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bEatmstrJ
Jun 30, 2004

Look upon my bathroom joists, ye females, and despair.
K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
op, own it and move on, so we can continue conjecturing about what toxic materials to add to your bathroom.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

bEatmstrJ posted:

K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.

Sorry that we violated your shitposting safe space.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




structurally-unsound moldy sex tub

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Women talking about home design is like the opposite of goony

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
see now thats why its educate not excoriate right off the bat friends. :smithfrog:

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
How does this thread keep getting better.

Don't let these tile hating sluts keep you from your dream OP.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

bEatmstrJ posted:

K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.
Man, if goons find you this repulsive, imagine how women must see you.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Now we'll never get to find out if mold is a fake idea.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




as a woman (or w/e): the original bathroom was beautiful my dude

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
all the dudes I asked about this bathroom design think it's good op.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




sex tub! sex tub! sex tub!

Phimose Knight
Mar 5, 2013
What if you had three wives? Then your input is 1/10th of what it would be if you were a Confirmed Bacheloon™ (Bachelor Goon). I assume it would also lead into infighting, a "catfight", or perhaps "mud wrestling", between the wivettes, as they vy for dominance.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Burt Sexual posted:

Mrs. Burt Sexual? Great break down.

Sorry about the unfair role I played in our home-buying process, dear.

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

bEatmstrJ posted:

K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.

Said the Goon, from his load supporting Goon Tub

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Sorry about the unfair role I played in our home-buying process, dear.

I think I prefer you fully engaged as opposed to evil passive agressive

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
Besides I always thought that kitchens sold a home more than somewhere where you take a dump and clean out your belly button.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

bEatmstrJ posted:

K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.

Please come back and tell us more about what women want. What's a women's ideal kitchen? How many moats should a dining table have?

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

voting 5, but not for the right reasons

p.s. I'm a dude, OP, and regardless of the bathtub debacle, I completely agree with the already-stated objections to the size of the shower stall and sink decisions

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

bEatmstrJ posted:

Since you took the time to respond constructively, I'll do the same.

I'd like to keep as much natural light as possible, but relocating the shower forced me to block one of the windows.

What people are telling you is this was a bad choice. You weren't forced to relocate the shower. They are, however, telling you to relocate the tub, which you declined to do. These are bad decisions.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




my ideal bathroom would include a squatty potty tbqh

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

The Snoo posted:

my ideal bathroom would include a squatty potty tbqh

arent those just like plastic things you can buy or like a real "I poop in a 2" hole" indian style jobbie?

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Snak posted:

We sprang for a slightly pricier after-market shower storage thing, and I'm really happy with it.

It's quite secure and each part is adjustable but can be tightened down.

Have one; love it. It's the most adjustable and secure shower rack I've ever used.

Woman opinion: Not fond of the design, OP, for the same reasons mentioned already. Not enough storage, not enough light, and the shower looks like it wouldn't be terribly friendly to normal lady ablutions like leg shaving. I don't hate it, because I'm pretty low maintenance (I have a hairdryer for drying ink, and some days I don't even look in the mirror before I leave the house), but it wouldn't be a value-add if I was looking to buy the house. Not the worst bathroom; not an improvement over what I already have, either.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
Since no woman is going to use this bathroom, why not include a urinal?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
:females: have an unfair role in buying homes. Here, take this red pill so you can learn more about how rapes victimizing men are underrepresented by the liberal media.

:females: can't resist a good pooper because :biotruths:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Found a picture of OP:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

OSI bean dip posted:

Since no woman is going to use this bathroom, why not include a urinal?

It's what the bidet will get mistaken for anyway

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

bEatmstrJ posted:

K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.

the only "goony" opinions about women in this thread have come from you. hth

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Sorry about the unfair role I played in our home-buying process, dear.

You did get a little lippy during the closing, that's man time.


Nah I don't think he's some mega red pill guy, just a dude with too much money, time, and well, bad design experience.

My wife has a poo poo ton of appliances that she loves and uses in the bathroom, we installed more outlets the first year. Still don't have enough space to hide all the product, she uses a (two) wire basket. I'm bad at satisfying women.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

OSI bean dip posted:

You're stereotyping women at how they look at bathrooms.

That old chestnut.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

Burt Sexual posted:

Nah I don't think he's some mega red pill guy, just a dude with too much money, time, and well, bad design experience.

No. He's just a moron that works in sales. He's the type that thinks he's all 'enlightened' and can do or say nothing wrong. Because we're calling him out on his bullshit, this is no longer a safe space for his opinions and thus because he's also a coward he runs away in a huff because he fears having to face up to his own convictions.

It's like he thought he was smart enough to do his own renovations but so far we've seen a lack of GFCIs, cuts into engineered floor joists, and in another case junction boxes that are inaccessible in addition to suspect wiring. He defends it all because being that he's in his late 30s and has nothing to account for in his life other than this house, any attempt to show that he is doing the one thing he has going "right" in his life as anything otherwise is an affront to his fragile ego.

Lain Iwakura fucked around with this message at 00:11 on May 3, 2017

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you think late 30s really?

I got the impression of younger but :shrug:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OSI bean dip posted:

No. He's just a moron that works in sales. He's the type that thinks he's all 'enlightened' and can do or say nothing wrong. Because we're calling him out on his bullshit, this is no longer a safe space for his opinions and thus because he's also a coward he runs away in a huff because he fears having to face up to his own convictions.

It's like he thought he was smart enough to do his own renovations but so far we've seen a lack of GFCIs, cuts into engineered floor joists, and in another case junction boxes that are inaccessible in addition to suspect wiring. He defends it all because being that he's in his late 30s and has nothing to account for in his life other than this house, any attempt to show that he is doing the one thing he has going "right" in his life as anything otherwise is an affront to his fragile ego.

Look man, I want the guy to post the mold.

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

bEatmstrJ posted:

K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.

BEATMSTRJ POST THE MOLD.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

The Snoo posted:

my ideal bathroom would include a squatty potty tbqh

My wife actually bought one, so I assume one is in the OP's design.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

OP: Put in a smart mirror with the homepage set to pinterest

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

sneakyfrog posted:

you think late 30s really?

I got the impression of younger but :shrug:

pictures of himself are publicly available on his website (seems to like dark gray and red a lot)

by the way, OP, your trance music is pretty boring IMO

[edit x2 double combo] mod removed quoted pictures, nothing to see here now

MiniFoo fucked around with this message at 06:16 on May 3, 2017

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

McMansion owner has McMansion worldviews.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

friend. really?

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SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


bEatmstrJ posted:

K, i'm done, this is getting way too goony.

OP, when you admitted your diy work was shameful we told you it was ok and we moved on

it's ok to admit you said a crappy thing much like it's ok to admit you did something to your joists that made a builder friend do a no-poo poo spit take when i told him about it

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