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Milotic posted:Content. Make sure he's ok after work? Is she afraid he'll spontaneously combust if she's not watching him every second of the day?
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May 4, 2017 21:19
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Blue Train posted:Weakling dont victim blame me tia
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May 4, 2017 21:20
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Blue Train posted:What does Fwb mean The good friend zone
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Blue Train posted:What does Fwb mean Friends With Butts
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May 4, 2017 21:21
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Me [24/F] with my coworker [32/M] showing me unwanted attention. Nice guy or creep?quote:So I've worked at this office for about 7 months now. It's really small and only has five employees. From the beginning my coworker has taken a liking to me. A little background that might be necessary for explaining who he is: he's 32 yo Mormon, virgin, and relatively all around "nice guy". I'm in a relationship and my coworker knows that, as I've taken my SO to Christmas dinner and other work-related dinner parties/get togethers. My coworker also avoids my SO at all costs whenever he comes in to the office to visit me for lunch.
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Elsa posted:The good friend zone Ah gotcha
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May 4, 2017 21:21
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P-Mack posted:Why you assume is sexual? Is you, you who are the weird. Everything is about sex. Except for sex, which is about violence, and violence, which is about wealth inequality. And that's about sex. Perfect circle.
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May 4, 2017 21:22
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May 4, 2017 21:25
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Barudak posted:Groping can take many forms. A lady I knew called herself a "hugger" which must have been a mistranslation for "leap onto a man and him with your arms and legs like a constrictor killing a deer". A girl in an environmental science class I took once did this when we were all walking out into the forest to observe some stuff. I don't know why. We didn't even really know each other. It was weird.
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May 4, 2017 21:29
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Lol at the gf getting upset boyfriend likes getting cucked while ignoring the fact that she's loving another guy.
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May 4, 2017 21:31
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Axolotl posted:Oh, hey guys, fantasizing about turning into a snake and consuming someone while hugging them is totally normal. things can be weird but not sexual, at least that used to be possible
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May 4, 2017 21:32
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P-Mack posted:things can be weird but not sexual, at least that used to be possible W E L C O M E T O T H E F U T U R E
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May 4, 2017 21:33
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P-Mack posted:things can be weird but not sexual, at least that used to be possible It was never possible sorry your age of innocence had to come to an end in a Something Awful thread
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May 4, 2017 21:34
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Leon Einstein posted:Lol at the gf getting upset boyfriend likes getting cucked while ignoring the fact that she's loving another guy. Its the classic, ~He thought he could pull a bunch of tail and have a relationship-in-waiting, only to find out that his girlfriend had a much easier time finding some strange and now he's jealous and masturbating with his own tears.~
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blarzgh posted:Its the classic, ~He thought he could pull a bunch of tail and have a relationship-in-waiting, only to find out that his girlfriend had a much easier time finding some strange and now he's jealous and masturbating with his own tears.~
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blarzgh posted:Its the classic, ~He thought he could pull a bunch of tail and have a relationship-in-waiting, only to find out that his girlfriend had a much easier time finding some strange and now he's jealous and masturbating with his own tears.~ i strongly believe that the guys who do this have never actually tried to go out and get laid with someone they met that night before. theyre just awkward dudes who got into a relationship and then got insecure about their college time not being literally porkys and somehow they think that theyll go out and be successful at picking someone up when theyve never tried and its loving funny as all hell tbh
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May 4, 2017 21:41
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Milotic posted:My boyfriend (23M) and I (23F) are like an old couple and I wonder if this is how it should be... Here is the deal, you are allowed to break up with people over not feeling totally fulfilled instead of having to wait for weeping sorrow. The problem is I can nearly 100% guarantee if you do break up in 5-7 years you will he desperately looking for someone to do this with again and if you dont break up youll always resent him for your wasted youth. Pick the path that sounds like youll regret it less.
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Barudak posted:Here is the deal, you are allowed to break up with people over not feeling totally fulfilled instead of having to wait for weeping sorrow. nah he needs to get a different job or (probably) a big bottle of brain pills that post is dysthymia.txt A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 4, 2017 |
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Milotic posted:Me [25F] with my boyfriend [26M] of 4 years, opened our relationship and that is changing our lives Getting a PhD and couldnt figure out that loving other people remotely would change their lives, higher education has failed us. I feel like a possible issue for men who open up the relationship is they imagine its nothing but trawling for random strange on tinder instead of building rapport with another person giving the SO plenty of time to discover something better. Also, you know, them having a diseased personality where they have nothing to offer but believe they can get the sex the fantasize about.
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CharlestheHammer posted:The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention. That's like all the most prolific posted in this thread
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May 4, 2017 22:04
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dudeness posted:Me [24/F] with my coworker [32/M] showing me unwanted attention. Nice guy or creep? I think if this guy can accidentally murder Tim Allen his new career will help him understand how to handle his obsession and gift giving in a positive and constructive manner.
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May 4, 2017 22:06
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Leon Einstein posted:It's not at all like that. She's mad he's turned on by getting cucked. Which is really dumb. Wow, I just glossed over that part. Its like I'm color blind, but to dipshittery.
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Leon Einstein posted:It's not at all like that. She's mad he's turned on by getting cucked. Which is really dumb. Its the most hilarious part. Ok, we agree Im going to cuck you but you cant like it. Is, is that the ultimate cuck(tm)?
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May 4, 2017 22:11
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god why can't my bf just go out and gently caress other women instead of hearing about me loving men he's so weird
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Closes off her sex life in an open relationship and gets mad that he gets mad Her response is giving an even juicier tidbit and then closing off again lol
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Barudak posted:Its the most hilarious part. Ok, we agree Im going to cuck you but you cant like it. I'd call it that yeah when the emotional abuse roleplay turns into being a genuine stranger
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Thumbtacks posted:god why can't my bf just go out and gently caress other women instead of hearing about me loving men he's so weird She upset he not jealous 
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Barudak posted:Getting a PhD and couldnt figure out that loving other people remotely would change their lives, higher education has failed us. People who hold a PhD are often extremely stupid outside of their selected field
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Blue Train posted:People FTFY
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Blue Train posted:People who hold a PhD are often extremely stupid outside of their selected field I know a bunch of PhD students and graduates and the retarded drama in that group is absolutely unprecedented. No doubt they could write a thesis on solving it that's utterly distanced from reality and critically acclaimed. There was a post ages ago about people getting metaphysical about toilet seats being left up. Like that. The philosophy of toilet seats 24/7. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 22:34 on May 4, 2017 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I know a bunch of PhD students and graduates and the retarded drama in that group is absolutely unprecedented. No doubt they could write a thesis on solving it that's utterly distanced from reality and critically acclaimed. Yeah, graduate students on the whole are the most immature people for their age I've ever met, and that includes artists.
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May 4, 2017 22:33
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Just install a urinal in your bathroom on the other side if the toilet from the bidet, like my relatives who have difficulty peeing with any more accuracy than "against the wall" during the large parts of their life where they are shitfaced for work.
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P-Mack posted:things can be weird but not sexual, at least that used to be possible I'm weird as hell but not in a sex way. I am weird outside of sex, within the context of sex I am not weird. I hate that being weird makes people think I am sex weird. The world has sexualized every behavior and it is really annoying. Let me make bedazzled trousers for my cat in peace.
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Grads: I love them all but god drat.quote:Just install a urinal in your bathroom on the other side if the toilet from the bidet, like my relatives who have difficulty peeing with any more accuracy than "against the wall" during the large parts of their life where they are shitfaced for work. See, that's one solution. The students I know would philosophise about the motivations for both sides of the arguments for fun, for months, there'd be tears and antidepressants, while falling into the toilet weekly. That would be preferable to the guy putting the seat down because it's polite. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 22:39 on May 4, 2017 |
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Pick posted:I hate that being weird makes people think I am sex weird. The world has sexualized every behavior and it is really annoying. its mostly this but its also generalizing based on the empirical observation that most people who are (non-sex) weird are also sex weird
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May 4, 2017 22:37
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chernobyl kinsman posted:its mostly this but its also generalizing based on the empirical observation that most people who are (non-sex) weird are also sex weird I am a sex weird to the extent that the trait I find most sexy in a partner is perceived long term compatibility and trust
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If youre weird but dont like weird sex you are very likely the shock artist of your weird community, the unpissed christ.
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Pick posted:I am a sex weird to the extent that the trait I find most sexy in a partner is perceived long term compatibility and trust WTF
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