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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

And what, pray tell, has Trump done that deserves to be portrayed in a positive light?

If anything the press is too soft on him.
Um, he's President. You should always respect the President if he's white and Republican.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Can we stop the endless primary relitigating for a minute to appreciate the new thread title? Please? :allears:

Shoulda been "Gotta bash fash!"

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Johnny Walker posted:

I know there is a proud tradition of cartoonists not understanding the source material/messing up metaphors in this thread but wow.
He murdered the hell out of the metaphor to make a mediocre pun.

I call it JRRose! Syndrome.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Xander77 posted:

Profiles:

Payne: http://imgur.com/a/C2ysj
Garrison: http://imgur.com/a/ZdFwM
Tinsley: http://imgur.com/a/hFGWV
Gorrell: http://imgur.com/a/rnrPT
Ramirez: http://imgur.com/a/QrEjj
Rall: http://imgur.com/a/xDjKV

Anything I should add to any of these? Commentary, essential cartoons, parodies?

drat, dude. These are fantastic. You've earned another pit sandwich and some tater salad. How you want that?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Susie Cagle's latest.





The rest

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Whoa I didn't know Adam Curtis wrote politoons.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Fart Fuckerberg

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan
I hope I die soon

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



I assume this was made for people who are not internet-savvy because my response to this is "yeah no poo poo. Welcome to 2017"

itskage
Aug 26, 2003


Xander77 posted:

Profiles:

Payne: http://imgur.com/a/C2ysj
Garrison: http://imgur.com/a/ZdFwM
Tinsley: http://imgur.com/a/hFGWV
Gorrell: http://imgur.com/a/rnrPT
Ramirez: http://imgur.com/a/QrEjj
Rall: http://imgur.com/a/xDjKV

Anything I should add to any of these? Commentary, essential cartoons, parodies?

I like these because it makes it easy to share some stuff with my friends people I hate.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Lurdiak posted:

It's very hard for some people, especially those who grew up reading utopian sci-fi, to accept that technology will not free us, and that society must change first. We could completely end scarcity and people would still starve, but no one wants to hear that.

This is nonsense. It should be in cartoon form.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010


Good lord, those eyes are slits

Arthur Crackpot
Sep 4, 2011

Proceed in a str8 line shaped like a perpetually shifting torus knot until you feel a sense of despair transcending all mortal comprehension, then hang a right at the next octopus, she'll be in the first room on the left

A bit late, but this is perfect avatar material.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
The speech thing more or less feels like a thing that's a legit reason to be upset about running headlong into the context that a black politician is going to be held to a much higher standard of conduct than a white politician.

Case in point Bernie Sanders who is apparently utterly beyond reproach as Americas anointed socialist savior in spite of some stuff that really should be inviting more criticism.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Der Waffle Mous posted:

Case in point Bernie Sanders who is apparently utterly beyond reproach as Americas anointed socialist savior in spite of some stuff that really should be inviting more criticism.

I see this a lot, and it makes me feel like I'm in a bubble because when Sanders does stupid poo poo like back a pro-life Dem or side with Israel BDS whining, he catches a lot of poo poo. Not to mention the leftists I know and listen to readily admit that Sanders is a flawed candidate.

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

Schpyder posted:

Labor didn't even get mildly warmed from NAFTA and other trade agreements, let alone burned.

Not to mention the rather large amount of jobs in the US tied to all the new customers we have access to in Mexico who buy $262 billion/year in American goods and services. But somehow those jubs never get counted when people talk about the perils of free trade..

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

SSNeoman posted:

I assume this was made for people who are not internet-savvy because my response to this is "yeah no poo poo. Welcome to 2017"

How many times have you seen people post poo poo like "I do not give facebook permission to sell my photos" like it's a legal magic wand to stop facebook fuckery? This cartoon will be news to a lot of people.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Der Waffle Mous posted:

a thing that's a legit reason to be upset about

I dunno, man, do you really think that a former president shouldn't take money that's offered to him? In what way does this taint anything beyond vague, ominous and unproven assertions of "well it's a bad look?"

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.

Somfin posted:

I dunno, man, do you really think that a former president shouldn't take money that's offered to him? In what way does this taint anything beyond vague, ominous and unproven assertions of "well it's a bad look?"
No not really I feel like its another one of those dumb symbolic things that certain leftists get really hung up on despite there being some way more important poo poo to worry about.

Didn't mean it to be a tacit agreement so much as a "Okay I can see why people would be angry at this."

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I see this a lot, and it makes me feel like I'm in a bubble because when Sanders does stupid poo poo like back a pro-life Dem or side with Israel BDS whining, he catches a lot of poo poo. Not to mention the leftists I know and listen to readily admit that Sanders is a flawed candidate.

I'll readily admit that maybe I just tend to see the more batshit groups. Usually when I see criticism of Sanders it tends to be met with a lot of aggressive handwaving or pointing how much worse [democrat] is. Likewise with criticism of some of the people he's associated with coughgabbardcough.

On the other hand the circles of poc I'm around tend to have a healthy skepticism with their support.

And yeah, to be perfectly fair the BDS statement is a thing I've seen a lot of people go "okay what the gently caress?" to.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Somfin posted:

I dunno, man, do you really think that a former president shouldn't take money that's offered to him? In what way does this taint anything beyond vague, ominous and unproven assertions of "well it's a bad look?"

They take their bribes afterwards.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
My hot take: it bad for anyone to earn 400K for a single job no matter who they is. Hell, no-one should earn close to half a million in a year. Kill and eat the rich. Set up the guillotine. Death is our only escape, abandon all hope, yada yada, etc

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Starshark posted:

How many times have you seen people post poo poo like "I do not give facebook permission to sell my photos" like it's a legal magic wand to stop facebook fuckery? This cartoon will be news to a lot of people.

tbh never, but fair enough

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Mr. Squishy posted:

They take their bribes afterwards.

At least our unscrupulous profit-driven corporate overlords come through on undocumented monetary promises

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

KillerQueen posted:

Good lord, those eyes are slits

What eyes? These are just wrinkles.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Lord Hydronium posted:

Um, he's President. You should always respect the President if he's white and Republican.

It is nice that Trump is so obviously terrible and stupid that the ridiculous "well you have to respect the President" bullshit isn't sticking despite people in the media obviously trying to push the idea he's Presidencial when he gives a speech or chucks some bombs somewhere random. "Give him a chance" indeed.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
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Heath Mello is "pro-life" like Tim Kaine is "pro-life"

Somfin posted:

I dunno, man, do you really think that a former president shouldn't take money that's offered to him? In what way does this taint anything beyond vague, ominous and unproven assertions of "well it's a bad look?"

The problem is that giving the kinds of speeches to Wall Street firms that they pay you $400,000 for isn't really the kind of thing progressive heroes are supposed to do. It's not that he should have given the speech for free, it's more the fact they offered him that kind of money for the speech at all suggests a certain kind of relationship between them, and the fact that he said yes suggests he agrees.

(the right thing to do would have been to not give the speech, but donating the proceeds would have at least emphasized that nothing untoward was going on)

loquacius fucked around with this message at 12:25 on May 2, 2017

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

Heath Mello is "pro-life" like Tim Kaine is "pro-life"


The problem is that giving the kinds of speeches to Wall Street firms that they pay you $400,000 for isn't really the kind of thing progressive heroes are supposed to do. It's not that he should have given the speech for free, it's more the fact they offered him that kind of money for the speech at all suggests a certain kind of relationship between them, and the fact that he said yes suggests he agrees.

(the right thing to do would have been to not give the speech, but donating the proceeds would have at least emphasized that nothing untoward was going on)

Come back to me when you've had the opportunity to turn down multiple years' wages for one hour of saying motivational bullshit.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Somfin posted:

Come back to me when you've had the opportunity to turn down multiple years' wages for one hour of saying motivational bullshit.
Come back when you get that offer after knowing for a goddamned immutable fact that you will never have to starve, seek help to pay for medical treatment or worry about paying for your children's education.

(Also, where the hell is Rall's 1984?)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
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Somfin posted:

Come back to me when you've had the opportunity to turn down multiple years' wages for one hour of saying motivational bullshit.

In this scenario am I already a multi-millionaire?

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Somfin posted:

Come back to me when you've had the opportunity to turn down multiple years' wages for one hour of saying motivational bullshit.

Marginal utility sails right over your head doesn't it.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
So is y'all's argument "he's too rich to need the money so he should have turned it down?"

Like, if he had been dirt poor would you be fine with him selling out his progressive hero status (e: your words, not mine) to the demons of Wall Street?

Somfin fucked around with this message at 12:48 on May 2, 2017

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Rob Rogers posted:

All of the outrage from the right about Ann Coulter's speech being cancelled at Berkley is hot air. A speech on campus is not a right defended by the Constitution. It is a business transaction and if the university doesn't want her to speak (whether for safety reasons or other) it is their right to cancel or reschedule it.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Somfin posted:

So is y'all's argument "he's too rich to need the money so he should have turned it down?"

Like, if he had been dirt poor would you be fine with him selling out his progressive hero status (e: your words, not mine) to the demons of Wall Street?

No, that's not my argument, it's my response to your argument that it was simply too big a payoff for scruples to matter. My argument is what I said earlier.

And again I don't think he should have turned down the money, I think he should have turned down the speech

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
I thought Trevor Noah was just one outlier, but seeing a bunch of goons defend a president taking 6-figure bribes from Wall Street is truly mind-blowing. Like I know Obama has a massively inflated image as a "progressive", but I thought people would still be receptive to proof to the contrary.

World Famous W posted:

My hot take: it bad for anyone to earn 400K for a single job no matter who they is. Hell, no-one should earn close to half a million in a year. Kill and eat the rich. Set up the guillotine. Death is our only escape, abandon all hope, yada yada, etc

This but unironically.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The true loathsomeness is taking less than your market value, thus helping management and depressing wages for everyone else.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
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Shangri-Law School posted:

The true loathsomeness is taking less than your market value, thus helping management and depressing wages for everyone else.

"Well, there's money in the budget to give you a raise of $1.50/hour, and you've been a model employee these past ten years, but Barack Obama didn't accept $400,000 to give a speech to Goldman Sachs, so I don't really see why you deserve more than minimum wage. But don't feel bad, Donald Trump will take bribes all over the place and then you'll start seeing some real money!" -- a real thing a person might say

e: "Those Wall Street types are an inspiration to me! Paying their 'employee' Barack Obama so generously... y'know what? Full-coverage health insurance for everybody!" -- another real thing which honest-to-God real business owners are even now saying constantly

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I think you missed a joke Loq.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
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Mr. Squishy posted:

I think you missed a joke Loq.

It did sound like that, but I couldn't really imagine Shangri-Law School coming down against Obama on this particular issue so I hedged by just riffing on it


So was his collar not drawn or is he just not wearing a shirt under his jacket? (I'd believe either)

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