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Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

La Brea Carpet posted:

I don't care what other people do in the privacy of their own homes/lives. Slather each other up with peanut butter and drink anchovy smoothies out of your rear end in a top hat for all I care. Just don't involve me in it.

You want to dress up as a tiny little babby and pretend someone's dick is your pacifier that's your business, but post about it on facebook and make it my business then I reserve the right to be skeeved.

I guess everyone has a different threshold for when the paycheck isn't enough compensation for getting along :shrug:

I figure that's what part of it is for.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

TheScott2K posted:

Here's a story about how hard it is to write with only gender-neutral pronouns

Partner will not let me play violent video games (Games involving death, depictions of animal violence, etc)

Animal violence sucks, but every day I want to overfeed a dog with PTSD so it eats it's own vomit continuously.

She sounds nice.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:30 on May 5, 2017

# ? May 5, 2017 19:28

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

They really hate that show that loving nails them, too.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:28

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Animal violence sucks, but every day I want to overfeed a dog with PTSD so it eats it's own vomit continuously.

She sounds nice.

They sound nice. Check that privelige.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:31

boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

mah wife said the same thing to me about her high school photos when i commented on them but i contextualized it as since we're the same age now i looked at those photos as i would have as a high schooler, not as a middle aged guy creeping on pictures of a teenager. like if she showed me a pic of her high school friend i wouldn't be all "drat girl" about it

also recently while digging through some old crap i found a bunch of wallet sized high school senior photos of myself and i've been handing them out to my friends

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 19:32 on May 5, 2017

# ? May 5, 2017 19:29

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

portland has some great food and art and is in one of the most gorgeous parts of America but I took one look at its culture based entirely on making everything an affectation and noped right out

Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:31

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

TheScott2K posted:

They sound nice. Check that privelige.

I can't pick up a pencil without feeling sick.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:34

Bamabalacha: Sep 18, 2006; Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!

Zeroisanumber posted:

Women are also bad.

Men and women are equally bad, as that is the default human state. They may be bad in slightly different ways, but in the same poo poo to good ratio. And mostly we're all just crappy people.

That's my hot take, I don't really like it when anyone starts shrieking about how all men or women are horrible.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:33

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Apparently Portland is too wierd even for Pick

# ? May 5, 2017 19:34

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Pick posted:

Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are.

Where though

last time I was out there I was specifically looking for places to work and everyone I ran into was either a barista or a waiter, serving the other baristas and waiters in some sort of twee truck-based economic ouroboros

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 5, 2017

# ? May 5, 2017 19:34

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Bamabalacha posted:

Men and women are equally bad, as that is the default human state. They may be bad in slightly different ways, but in the same poo poo to good ratio. And mostly we're all just crappy people.

That's my hot take, I don't really like it when anyone starts shrieking about how all men or women are horrible.

Speak for yourself, I've been redeemed through Christ

# ? May 5, 2017 19:36

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are.

The jobs are in Seattle, unless your idea of job is catering to idiot lesbian couples who move across the country for the "lifestyle" only to find out, get this, Portland is really cold and rains constantly.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:38

Nazzadan: Jun 22, 2016

I wonder how many 10/10 men and women are living in Portland single because they can't find anyone that just wants a vanilla monogamous relationship with them, and every time they start a relationship it ends because the other person has 4 other amors.

Also, reddit is apparently down and I can't get more stories!

# ? May 5, 2017 19:38

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

The jobs are in Seattle, unless your idea of job is catering to idiot lesbian couples who move across the country for the "lifestyle" only to find out, get this, Portland is really cold and rains constantly.

Average price of a home in Seattle is $700k now. It's rapidly becoming another San Fran/Palo Alto techbro enclave.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:39

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

Nazzadan posted:

Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [33 M] of four years. He admits to finding a picture of me in my school uniform hot/sexy. Is this okay?

Is it okay that my boyfriend that thinks I'm hot also thinks I'm hot in a picture I describe myself as looking the same in?

I wouldn't be bothered by compliments of my past looks but then it's okay for me to age

# ? May 5, 2017 19:41

boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Pick posted:

Oregon on the whole is great, but there's a reason the rest of the state loving reviles Portland. however that's where the jorbs are.

this is every us state where there's one big city that dominates an otherwise rural state

there's some super old leathery cowboy in the wyoming hills somewhere that's mega salty about those cosmopolitan dick smokers down in fruity rear end cheyenne

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 19:45 on May 5, 2017

# ? May 5, 2017 19:43

Nazzadan: Jun 22, 2016

reddits back!

It bugs me [30F] that my husband [35M] looked at nudes on r/thefappening

quote:

This isn't a huge issue, but it's something that is bothering me. I'm not a daily reddit user, and I'm just learning about the massive celebrity nude photo theft that took place over the weekend. As I was reading about it after the kids went to bed, I asked my husband (35M) if he had heard about it. He said that he had heard about it, and added that he had viewed the photos of several different celebrities on r/thefappening.
I asked him if he thought that it was hosed up that all of those women had their photos stolen, and he said that he does think that it's pretty messed up. I then asked him why he looked at the photos, since he knows that they were posted without consent. He said that he really doesn't understand why looking at the photos would be a problem, and that he thinks I'm making too big a big deal out of this.
I dropped it after that, and we continued our usual routine but haven't talked about it again. It's bugging me, though. He views porn regularly, he goes to strip clubs with his friends, and he occasionally watches cam girls, and that doesn't bother me in the slightest. I would understand if, in that moment, his curiosity led him to click on a few photos without really considering the situation, but it bugs me that he really doesn't think that looking at stolen nude photos is problematic. Do I talk more with him about this? Do we just need to agree to disagree?
tl;dr: I have no objection to my husband viewing nudes or porn. But it bugs me that he looked at the stolen nudes on r/thefappening and doesn't see anything wrong with that. Do I drop the issue?

Good comments

quote:

So some 19 year-old trying to support her kid by grinding your husbands dong through his pants is fine but him looking at some actresses boobs whose pics were stolen is terrible? Priorities?

quote:

I looked at out of curiosity. I wanted to see what the big deal was. He probably had the same reaction as I did. Which was "well those are boobs..." I wouldnt think anything more of it if I were you.

Really doesn't seem worth imploding your relationship over.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:44

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Where though

last time I was out there I was specifically looking for places to work and everyone I ran into was either a barista or a waiter, serving the other baristas and waiters in some sort of twee truck-based economic ouroboros

The same jobs as always, sales, hotel management, commercial insurance, whatever. They're just not fun, cool jobs. Portland is however full of people who are mad that their job isn't fun or cool and they are holding out for Fun & Cool Inc. to start hiring. A lot of these people are originally from ohio.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:46

Sisal Two-Step: May 29, 2006; mom without jaw
dad without wife

i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

Pick posted:

Interestingly, this was the situation with Robert Durst. Eventually he had the best friend killed, decades after killing his wife.

this is from a few pages back but i got this confused with fred durst and i was like 'that makes sense'.

My [21M] girlfriend [25F] said her friend's [28M] name during sex.

quote:

Dated for a year. We were loving, she basically says "gently caress me, gently caress me, gently caress me [his name]". He has a very unique name, so I know it was him. She looks at me like "Oh gently caress did I just say that". I pull out, get dressed, and go for a drive. She's been texting me, I told her I wanted some time to myself.

A bit of backstory; this dude has always been a bit of a contentious point for us. He's not a bad guy, just a bit creepy, and they hosed once or twice so to be honest I don't like him hanging around with her.

What the gently caress do I do?

Tl;Dr - girlfriend of one year said her friend/ex-fuckbuddy's name during sex.

comment posted:

Ugh, how terrible. What kind of friendship does she have with him now?

op posted:

Thanks. They hang out in groups mostly, occasionally have lunch together (alone).

to the op's credit, i think he's put the pieces together now.

e: haha whoops spoke too soon

UPDATE: My [21M] girlfriend [25F] said her friend's [28M] name during sex

quote:

So, I read all the replies in my original post. There was good advice from both sides, but I decided to focus on the more positive ones and at least go into the conversation with the attitude of "This is something I can get past, as long as she is honest and it was clearly just a mistake".

Anyway, she continued to text me throughout the night, apologising and saying it was just a slip of the tongue. I said let's meet for breakfast at her place. I got there, and it was pretty clear she knew she hosed up, she looked like she'd been crying all night. I was calm and simply asked her why she said his name, and if it meant anything.

She immediately and conclusively denied even thinking about him, and that it was just totally a gently caress up in her head. I told her that I felt humiliated and emasculated, and that whilst I did believe her, it wasn't something I could work past in a day. Then she said she understood, and offered to totally break off her friendship with him if it helped. She said she knew that having him around made me uncomfortable anyway, and that she desperately wanted me to feel secure in our relationship. I said I'd appreciate if she did break off the friendship, but how could she when they often saw each other in a group, and she said she simply wouldn't hang out with him at all, I was more important than that group of friends (ex work buddies).

Then she asked if I could please hold her, and holy poo poo I realised right then how absolutely terrified she was of losing me. She was shaking and emotionally and physically exhausted. So I called her work, explained she wouldn't be in, and we chilled in bed all day (no sex, yet).

Tl;Dr - Girlfriend says it was a mistake, I believe her. She has cut off friendship with the guy. After seeing how awful she felt, I feel more secure about who I am in her life, and I know I can work past this issue. It seems so small and insignificant now!

# ? May 5, 2017 19:47

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Nazzadan posted:

I wonder how many 10/10 men and women are living in Portland single because they can't find anyone that just wants a vanilla monogamous relationship with them, and every time they start a relationship it ends because the other person has 4 other amors.

well at least one < :mad:

# ? May 5, 2017 19:49

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Elsa posted:

I wouldn't be bothered by compliments of my past looks but then it's okay for me to age

My consort [23, F] finds the full length oil portrait I keep in the attic more rakish than myself [functionally immortal, M]

# ? May 5, 2017 19:49

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Ah yes, ever normal lunch totally alone with your ex. No no, see, it was hot out thats why we were sleeping in our underwear under the same blanket in the other room of the house I wont let you into now are we getting married or what?

# ? May 5, 2017 19:53

Nazzadan: Jun 22, 2016

I (21F) am experiencing sexual role reversal with my boyfriend (21M) and don't know what to do.

quote:

So, my boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years and have been sexually active for about one. He is always a giving, considerate lover and I almost always get off. We usually have sex once a week, same day every week, and that usually suited my sex drive fine. He'd sometimes say no some weeks because he was tired (it was early in the morning) and I'd get sad, but he does have a lower drive so I got used to it.
Recently, we've found an opportunity to have sex twice a week. Great, right? My boyfriend certainly thinks so. But me, not so much. Sex has gotten kind of boring lately. We have two comfortable positions (though we've tried others), and the same basic routine in terms of foreplay. I often have to think of erotica and stuff to get off, and it makes me feel disconnected. I still find sex to be an emotional experience, but not always a desirable physical one.
I've told my boyfriend that I find our sex life boring, but I usually end up having sex with him when I don't feel like it because it makes him happy. I don't want to withhold sex, but I want to enjoy it more. I did some research, we took mojoupgrade, all that. Either it's stuff we're both scared/intimidated by, or it's just not practical with our limited means and where we live.
Basically, we're two broke college students with a humdrum sex life, and I'm not sure where to take it from here. Should we go back to having sex once a week so I can enjoy the sex we have, or do I consent to the second time each week even if I'm not feeling it? It's so odd to see my boyfriend as the initiator, hence the sexual role reversal, and I feel like this may not last and I should take advantage of it.
tl;dr: Used to have sex once a week, now it's twice a week and I'm getting bored.

comments

quote:

I've told my boyfriend that I find our sex life boring...
If only you had some sort of way of controlling things instead of making it his problem.

quote:

Watch porn together. This way you can find out what turns him on, and he can find out what turns you on.

OP posted:

We don't watch porn.

(but she does read girl/girl erotica)

quote:

Then look for another BF. If he won't talk about how you can turn him on, and you are too shy to initiate, you may find someone who better fits you.

OP posted:

Pardon me? I'm not looking for another boyfriend.

Also her name is Cartooncrush and another thread started by her is

I (21F) have a huge crush on a cartoon character, my boyfriend of 3 years (21M) finds it funny but I'm just embarrassed.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:52

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Nazzadan posted:

reddits back!

It bugs me [30F] that my husband [35M] looked at nudes on r/thefappening

Good comments

Really doesn't seem worth imploding your relationship over.

I get what the second guy's going for but I'm really getting a kick out of the implication that he was expecting, like, hundreds of writing tentacles or the lost tribe of Israel or anything other than tits under Scarlett Johannsen's top

# ? May 5, 2017 19:54

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Portland has jobs for people who are already established and experienced in an industry. There are no entry level jobs left because kids frea h out of college keep moving here with no job and no prospects.

The median household income is 60k/yr and median home price is 350k, and you can't find any open apartments.

Pick if you are looking for real, K D Lang style lesbians to date in Portland the traditional place to go would be the Fish Grotto. Otherwise move to Corvallis or Eugene.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:55

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

The jobs are in Seattle, unless your idea of job is catering to idiot lesbian couples who move across the country for the "lifestyle" only to find out, get this, Portland is really cold and rains constantly.

Tons of people move to Oregon on the assumption that it will be some sort of magical place with all the culture of Chicago and but also the spiritual wokeness of Lumbini. In reality, Portland is a dark, rainy smell pile that has a tremendous homelessness problem and a shaky economy. Oh and really loving annoying young people. Also, food trucks are gross.

boner confessor posted:

this is every us state where there's one big city that dominates an otherwise rural state

there's some super old leathery cowboy in the wyoming hills somewhere that's mega salty about those cosmopolitan dick smokers down in fruity rear end cheyenne

hehehe

# ? May 5, 2017 19:55

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Their sex as described sounds so sad I bet the only sex noises they make is a dirge

# ? May 5, 2017 19:54

Bamabalacha: Sep 18, 2006; Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!

Nazzadan posted:

Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [33 M] of four years. He admits to finding a picture of me in my school uniform hot/sexy. Is this okay?

Is it okay that my boyfriend that thinks I'm hot also thinks I'm hot in a picture I describe myself as looking the same in?

Literally every single guy I've dated has been all "ooooh, I want to see your school uniform pics 😏" even after I tell them how terrible I look in them.

My school had a uniform that was the laughing stock of every other girls school in the city, and I'm one of those people who were fugly in high school and got hot as an adult.

Every time I've shown someone the pictures of me from high school, they're like "AAAHHHH, YOU WERE RIGHT TO WARN ME OFF, I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN."

# ? May 5, 2017 19:56

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

therobit posted:

Portland has jobs for people who are already established and experienced in an industry. There are no entry level jobs left because kids frea h out of college keep moving here with no job and no prospects.

The median household income is 60k/yr and median home price is 350k, and you can't find any open apartments.

Pick if you are looking for real, K D Lang style lesbians to date in Portland the traditional place to go would be the Fish Grotto. Otherwise move to Corvallis or Eugene.

corvallis owns

# ? May 5, 2017 19:59

Nazzadan: Jun 22, 2016

I just want to post this because it breaks literally every rule on the sub but didn't get deleted
Love a woman, but need a man too.

quote:

For reference: I am a male.
I have been in an extremely serious relationship with the love of my life for 3 years. We met in college and one of our first experiences was her pegging me with a dildo.
One of my old gently caress buddies contacted me after we were in the relationshp for awhile, I said no to him, but she heard the converstaion and she said she wanted to watch him gently caress me, which was great for me because despite the relationship being amaing I was having a huge itch for some man on man lovin that needed scrathing.
So after that I began, with my GF's consent, to see my old gently caress buddy on a regualr basis. Me and him had sex and it was great. The raltionship continued for a long time and my GF never had a problem with it and our relationship continued to grow stronger, until...
She said she didn't like the idea anymore and that once I moved away from college she wanted me to stop. What should I do? I really love men, like, alot. I don't know if I can give up men for her. Any advice?

# ? May 5, 2017 20:03

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Whenever i see someone driving a truck i think they are exactly like this annoying loving couple.

My [23 M] boyfriend sold me [21F] his 2012 diesel F350 for $1.75?!? How do I pay him back?!?!?

quote:

My guy knows that I "lurk the depths of the internet" (reddit) and I think he knows my normal username so I made this throw away
This sounds absolutely ridiculous, but this happened today. He is a heavy equipment mechanic at a fly in work camp in the really far north and he fly's in again this week and will be gone for another two weeks :/ but then has 6 straight weeks of paid holidays when he comes back. I just moved into his house during his last 2 weeks home and he JUST told me that he owns the drat place. I only ever asked why he was doing renovations all the time (before I moved in with him) and he just said "well the landlord is kinda a dick and is just fixing the place until he can sell this house and build a real home with his 'special lady' (!) when the time comes. Also kinda because this ghetto area is pretty lovely" I feel stupid for not registering something in my head......

He came back to his (our?) house today in a brand new Platinum F450 (I asked why not just a new F350 and he just said "my dick felt small when I was ordering a 350 so I compensated" [its not]) after his friend picked him up this morning just before lunch. I know he can afford it because he isn't even a journeyman yet and I sneaked a look at his pay stub once (I wanted to make sure he wasn't like a drug dealer or something) and he earns almost $80 a hour regular time with overtime written as "2.5x Reg Rat". I know he works 4-6 overtime hours a day to. But showing up randomly in a new super expensive vehicle is still showing up in a new super expensive vehicle and him saying "yeah well I got 2 years to finish paying for it" is supposed to make me feel better about it or something?

He never lets me pay for anything. EVER. He wanted to pay for my classes at University too but I wouldn't let him, but my bestie told he me said exactly this when we were all drinking once: "yeah well when I steal her away those loans are paid a week after its all said and done and I don't care what Martha Stuart has to say about it". I don't know anyone named Martha so I don't know why he would be talking about the cooking show lady, but I guess he was slightly drunk and his sense of humor is pretty weird in the first place. I really don't know what to think about that, and all my BFF said was "well duh he like really really likes you"....thanks Sherlock! But as I was saying I have to physically hand the cashier/waitress/bar tender/gas station people the money I want to pay them. If I don't and I hand it to him the same EXACT paper money bill will end up in my purse like a day later even thought the till people got paid!?!?. It is pretty frustrating not being 'allowed' to pay for anything (he has never actually said that I am not allowed to do anything), but he says he should pay for stuff because I am a "broke rear end student with a expensive coffee habit that needs her cash in her pockets in case the soviet union attacks like in red dawn from the 80's". When he said that I just gave him the "wtf" face and blank stare and then shook my head. Then for a week straight he would randomly text me "Wolverines!". I pretty much gave up trying to pay for stuff when we go out and do stuff together.

But to the title of this, he was "trying" (as in he put a contact email that he never checks like ever) to sell his 2012 Ford king ranch F350 because he "wanted a new one and because the 2012 is like old"..... Yesterday I was driving in MY cute little 1996 Chevy S10 mini truck and it broke down. My boyfriend looked at it with his "magic eyes but mostly just tools" when he picked me and my truck up with his trailer and told me that the "tranny grenaded finally". I know that the transmission was bad because like a week before I met my boyfriend my dad paid to have it taken to a shop to have it checked over because it has almost 300,000km on it. I guess its a safety thing, and that mechanic said the transmission had "a couple weeks left in its life left". Anyways fast forward a week or two and I met him and we were talking (obviously) and it eventually got on to me going to school and him working etc etc etc. He said he could "swap that poo poo out dawg" (if he wasn't 6'5 and super jacked he would probably look and sound like a super nerdy ultra loser suburban kid) which he did. Three times (well kinda 4 times). First two were from wrecker yard and the third was like one that made totally new from a old one? All three of those broke and each lasted no longer then 2 weeks (he only put them on he didn't open them up or anything). They usually broke just before or just after he would get home from work, so I think he was getting kind of frustrated. He ended up putting on the original one and put almost no actual oil in, but he almost filled it all with "Lucas oil" and it worked for a long time. He ended up putting the original back on 1 1/2 months into dating, and that was 8 months ago. In that time he replaced pretty much everything on the front of my little truck on the front bottom part where the wheels turn and go up and down on the road and stuff for "safe safety reasons so its safe".

BUT THEN YESTERDAY, I was pretty sad because that was MY truck that was being hauled on the deck of his trailer (it was pretty fun steering while he pushed it up onto the trailer though) and I wasn't sure what I was going to do because my boyfriend lives kinda far from the university and the bus service here is horrible and the connections are even worse and I started having a panic attack. I cried in front of him for the first time yesterday. He ended up just picking me up like I weighed 5 pounds and sitting me on his lap, told me "you look really pretty when you cry, but I don't like seeing you sad" then said "my 5 foot princess, we will figure something out. We always do". It was a pretty good cuddle, pizza and other stuff night after that.

THEN TODAY when he came home and showed me his new truck and stuff and said "do you want to go buy a coffee? I'll drive" (he doesn't drink coffee) and I said yes (because as lame as it sounds I was excited that he actually wanted me to pay for something when I am with him) and brought my "European - lipstick and 500 other things bag" (my purse). Off we went to the tiny little "hipster shack" (as he calls it) coffee shop that we go to often [that he just drinks iced tea at lol]. I got him his ice tea and me my coffee and he didn't complain about me paying for something for once. Then he said "how much change do you have with you?" I looked and I had 7 quarters for a total of $1.75. I told him I had 7 quarters and he said "want to buy something right now?" I said "YES" (I know I shouldn't be excited over spending $1.75, but I was). He said "hand it over then" and I gave him my 7 quarters with a weird look attached and he reached into his pocket and took out his keys for his 2012 F350 and set them down on the table in front of me. He said "You need a vehicle, and I can't just give away the king ranch for free. So you just bought the bro wagon, don't worry about fuel for a while thought, that is included in the price".

I think I looked like a loonie toon cartoon because my jaw probably dropped to the floor. I tried to take my 7 quarters back but he took them and put them in one of those jelly bean machine things and bought 7 quarters worth of jelly beans (that he tormented me with all day by tossing them at my bum whenever I stood up/walked past/did anything). I tried to say more then once that he can't just give me his truck for 7 drat quarters, but all he has said all day was "Nope the contract is sealed in the blood of jelly beans young one".

I don't know what to do really. I know he has done a whole lot of stuff to his (my?) old(?) truck because he showed me a video of his truck at the kinda close drag racing place from last summer. The time was just over 10 seconds and I know its crazy fast because he likes to race pretty much everyone at every intersection ever. I know its a very expensive vehicle that my boyfriend gave to me for the price of not even a handful of jelly beans. How in gods name do I pay him back? What do I do for him in return? He won't let me spend money on him ever except like Christmas time. He will be gone pretty much all of tomorrow helping his uncle fix something and then will be gone off to work for two weeks. I want to do something nice/awesome for when he gets back (I will admit though I do not have a lot of money to do much with), but I don't know what to do. Yes the obvious will get said and it has and will be continued to be done (we both agreed that doing that often is part of a healthy relationship) often. He gave me one of his credit cards to use for "fuel, lady daily survival products and like some pizza if your hungry yo" too.
tl;dr boyfriend of almost 10 months sold me a uber 2012 diesel F350 for $1.75 because my 1996 mini truck broke badly and I need something to do/give to him to make up for being handed a truck and use of his credit card + living in his house and eating food for free.

EDIT: He does actually save money. He has a tax free savings account and a RRSP and savings accounts and a tiny government pension from service. He doesn't just throw money into a trash can.

# ? May 5, 2017 20:02

Jim Barris: Aug 13, 2009

I went to Portland once and this dude wearing a crazy punk rock sort of getup asked me if I'd buy him a pack of cigarettes for a song on the guitar he had on his back and I said sure, bought him a pack of camels, and then he played the worst song I've ever heard so I threw the cigarettes in the street and yelled at him 'Get a job!'.

# ? May 5, 2017 20:05

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Trucks, I swear

# ? May 5, 2017 20:06

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Portland is a city full of people who record video of themselves doing yoga.

# ? May 5, 2017 20:07

Barudak: May 7, 2007

dudeness posted:

Whenever i see someone driving a truck i think they are exactly like this annoying loving couple.

My [23 M] boyfriend sold me [21F] his 2012 diesel F350 for $1.75?!? How do I pay him back?!?!?

Im trying so hard to understand this story and it just isnt working.

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Ensign Expendable: Nov 11, 2008; Lager beer is proof that god loves us; Pillbug

You could cut off 90% of that story and lose nothing.

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I get what the second guy's going for but I'm really getting a kick out of the implication that he was expecting, like, hundreds of writing tentacles or the lost tribe of Israel or anything other than tits under Scarlett Johannsen's top

I'll admit that when I first heard of it, having no context other than it was call "The Fappening" and an imgur link, my thought process was "Wait, they made a porn parody of The Happening? This I gotta see." So I clicked.

Then Hope Solo's butthole stared into my soul and I lost a piece of myself and learned to think things through more.

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Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Seems hard to believe truck dude pulls in that kind of income while not yet a journeyman. Also, who works 6 hours of overtime a day? That's about 478k a year.

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Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

dudeness posted:

Whenever i see someone driving a truck i think they are exactly like this annoying loving couple.

My [23 M] boyfriend sold me [21F] his 2012 diesel F350 for $1.75?!? How do I pay him back?!?!?

Bf rich and super nice so what

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WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pick posted:

Portland is a city full of people who record video of themselves doing yoga.

#lovelife #centered #portland #crushinggoals

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