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Pvt.Scott posted:Well, if you really need a pic of Miles Prower, but with dog dicks instead of tails or something, I'm sure you can find a suitible substitute until I establish my alter-ego and PM you. Presidential nominee Jim Webb actually responded to a related question Confirmed real.
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Pick posted:Presidential nominee Jim Webb actually responded to a related question This is extremely dubious reasoning
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:22 |
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Here's a massive, crazy post about toilet seatsquote:Toilet Seat Debacle. I feel terrible. I need help with this.
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:23 |
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Just a little PSA, people who talk a ton about fetishes because they happen to be informed in some way other than participation and people who talk a ton about fetishes because they're in to all that weird poo poo come off looking exactly the same. You don't need to talk about dog dicks for multiple pages.
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:25 |
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putrid aidsman posted:Here's a massive, crazy post about toilet seats I dont think the inventor of toliet seats cared this much
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:26 |
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Wow that toilet post is a lot of words to say 'I got in a fight with my trans SO and insulted them by referring to them as their biological gender.' It's not even about the toilet seat.
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putrid aidsman posted:Here's a massive, crazy post about toilet seats Holy poo poo, I'm loving exhausted just from reading that. These people must have literally no real problems in their lives.
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quote:, it blew up into a HUGE argument about feminism, gender, and transhood... I regret the whole thing. This isn’t the first time something really small has evolved into a heated ideological debate like this. Those people are really ill mentally.
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Naerasa posted:Wow that toilet post is a lot of words to say 'I got in a fight with my trans SO and insulted them by referring to them as their biological gender.' It's not even about the toilet seat. Gotta use a lotta words to hide how much of a piece of poo poo they are
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Grem posted:Just a little PSA, people who talk a ton about fetishes because they happen to be informed in some way other than participation and people who talk a ton about fetishes because they're in to all that weird poo poo come off looking exactly the same. You don't need to talk about dog dicks for multiple pages. yes I do WampaLord posted:Holy poo poo, I'm loving exhausted just from reading that. I can't even decode what the gently caress she actually said through all the neurosis and self-flagellating
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Grem posted:Just a little PSA, people who talk a ton about fetishes because they happen to be informed in some way other than participation and people who talk a ton about fetishes because they're in to all that weird poo poo come off looking exactly the same. You don't need to talk about dog dicks for multiple pages. You've seen the other poo poo we talk about in here, right?
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:33 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Those people are really ill mentally. Also this is not an issue of gender this is an issue of preferences that tend to reflect socialization and how people with particular body parts are socialized. You should be allowed to want to not dip your rear end in toilet water. One of the reasons the toilet seat thing is such a hot topic is that it takes literally 1/10th of a second to put it down when you're done so that someone doesn't get toilet water on their butt cheeks.
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:33 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I can't even decode what the gently caress she actually said through all the neurosis and self-flagellating From my understanding, she basically said that not having to worry about the toilet seat is a male privilege.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I can't even decode what the gently caress she actually said through all the neurosis and self-flagellating From what I can tell, there are actually three issues at play: 1. SO left the toilet seat up at another person's house. - The SO is wrong, you should leave things the way you found them when you're a guest in another person's home. 2. SO leaves the toilet up at home and OP falls in because she's basically blind. - They both have valid points and they should work out a compromise in 250 words or less. 3. OP told MtF partner to 'stop being such a boy' - OP is wrong for playing that card and doubly so for doing it over something as stupid as a toilet seat. In conclusion, SO is thoughtless and OP just wrote the prologue of her serial killer manifesto.
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:36 |
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quote:I should have let it go. I have poor eyesight, and I fall into the toilet at least once a week because my SO leaves it up, and it is gross and it drives me bananas. Wtf you would think you would learn "hey check this before I plant my rear end there" after 1 time if you were smart, but this is reddit so maybe after 4-5+ times you would learn? NOPE Why does she feel the need to touch the bowl? You grab the top part, you know, the part that goes up and down aka the seat or seat cover, to see if the seat is up/down if you can't literally see. Also, I skipped the bottom portion because god drat her writing is annoying "Here's what I said, but what I should have said was this". MF_James fucked around with this message at 23:40 on May 1, 2017 |
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Truly the toilet has made slaves of us all. Bet those diaper fetishists don't have to worry about getting in those catty fights on the way home from a party.
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MF_James posted:Wtf you would think you would learn "hey check this before I plant my rear end there" after 1 time if you were smart, but this is reddit so maybe after 4-5+ times you would learn? NOPE Women are socialized not to check because we only lift the seat when we're cleaning the toilet, and the put it down after. Also most of us grew up in proper homes where the toilet isn't left in shambles every time someone takes a wee. Do you think any self-respecting maid would leave a toilet with the seat up?
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:37 |
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Naerasa posted:From what I can tell, there are actually three issues at play: tbf she didn't literally call her partner a boy, she said "Saying I should 'just put the seat down' is a sorta douchey WMP thing to say".... whatever that means
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MF_James posted:Wtf you would think you would learn "hey check this before I plant my rear end there" after 1 time if you were smart, but this is reddit so maybe after 4-5+ times you would learn? NOPE
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Naerasa posted:From what I can tell, there are actually three issues at play: ok my dear abby advice is that it's polite for her to flush after putting herself in the toilet
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Khorne posted:Do people actually fall into toilets? I am large enough where I wouldn't fall in, but I've literally never sat on the wrong seat because you always have to check it anyway. I think this happened in the Alvin and the Chipmunks "Squeakquel".
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:38 |
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It sounds like that relationship is going in the toilet.
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:39 |
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wait does WMP = white male privilege? I get the male part I guess but I don't see how race intersects with the toilet seat issue.
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:40 |
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That's it! Nobody gets the toilet!
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:40 |
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Khorne posted:Do people actually fall into toilets? I am large enough where I wouldn't fall in, but I've literally never sat on the wrong seat because you always have to check it anyway. Yeah, I have a few times because someone left the seat up and it was the middle of the night. I was sleepy and don't check. I've learned to check now. And where I live we both put the lid down to flush.
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WrenP-Complete posted:A female friend of mine recently asked "why do men always really want me to pretend I'm laying eggs?" I have never experienced pressure to pretend I'm laying eggs in sexual scenarios, FWIW. How... How do you pretend to lay eggs?
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Khorne posted:Do people actually fall into toilets? I am large enough where I wouldn't fall in, but I've literally never sat on the wrong seat because you always have to check the seat anyway. Even if it's in the right configuration, out of 3 possible, it's not guaranteed to be clean or whatever. Yes, people literally fall in, gently caress I ALMOST did once because I was hammered but stopped myself just short. I have heard many a tale of woe is falling in the toilet seat and everytime I think "Why don't you loving check" Seriously, I didn't even fall into the toilet and I make drat sure to check every time now; wouldn't you make sure to check if you ever fell in once? I'm also not a heathen male and I put the seat down after peeing, sometimes I'm too lazy to deal with the seat and just sit the gently caress down to piss. MF_James fucked around with this message at 23:44 on May 1, 2017 |
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putrid aidsman posted:wait does WMP = white male privilege? I get the male part I guess but I don't see how race intersects with the toilet seat issue. wow, check your never spent time around insufferable idpol liberals privilege https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilCmywMin8I
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:wow, check your never spent time around insufferable idpol liberals privilege Please be sensitive to the people who lack hairline awareness privilege.
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Who What Now posted:How... How do you pretend to lay eggs? I don't know, but I also didn't want to ask her to do it for me to show me. I said something like "Really, wow! I've never experienced that... ever, or even heard of that" and she said "I FEEL LIKE IT'S EVERY GUY NOWADAYS!"
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The solution is for the mtf so to get the wang cut off ASAP. Unless they already have, and the op just has a drain in the floor. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 23:54 on May 1, 2017 |
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Real answer: they sell silicone eggs you put up there and then plorp out for your man's pleasure, and possibly your own if this is happening by happy coincidence that there are two creepy dorks in the same room who both discovered what they're pretty sure is sex.
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:45 |
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That woman also claims that she had the same problem with a previous cis female partner. What was that girl doing in the bathroom that she left the seat up all the time
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:That woman also claims that she had the same problem with a previous cis female partner. What was that girl doing in the bathroom that she left the seat up all the time laying eggs
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MF_James posted:I'm also not a heathen male and I put the seat down after peeing, sometimes I'm too lazy to deal with the seat and just sit the gently caress down to piss. Instead of falling in they're going to get an rear end full of seat.
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Pick posted:Real answer: they sell silicone eggs you put up there and then plorp out for your man's pleasure, and possibly your own if this is happening by happy coincidence that there are two creepy dorks in the same room who both discovered what they're pretty sure is sex. Beaten to the punch like a strap on ovipositor. I was thinking those vibrating egg sex toys. Dudes probably want to watch their lady rock those kegels. Then ejaculate on the eggs to fertilize them, of course.
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WrenP-Complete posted:I don't know, but I also didn't want to ask her to do it for me to show me. I said something like "Really, wow! I've never experienced that... ever, or even heard of that" and she said "I FEEL LIKE IT'S EVERY GUY NOWADAYS!" You know what you need to do. E: should have read replies!
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Easter is such a magical time.
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:That woman also claims that she had the same problem with a previous cis female partner. What was that girl doing in the bathroom that she left the seat up all the time waging devastating psychological warfare, evidently
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Grem posted:Just a little PSA, people who talk a ton about fetishes because they happen to be informed in some way other than participation and people who talk a ton about fetishes because they're in to all that weird poo poo come off looking exactly the same. You don't need to talk about dog dicks for multiple pages. My new fetish is all about you sucking my dick
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