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Americans are so unbelievably stupid
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:31 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:Americans are so unbelievably stupid If Le Pen gets elected I hope she and Trump have sleepovers.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:32 |
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I'm loving the posts of non-American goons ITT. Please post more about how terrible we seem from the outside. I'm swimming in this trash, and much like the manual labor jobs I had back when I had to afford community college or a doctor appointment, I get the occasional squirt of garbage-juice into my mouth.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:36 |
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Da Earf is flat because Tila Tequilla said so DURRRRRRRRRRR - an American
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:36 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Trump got pretty worked up about this whole thing, do you think he knows it still has to go to the Senate or is he setting up a mission accomplished banner somewhere He was too busy sanctioning North Korea and passing another meaningless EO to notice.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:38 |
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since we're all know-nothing braindead idiots, here's something useful I rediscovered recently, the Laissez-Faire reading list: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/2516223?shelf=to-read
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:41 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Trump got pretty worked up about this whole thing, do you think he knows it still has to go to the Senate or is he setting up a mission accomplished banner somewhere Fake news will tell that we need senate approval. That is lie. Bad!
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:42 |
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ProperCoochie posted:I'm loving the posts of non-American goons ITT. Please post more about how terrible we seem from the outside. I'm swimming in this trash, and much like the manual labor jobs I had back when I had to afford community college or a doctor appointment, I get the occasional squirt of garbage-juice into my mouth. It's like the Bush years, but worse. By God, I forgot how it felt during those eight years where you could just go "America, right?" and the other person would roll their eyes, and you'd laugh. Then I think about how Bush would gently caress things up like, every other month or so, and everyone would laugh and call him the worst president ever. For not being able to pronounce "nuclear" or for giving a toaster to the Queen. How innocent we were. Trump has done more in 100 days to ruin the USA than Bush managed in two terms, and it can only get worse as bunker mentality, dementia and a Republican held house + senate works it's magic like some kind of Lovecraftian primordial ooze of terribleness. lol!
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:42 |
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ProperCoochie posted:since we're all know-nothing braindead idiots, here's something useful I rediscovered recently, the Laissez-Faire reading list: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/2516223?shelf=to-read I'm glad I have a pretty good collection of books because I will probably need to burn them for heat after the infrastructure across the entire country collapses.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:44 |
Trump probably legit doesn't understand that it still needs senate approval
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:45 |
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lol I just realized Trump supporters are the same people who would fall for the greasiest, sleaziest, biggest liar of a used car salesman and then brag to all of their friends about the piece of junk they just paid too much for. I have the best cars. My cars will be so tremendous for your family compared to that failing previous car. My cars will get such good fuel economy, believe me. That other dealership says they have better deals but those are FAKE CLAIMS. My uncle had a tremendous, tremendous car dealership. My deals are so good, I'm going to get minorities to pay for it for you. PUT IT IN "H"
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:47 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Trump probably legit doesn't understand that it still needs senate approval Again, I will bet the life of my unborn child that he will brag about this for YEARS even if the Senate rejects the bill outright or completely rewrites it. YEARS.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:47 |
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haljordan posted:Again, I will bet the life of my unborn child that he will brag about this for YEARS even if the Senate rejects the bill outright or completely rewrites it. True. You actually went and voted one of the worst Americans your president.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:51 |
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lilljonas posted:True. You actually went and voted one of the worst Americans your president. Hey, I didn't vote for him. At least I'm pretty sure I didn't. I was kinda drunk at the time.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:51 |
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ProperCoochie posted:I'm loving the posts of non-American goons ITT. Please post more about how terrible we seem from the outside. I'm swimming in this trash, and much like the manual labor jobs I had back when I had to afford community college or a doctor appointment, I get the occasional squirt of garbage-juice into my mouth. The United States of America, the self-proclaimed greatest and freest democracy on earth and the world's dominant and later sole superpower that has been dominating and shaping the world for the last 70 years not only elected a literal retard for president because his ratings in reality TV were so great, they also gave total dominance over all branches of government to a party so comically evil that they just voted to consign thousands of Americans to a painful death and millions more to decide between health and abject poverty, only to celebrate the passing of that bill with a serving of ice cold pisswater swill right there in parliament. Now America's only hope is that everybody involved is too dumb to actually follow through with that (which isn't even that farfetched a hope), while a significant part of the American populace - invariably those that would be hit the hardest by those legislative measures - cheer these same death cult politicians on in blind fanaticism. L o loving l, I thank all Americans for their brave service in the name of the lol
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:53 |
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America has some exceptional retards
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:55 |
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ProperCoochie posted:I'm loving the posts of non-American goons ITT. Please post more about how terrible we seem from the outside. I'm swimming in this trash, and much like the manual labor jobs I had back when I had to afford community college or a doctor appointment, I get the occasional squirt of garbage-juice into my mouth. I'm in England. It's slightly better here, but it by that much and not for long E: the woman who is going to be elected prime minister has said that she won't do any debates or any policy discussions. People are going to vote for her anyway.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:59 |
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gonadic io posted:I'm in England. It's slightly better here, but it by that much and not for long Explain.........whatever this is:
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:59 |
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ProperCoochie posted:I'm loving the posts of non-American goons ITT. Please post more about how terrible we seem from the outside. I'm swimming in this trash, and much like the manual labor jobs I had back when I had to afford community college or a doctor appointment, I get the occasional squirt of garbage-juice into my mouth. Question: Do you guys also have to tip the ambulance drivers? TIA Love, AI.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:01 |
Attitude Indicator posted:Question: Do you guys also have to tip the ambulance drivers? No but a trip with the EMTs will run you at least a thousand.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:04 |
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What is it with hilarious dead ferret hairdos and horrible retard opinions? You got Trump, Boris, that dude from one of the scandinavian countries... David Brock.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:03 |
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Feminasty Slut posted:What is it with hilarious dead ferret hairdos and horrible retard opinions? You got Trump, Boris, that dude from one of the scandinavian countries... David Brock. their real hair looks worse this is to 'appeal' to others
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:07 |
haljordan posted:Explain.........whatever this is:
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:06 |
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skeletonotherkin posted:No but a trip with the EMTs will run you at least a thousand. the EMTs themseleves are probably only making 15/hr so if you doooo have a few bucks....
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:06 |
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Saint Drogo posted:he went on some panel shows so they made him mayor of london then foreign secretary Ah the Donald Trump special.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:10 |
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turn off the TV posted:Do you have insurance? If so, you're hosed. Just curious how this affects people who have insurance in a red state. Seriously.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:10 |
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In the recent comics Starscream manages to con his way into winning an election and becomes the leader of all Transformers. Turns out it's really hard, complicated and no fun. Since he's utterly incompetent as a leader and slightly insane he delegates most of the decisions to a Decepticon that turns into a giant rat.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:11 |
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Feminasty Slut posted:America has some exceptional retards Tremendous retards-- the best retards.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:13 |
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Mammal Sauce posted:Just curious how this affects people who have insurance in a red state. Seriously. States can vote to allow insurance providers to opt out of preexisting conditions, as well as stop providing to current mandatory standards of care (i.e. being able to go to the emergency room, have a baby, get medications, you name it).
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:14 |
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Lolling safely from a country with functional and free public healthcare services
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:19 |
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turn off the TV posted:States can vote to allow insurance providers to opt out of preexisting conditions, as well as stop providing to current mandatory standards of care (i.e. being able to go to the emergency room, have a baby, get medications, you name it). The best part is companies don't have to use the law of the state they're in, they can use any states. So it doesn't matter where you live!
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:18 |
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Boris is paying for his loving lies by being Foreign Secetary. He has to go to other countries and visit the people he hates. Trump is being punished by....making the tax payer pay for his gold trips to his own country club lol.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:20 |
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happyhippy posted:Boris is paying for his loving lies by being Foreign Secetary. Wait so he works for your government and receives a salary you'll never get in your life and lol you see that as punishment edit: "Trump might be president but he has to hear about people being mean to him, so I'm sure he's not enjoying it. I'm really winning here"
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:22 |
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lilljonas posted:Then I think about how Bush would gently caress things up like, every other month or so, and everyone would laugh and call him the worst president ever. For not being able to pronounce "nuclear" or for giving a toaster to the Queen. How innocent we were. Trump has done more in 100 days to ruin the USA than Bush managed in two terms, and it can only get worse as bunker mentality, dementia and a Republican held house + senate works it's magic like some kind of Lovecraftian primordial ooze of terribleness. lol! Bush started a war under false pretenses that cost us over 2 trillion dollars. Trump hasn't been worse than Bush, yet.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:28 |
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turn off the TV posted:States can vote to allow insurance providers to opt out of preexisting conditions, as well as stop providing to current mandatory standards of care (i.e. being able to go to the emergency room, have a baby, get medications, you name it). Hmm...I guess I get to play the waiting game to see if Anthem fucks our consortium over.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:26 |
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Ivanka's book is uh.....not receiving the warmest welcome from critics lolquote:“Women Who Work” is mostly composed of artless jargon (“All women benefit immeasurably by architecting their lives”) and inspirational quotes you might find by Googling “inspirational quotes.” Her exhortations feel even emptier than usual in light of Trump’s stated policy goals. “We must fight for ourselves, for our rights not just as workers but also as women,” Ivanka writes, and, elsewhere, “Honor yourself by exploring the kind of life you deserve.” The imagined audience for the book is so rarefied that Ivanka confidently calls paying bills and buying groceries “not enormously impactful” to one’s daily productivity. Her nannies are mentioned twice, if you count the acknowledgments; no other household help is alluded to at all. On the book’s second-to-last page, she finally, briefly mentions the need for paid leave and affordable childcare. quote:What’s more striking is that the book fails even to get its own story straight: Which came first, Ivanka’s women’s-empowerment initiative or her desire to sell more shoes? The initiative evolved “very organically,” she writes. And yet throughout the book she reverts to the tone of a pitch deck: “I designed my company around a larger mission. Whether you’re trying on a pair of my heels or perusing my Web site for interviewing tips, my ‘why’ is to provide you—a woman who works—with solutions and inspiration.” A few pages later, she describes her entry into the fashion business as a “market opportunity . . . ready to be seized.” The book ultimately doesn’t try very hard to obscure the fact that the Women Who Work initiative was created, as the Times recently reported, as a way to make Ivanka products more marketable. She seems unwilling to acknowledge—if this is something that she has even grasped in the first place—that there could, hypothetically, be a difference between what’s good for women and what’s good for her brand. http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/ivanka-trump-wrote-a-painfully-oblivious-book-for-basically-no-one
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:28 |
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At the rate these LOLs are gaining in speed, signs point towards the Juggalo March on Washington somehow saving America from this death spiral. LOLs are caused by clowns, Juggalos are down with clowns. It all makes sense.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:28 |
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Cobweb Heart posted:Wait so he works for your government and receives a salary you'll never get in your life and lol you see that as punishment I would rather him die of a flesh eating bacteria, and we are not going to see him jailed for the poo poo he did. And so the next best thing is watching him squirm and hate whatever he is doing. And so yeah, better than letting him slink away after the Brexit fiasco. Trump's equivalent could be ambassador to Mexico.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:28 |
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Come to Ireland, this guy watching Bob Dylan in 1964 is our prime minister he's a pinko lefty super chill guy sorry ya'll countries suck
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:29 |
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Plavski posted:Come to Ireland, this guy watching Bob Dylan in 1964 is our prime minister What's his name, I will unironically vote for him in the next 20 presidential elections
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