "I don't think it's cool to call kids dumb names" as screeching? Serious question, I know I'm losing internet points by engaging on any of these points and I should duck out until the next argument. All of this is wrong and shrill somehow, like asking people you disagree with why they disagree with you. Can't be done without screeching.

Fullhouse posted:

a handjob is the sneakiest sex act and thus perfectly suited for being performed under a blanket when in a room full of people watching a movie

or perhaps on a bus, which I discovered years later is why my long-distance middle school field trips always forbade the sharing of blankets

Rakthar posted:

It will never ever get old that you gotta characterize anyone you disagree with or that sees things differently than you as shouting, losing their mind, melting down, etc.

Like, I just wonder.. what is going on in your head that you gotta parse stuff like that? Naw dude whatever fantasy you want to believe go right ahead.

Rakthar posted:

You read people saying "I don't think it's cool to call kids dumb names" as screeching? Serious question, I know I'm losing internet points by engaging on any of these points and I should duck out until the next argument. All of this is wrong and shrill somehow, like asking people you disagree with why they disagree with you. Can't be done without screeching.

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My [24F] Fiance [24M] wants my cats gone, but the situation is tricky...Relationships
submitted 2 hours ago by TheCopperToe
My fiance and I have been together since November 2013 when we were seniors in college, and have been engaged since February of 2016. We have been living together since January 2015. I got my cats when I moved for my first job in June 2014 (after I started dating my fiance). He mentioned hating cats when I got them and said he would never want cats in his life, but I got them anyway because I really wanted cats. Since I had only been dating him for 7 months at that point, I honestly didn't take him very seriously when he said those things.
The problems started when he moved in with me. He hated that the cats jumped on the kitchen counters (understandable) and that they constantly meowed outside of our bedroom, made the house full of fur, along with a laundry list of other grievances. Out of all of his grievances, I was able to address most of them, but still have not been able to keep them off the counters (it's just impossible, I've tried EVERYTHING). We've had many conversations about his problems with them, and they cause him a lot of stress because of how much he hates them. He has tried VERY had to "get over it" and to like them, and has put a lot of effort into getting less mad over the things that they do, but to no avail.
He says that the situation has never been fair because I got the cats without him agreeing to it and completely disregarded how he felt about having cats, even though we weren't living together at that point. I completely understand how he feels about them and I understand how much stress they cause him. There is nothing that will make him be less stressed about having cats, we have explored every option there is.
He put it this way for me (as a background, I hate yappy dogs, like so much. They make my skin crawl): "Imagine I had a yappy dog that I got without your permission and it got dirt all over the house all of the time and you hated it so much. And every time you went to sit on the couch to relax it would drag a bunch of dirt all over the kitchen and then bark at you nonstop for food. And there was nowhere you could go in the house to get away from it because you could hear it from everywhere"
And I definitely get where he's coming from, but I do love my cats. I grew up with cats and always wanted cats.
Aside from this issue we have a really good relationship. He is very supportive and encouraging of me and we have fun together. This issue has very negatively affected our relationship though and I just don't know what to do.
tl;dr: Fiance hates my cats so much that they are making him sick with stress, and he wants them gone, because I got them without his permission.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:

yeah i mean the issue is probably unresolvable but the dude's not a bad guy for not liking cats

chernobyl kinsman posted:

why is he evil because he doesnt want an animal he doesnt like, one which can often be found on his kitchen counter, and which he has expressed his dislike of since the beginning of the relationship

chernobyl kinsman posted:

why is he evil because he doesnt want an animal he doesnt like, which can often be found on his kitchen counter, and which he has expressed his dislike of since the beginning of the relationship

chernobyl kinsman posted:

why is he evil because he doesnt want an animal he doesnt like, which can often be found on his kitchen counter, and which he has expressed his dislike of since the beginning of the relationship

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Because he moved in with her, where the cats lived first and wants them gone.

He can gently caress right off with that.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Because he moved in with her, where the cats lived first and wants them gone.

He can gently caress right off with that.

Axolotl posted:

See, I've never understood this. Surreptitious handjobs are even worse because they can only lead to two undesirable outcomes: you've either gotta stop before completion or you get loving jizz everywhere in a room/bus/theatre full of people. Sure, a woman has her hand on your dick for a bit, but mostly it's a literal cock tease.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I just really like cats