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La Brea Carpet posted:I don't care what other people do in the privacy of their own homes/lives. Slather each other up with peanut butter and drink anchovy smoothies out of your rear end in a top hat for all I care. Just don't involve me in it. I guess everyone has a different threshold for when the paycheck isn't enough compensation for getting along I figure that's what part of it is for.
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TheScott2K posted:Here's a story about how hard it is to write with only gender-neutral pronouns Animal violence sucks, but every day I want to overfeed a dog with PTSD so it eats it's own vomit continuously. She sounds nice. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:30 on May 5, 2017 |
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They really hate that show that loving nails them, too.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Animal violence sucks, but every day I want to overfeed a dog with PTSD so it eats it's own vomit continuously. They sound nice. Check that privelige.
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mah wife said the same thing to me about her high school photos when i commented on them but i contextualized it as since we're the same age now i looked at those photos as i would have as a high schooler, not as a middle aged guy creeping on pictures of a teenager. like if she showed me a pic of her high school friend i wouldn't be all "drat girl" about it also recently while digging through some old crap i found a bunch of wallet sized high school senior photos of myself and i've been handing them out to my friends boner confessor fucked around with this message at 19:32 on May 5, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:portland has some great food and art and is in one of the most gorgeous parts of America but I took one look at its culture based entirely on making everything an affectation and noped right out Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are.
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TheScott2K posted:They sound nice. Check that privelige. I can't pick up a pencil without feeling sick.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Women are also bad. Men and women are equally bad, as that is the default human state. They may be bad in slightly different ways, but in the same poo poo to good ratio. And mostly we're all just crappy people. That's my hot take, I don't really like it when anyone starts shrieking about how all men or women are horrible.
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Apparently Portland is too wierd even for Pick
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Pick posted:Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are. Where though last time I was out there I was specifically looking for places to work and everyone I ran into was either a barista or a waiter, serving the other baristas and waiters in some sort of twee truck-based economic ouroboros A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 5, 2017 |
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Bamabalacha posted:Men and women are equally bad, as that is the default human state. They may be bad in slightly different ways, but in the same poo poo to good ratio. And mostly we're all just crappy people. Speak for yourself, I've been redeemed through Christ
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Pick posted:Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are. The jobs are in Seattle, unless your idea of job is catering to idiot lesbian couples who move across the country for the "lifestyle" only to find out, get this, Portland is really cold and rains constantly.
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I wonder how many 10/10 men and women are living in Portland single because they can't find anyone that just wants a vanilla monogamous relationship with them, and every time they start a relationship it ends because the other person has 4 other amors. Also, reddit is apparently down and I can't get more stories!
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Barudak posted:The jobs are in Seattle, unless your idea of job is catering to idiot lesbian couples who move across the country for the "lifestyle" only to find out, get this, Portland is really cold and rains constantly. Average price of a home in Seattle is $700k now. It's rapidly becoming another San Fran/Palo Alto techbro enclave.
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Nazzadan posted:Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [33 M] of four years. He admits to finding a picture of me in my school uniform hot/sexy. Is this okay? I wouldn't be bothered by compliments of my past looks but then it's okay for me to age
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Pick posted:Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are. this is every us state where there's one big city that dominates an otherwise rural state there's some super old leathery cowboy in the wyoming hills somewhere that's mega salty about those cosmopolitan dick smokers down in fruity rear end cheyenne boner confessor fucked around with this message at 19:45 on May 5, 2017 |
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reddits back! It bugs me [30F] that my husband [35M] looked at nudes on r/thefappening quote:This isn't a huge issue, but it's something that is bothering me. I'm not a daily reddit user, and I'm just learning about the massive celebrity nude photo theft that took place over the weekend. As I was reading about it after the kids went to bed, I asked my husband (35M) if he had heard about it. He said that he had heard about it, and added that he had viewed the photos of several different celebrities on r/thefappening. Good comments quote:So some 19 year-old trying to support her kid by grinding your husbands dong through his pants is fine but him looking at some actresses boobs whose pics were stolen is terrible? Priorities? quote:I looked at out of curiosity. I wanted to see what the big deal was. He probably had the same reaction as I did. Which was "well those are boobs..." I wouldnt think anything more of it if I were you. Really doesn't seem worth imploding your relationship over.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Where though The same jobs as always, sales, hotel management, commercial insurance, whatever. They're just not fun, cool jobs. Portland is however full of people who are mad that their job isn't fun or cool and they are holding out for Fun & Cool Inc. to start hiring. A lot of these people are originally from ohio.
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Pick posted:Interestingly, this was the situation with Robert Durst. Eventually he had the best friend killed, decades after killing his wife. this is from a few pages back but i got this confused with fred durst and i was like 'that makes sense'. My [21M] girlfriend [25F] said her friend's [28M] name during sex. quote:Dated for a year. We were loving, she basically says "gently caress me, gently caress me, gently caress me [his name]". He has a very unique name, so I know it was him. She looks at me like "Oh gently caress did I just say that". I pull out, get dressed, and go for a drive. She's been texting me, I told her I wanted some time to myself. comment posted:Ugh, how terrible. What kind of friendship does she have with him now? op posted:Thanks. They hang out in groups mostly, occasionally have lunch together (alone). e: haha whoops spoke too soon UPDATE: My [21M] girlfriend [25F] said her friend's [28M] name during sex quote:So, I read all the replies in my original post. There was good advice from both sides, but I decided to focus on the more positive ones and at least go into the conversation with the attitude of "This is something I can get past, as long as she is honest and it was clearly just a mistake".
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Nazzadan posted:I wonder how many 10/10 men and women are living in Portland single because they can't find anyone that just wants a vanilla monogamous relationship with them, and every time they start a relationship it ends because the other person has 4 other amors. well at least one <>
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Elsa posted:I wouldn't be bothered by compliments of my past looks but then it's okay for me to age My consort [23, F] finds the full length oil portrait I keep in the attic more rakish than myself [functionally immortal, M]
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Ah yes, ever normal lunch totally alone with your ex. No no, see, it was hot out thats why we were sleeping in our underwear under the same blanket in the other room of the house I wont let you into now are we getting married or what?
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I (21F) am experiencing sexual role reversal with my boyfriend (21M) and don't know what to do.quote:So, my boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years and have been sexually active for about one. He is always a giving, considerate lover and I almost always get off. We usually have sex once a week, same day every week, and that usually suited my sex drive fine. He'd sometimes say no some weeks because he was tired (it was early in the morning) and I'd get sad, but he does have a lower drive so I got used to it. comments quote:I've told my boyfriend that I find our sex life boring... quote:Watch porn together. This way you can find out what turns him on, and he can find out what turns you on. OP posted:We don't watch porn. quote:Then look for another BF. If he won't talk about how you can turn him on, and you are too shy to initiate, you may find someone who better fits you. OP posted:Pardon me? I'm not looking for another boyfriend. Also her name is Cartooncrush and another thread started by her is I (21F) have a huge crush on a cartoon character, my boyfriend of 3 years (21M) finds it funny but I'm just embarrassed.
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Nazzadan posted:reddits back! I get what the second guy's going for but I'm really getting a kick out of the implication that he was expecting, like, hundreds of writing tentacles or the lost tribe of Israel or anything other than tits under Scarlett Johannsen's top
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Portland has jobs for people who are already established and experienced in an industry. There are no entry level jobs left because kids frea h out of college keep moving here with no job and no prospects. The median household income is 60k/yr and median home price is 350k, and you can't find any open apartments. Pick if you are looking for real, K D Lang style lesbians to date in Portland the traditional place to go would be the Fish Grotto. Otherwise move to Corvallis or Eugene.
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Barudak posted:The jobs are in Seattle, unless your idea of job is catering to idiot lesbian couples who move across the country for the "lifestyle" only to find out, get this, Portland is really cold and rains constantly. Tons of people move to Oregon on the assumption that it will be some sort of magical place with all the culture of Chicago and but also the spiritual wokeness of Lumbini. In reality, Portland is a dark, rainy smell pile that has a tremendous homelessness problem and a shaky economy. Oh and really loving annoying young people. Also, food trucks are gross. boner confessor posted:this is every us state where there's one big city that dominates an otherwise rural state hehehe
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Their sex as described sounds so sad I bet the only sex noises they make is a dirge
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Nazzadan posted:Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [33 M] of four years. He admits to finding a picture of me in my school uniform hot/sexy. Is this okay? Literally every single guy I've dated has been all "ooooh, I want to see your school uniform pics 😏" even after I tell them how terrible I look in them. My school had a uniform that was the laughing stock of every other girls school in the city, and I'm one of those people who were fugly in high school and got hot as an adult. Every time I've shown someone the pictures of me from high school, they're like "AAAHHHH, YOU WERE RIGHT TO WARN ME OFF, I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN."
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therobit posted:Portland has jobs for people who are already established and experienced in an industry. There are no entry level jobs left because kids frea h out of college keep moving here with no job and no prospects. corvallis owns
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I just want to post this because it breaks literally every rule on the sub but didn't get deleted Love a woman, but need a man too. quote:For reference: I am a male.
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Whenever i see someone driving a truck i think they are exactly like this annoying loving couple. My [23 M] boyfriend sold me [21F] his 2012 diesel F350 for $1.75?!? How do I pay him back?!?!? quote:My guy knows that I "lurk the depths of the internet" (reddit) and I think he knows my normal username so I made this throw away
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I went to Portland once and this dude wearing a crazy punk rock sort of getup asked me if I'd buy him a pack of cigarettes for a song on the guitar he had on his back and I said sure, bought him a pack of camels, and then he played the worst song I've ever heard so I threw the cigarettes in the street and yelled at him 'Get a job!'.
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Trucks, I swear
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Portland is a city full of people who record video of themselves doing yoga.
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dudeness posted:Whenever i see someone driving a truck i think they are exactly like this annoying loving couple. Im trying so hard to understand this story and it just isnt working.
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You could cut off 90% of that story and lose nothing.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I get what the second guy's going for but I'm really getting a kick out of the implication that he was expecting, like, hundreds of writing tentacles or the lost tribe of Israel or anything other than tits under Scarlett Johannsen's top I'll admit that when I first heard of it, having no context other than it was call "The Fappening" and an imgur link, my thought process was "Wait, they made a porn parody of The Happening? This I gotta see." So I clicked. Then Hope Solo's butthole stared into my soul and I lost a piece of myself and learned to think things through more.
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Seems hard to believe truck dude pulls in that kind of income while not yet a journeyman. Also, who works 6 hours of overtime a day? That's about 478k a year.
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dudeness posted:Whenever i see someone driving a truck i think they are exactly like this annoying loving couple. Bf rich and super nice so what
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Pick posted:Portland is a city full of people who record video of themselves doing yoga. #lovelife #centered #portland #crushinggoals
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